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Zalasur 🐸🇺🇦

@zalasur@mastodon.surazal.net
mastodon 4.7.2+glitch
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My name is David. I'm a software engineer with various interests, including cooking, artwork, and gaming. Preferred pronouns: he/him/his.

445 Followers
997 Following
50 Posts
Joined October 08, 2022
Blog:
https://zalasur.media
Peertube:
https://peertube.zalasur.media/a/zalasur
Owncast:
https://owncast.zalasur.media
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Zalasur 🐸🇺🇦 @zalasur@mastodon.surazal.net
· 1w ago
Replying to
@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Very well! I shall video game even harder!
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Zalasur 🐸🇺🇦 @zalasur@mastodon.surazal.net
· 1w ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Mountains are all the way over there. That guy is already over there. I'm here, in my cozy house, playing video games.
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Zalasur 🐸🇺🇦 @zalasur@mastodon.surazal.net
· 4w ago
Replying to
@benroyce@mastodon.social I've been noticing an uptick of "So you really think you can vote yourself out of this?" posts on Mastodon. It wasn't from a bot account but the cynicism is really starting to ramp up from the "burn it all to the ground" quarter.
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Zalasur 🐸🇺🇦 @zalasur@mastodon.surazal.net
· 1w ago
Replying to
@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social I feel like it's probably the best one out of all the options available to me :D
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Zalasur 🐸🇺🇦 @zalasur@mastodon.surazal.net
· 2w ago
Replying to on mastodon.social
@fesshole@mastodon.social This absolutely did not happen. I have never worked anywhere where the toilets weren't the most dogshit generic model available and the toilet paper wasn't so thin you could breathe right through it and you would tear a hole.
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Zalasur 🐸🇺🇦 @zalasur@mastodon.surazal.net
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@quinn@social.circl.lu But why keep the gun within easy reach of the printer? 😅
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Zalasur 🐸🇺🇦 @zalasur@mastodon.surazal.net
· 2mo ago

I certainly hope those data centers are getting phone calls from the electric company about "Energy Action Day" as often as I do*

  • Haha no of course they are not.
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Zalasur 🐸🇺🇦 @zalasur@mastodon.surazal.net
· 4w ago
Replying to
@benroyce@mastodon.social Almost immediately after reading your reply I saw this video short from one of my favorite political vloggers on YouTube and I loved her response to the people replying to her videos calling for "revolution" https://youtube.com/shorts/FON8dJG8QBk?si=ArNYreHCWadreC0t

Stop calling for revolution when you never leave your house

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Zalasur 🐸🇺🇦 @zalasur@mastodon.surazal.net
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@LRRRonEarth@beige.party It makes me wonder which of the eldritch gods McConnell made a pact with to exchange Lindsey's life for a small extension of his own?
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Zalasur 🐸🇺🇦 @zalasur@mastodon.surazal.net
· 3mo ago
One of the concepts I've noticed streamers and content creators on Twitch or YouTube struggle with is that when I tell them I'm on #Peertube or #Owncast, these aren't alternative platforms. These are my own self-hosted websites that I manage and maintain myself. These are *my* platforms. They don't "belong" to a corporate entity who manage my income streams, hosting, infrastructure, and marketing for me. I have to do all that myself. The great thing is I see more people now than ever before.
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Zalasur 🐸🇺🇦 @zalasur@mastodon.surazal.net
· 1mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social The "Fuel Shack", eh? The Fuel Shack is a little old place where We can get together Fuel Shack baby A Fuel Shack baby
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Zalasur 🐸🇺🇦 @zalasur@mastodon.surazal.net
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@maxleibman@beige.party Hours? I still get mentions *months* after the fact!
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Zalasur 🐸🇺🇦 @zalasur@mastodon.surazal.net
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@davidrevoy@framapiaf.org It doubles as a summer home! It *is* a great bargain!
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Zalasur 🐸🇺🇦 @zalasur@mastodon.surazal.net
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@cmconseils@mastodon.social I was genuinely confused at the premise behind this meme until I realized the joke was probably written in Celsius. :D
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Zalasur 🐸🇺🇦 @zalasur@mastodon.surazal.net
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@SwiftOnSecurity@infosec.exchange If it's coming from your cousin's Facebook posts, wouldn't that make it OnlyFams? 😉
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Zalasur 🐸🇺🇦 @zalasur@mastodon.surazal.net
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@cR0w @catsalad Taste the rainbow...?
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Zalasur 🐸🇺🇦 @zalasur@mastodon.surazal.net
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@aditya14@mastodon.social @ShadowJonathan@tech.lgbt "Our brains are struggling with basic calculus" No. "we need an higher form of assistance to help our find solutions in the more advanced fields of physics and science." Again, no.
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Zalasur 🐸🇺🇦 @zalasur@mastodon.surazal.net
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social "Unfortunate" pfft 😂
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Zalasur 🐸🇺🇦 @zalasur@mastodon.surazal.net
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@jay_peper Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve, and Talent 😉
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Zalasur 🐸🇺🇦 @zalasur@mastodon.surazal.net
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@admiralwonderboat@mastodon.social "Have too many tasks? Make a to-do list! Now you have one more additional task!"
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Zalasur 🐸🇺🇦 @zalasur@mastodon.surazal.net
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party "Bob, we've been over this."
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Zalasur 🐸🇺🇦 @zalasur@mastodon.surazal.net
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@warandpeas@mastodon.social Too much power! 😅
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Zalasur 🐸🇺🇦 @zalasur@mastodon.surazal.net
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@Richard_Littler@mastodon.social In the US we look at the UK with a bit of envy since they haven't *completely* lost their minds, Brexit notwithstanding.
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Zalasur 🐸🇺🇦 @zalasur@mastodon.surazal.net
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@db Oh my goodness I didn't even realize that was a thing 😅
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Zalasur 🐸🇺🇦 @zalasur@mastodon.surazal.net
· 5mo ago

Ugh I need to make coffee. But first I must make coffee. And I'm having a hard time getting up to make coffee because I have not yet had my coffee.

#coffee

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Zalasur 🐸🇺🇦 @zalasur@mastodon.surazal.net
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@karlauerbach My reading of this is that this will be made available as a limited edition, but won't be widely available (only 25000 will be printed).
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Zalasur 🐸🇺🇦 @zalasur@mastodon.surazal.net
· 3mo ago
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@bignose@social.chinwag.org @nutjob4life@fosstodon.org "Besides, it's 'from whom?'"
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Zalasur 🐸🇺🇦 @zalasur@mastodon.surazal.net
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@warandpeas@mastodon.social "I'd aft their stern" - a person who has no idea what nautical terms mean
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Zalasur 🐸🇺🇦 @zalasur@mastodon.surazal.net
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@catsalad@infosec.exchange "Do you know why I pulled you over?" *blank stare* "No, officer."
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Zalasur 🐸🇺🇦 @zalasur@mastodon.surazal.net
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@redsad@ohai.social Hey that's 11 more people than me so you're doing good in my book!
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Zalasur 🐸🇺🇦 @zalasur@mastodon.surazal.net
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@akamran@indieweb.social @MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social @quasirealsmiths@beige.party Thank you, I was about to link and post that
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Zalasur 🐸🇺🇦 @zalasur@mastodon.surazal.net
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@samlitzinger Reading the article. Yeah, this is not a new concept despite the article's framing. It's basically the philosophy of "If I can't hold it in my hand, it's not real." They seek to define numbers as only applying to actual objects rather than as abstract concepts.
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Zalasur 🐸🇺🇦 @zalasur@mastodon.surazal.net
· 5mo ago

This is purely unscientific, but we have had a major uptick in the urban rabbit population around our neighborhood. Not surprisingly, I'm told that there's also been an uptick in the urban coyote population this spring as well. They normally hang around the banks of the Mississippi River, but have been seen wandering the residential neighborhoods of Saint Paul as well.

🎶 The circle of liiiiiiiiiife 🎶

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Zalasur 🐸🇺🇦 @zalasur@mastodon.surazal.net
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@ScottStarkey@hoosier.social People are still mad at us about alt text or something
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Zalasur 🐸🇺🇦 @zalasur@mastodon.surazal.net
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@ShiitakeToast @Nonya_Bidniss Back in my enterprise data protection technical support days, I saw companies that would take snapshots of their database and call them backups (we did our best to warm them about this, but most of them dismissed or concerns). If that's the case here, then they never really had "backups".
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Zalasur 🐸🇺🇦 @zalasur@mastodon.surazal.net
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@fennek@bark.lgbt Web developer here. So, a couple of things here you should be aware of. I 100% agree that a personal web site is the way to go. They are easy to set up. Find a hosting provider that's cheap (don't go with free because you get what you pay for and with the free ones you'll likely be the product and that would just put you back into the problem that got you here in the first place). As for preventing AI from scraping your content, the answer is, well, you can't (there's more). (cont'd)
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Zalasur 🐸🇺🇦 @zalasur@mastodon.surazal.net
· 4mo ago
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@fennek@bark.lgbt The thing about publishing a website is that... it's a published website. You can put in rules in your config to prevent some AI scrapers from accessing your content but those rules can easily be bypassed by bad actors. It's not bulletproof. The best you can really hope for is to minimize the damage. Set up the access rules to keep most of the bad traffic out and keep an eye out in your logs to make sure the Bed Guys aren't hammering your pages. It's 50% prevention, 50% vigilance.
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Zalasur 🐸🇺🇦 @zalasur@mastodon.surazal.net
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@Jgbird@mas.to That's really crisp!
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Zalasur 🐸🇺🇦 @zalasur@mastodon.surazal.net
· 5mo ago
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@trending@mastodon.bot Uh oh 😅
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Zalasur 🐸🇺🇦 @zalasur@mastodon.surazal.net
· 5mo ago
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@cmconseils@mastodon.social That is *amazing*
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Zalasur 🐸🇺🇦 @zalasur@mastodon.surazal.net
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@cstanhope Proof that we stand on the shoulders of giants
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Zalasur 🐸🇺🇦 @zalasur@mastodon.surazal.net
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@Nonya_Bidniss I am curious to know what the hell kind of API call can delete an entire database and all the backups.
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Zalasur 🐸🇺🇦 @zalasur@mastodon.surazal.net
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@cstross Always check for the word boundaries 😅
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Zalasur 🐸🇺🇦 @zalasur@mastodon.surazal.net
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@overflow@toot.cat @cmconseils@mastodon.social Cooking in radians is a great idea if you want to bake 2π
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Zalasur 🐸🇺🇦 @zalasur@mastodon.surazal.net
· 5mo ago

Getting a survey that says, "We'd like to hear your opinion!"

Oh, you think so, do you? 😈

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Zalasur 🐸🇺🇦 @zalasur@mastodon.surazal.net
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@SkipfordJ@penguicon.social You're flirting with so many inanimate objects, and also several members of chat? There's a Venn diagram joke to be made in there
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Zalasur 🐸🇺🇦 @zalasur@mastodon.surazal.net
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@jessie That's three out of five for me, which was higher than I expected
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Zalasur 🐸🇺🇦 @zalasur@mastodon.surazal.net
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@awhite@mastodon.social Googled that and holy hell that's some nightmare fuel 😅
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Zalasur 🐸🇺🇦 @zalasur@mastodon.surazal.net
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@Gaelan@cathode.church @cmconseils@mastodon.social I think there are a few baking recipes at 250F but it's unusual.
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