I would like to address the allegations that one could "abduct me using only a chocolate chip cookie"...
This is silly and completely false, as I would not be swayed by a single, normal-sized chocolate chip cookie! >_>
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I have a great need for a 3D printer now.
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Dear Fedi and Mastodonians, we have fully compromised the timelime. Engage with us with cat pictures or we will leak your account background banner. 
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Every time I feed the cats, I end it by saying "nyan appetite!"
And then I laugh, and laugh, and laugh, and the cats stare, and stare, and judge.
It's a good system.
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Perks of being a cat
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RFC draft: Meow
https://www.ietf.org/archive/id/draft-meow-mrrp-00.html
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Sometimes you have to remind humans who's the boss of the house
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How to Negotiate a Pay Raise
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Tag yourself
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I have my own secret Signal chat group now!
(and by group, I mean just me)
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Even 1 second late can be fatal!! 
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Hey, can you keep an eye on this for me? I'll be right back.
Our AI agent* will destroy the world!
* my tail
** get my fur wet
#NeverSlop when #SomeSlop walks in the room
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MEOW~
RE: https://mastodon.world/@weathermatrix/117399695569991825
🌀 oh boy...
"Can you explain this hole in your résumé?"
Oh those are hole punches for my Trapper Keeper!
Slop Alert - ffmpeg
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@GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social "You can't say AI is useless! See? We're a threat to humanity!"
RE: https://infosec.exchange/@cR0w/117354399908091855
Look, I'm not saying this had something to do with allowing AI slop, however...
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@ButchH11@twit.social That's a fine loaf right there! 🍞
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@coolandnormal@aus.social @alice@lgbtqia.space The briefly lived LIVE GATORS course
RE: https://mastodon.social/@cheeaun/117314310960284024
I don't like it. "Favorite" should be renamed to "Meow" 😾
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👀👀👀 “Redesign: Update "favorite" wording to "like"” https://github.com/mastodon/mastodon/pull/40647
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@kimapr@ublog.kimapr.net I apprentice it!
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bnuy time!
if you want to meow, you can just meow! I encourage you to embrace any desires you may have to meow and just get started! It’s not as hard as you fear! You don’t need a permission slip to meow! 💖