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Mister Dave

@misterdave@tilde.zone
mastodon 4.8.0-alpha.3+glitch
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semi traditional family adult person with child persons (children are people)
professional animal botherer
computer touching but for fun(?)
small gamete donor (non practicing)
greyer by the day(er)
finger lakes (ny) to US-EAST-1 transplant. at least there's still Wegmans.

trying. open to being told how I'm wrong.

alphabet soup is in the pantry with the cupcakes, i got some pills that work and some that don't,

dangling asterisks are left to the reader as an exercise.

87 Followers
326 Following
50 Posts
Joined January 02, 2023
interactions:
boosts: haha, spread info, not necessarily endorsement. frequent, muting encouraged fav: acknowledge, sym/empathize/support, boosts replies: "yes and" but tell me to stop i follow many, read lists, miss much
profile pic / header image:
profile picture: photo of me, eye contact, basically white, black jaw length ringlets and full beard both with streaks of grey header image: photo of my dog Blaze, a yellow Labrador retriever, asleep sprawled out on her side
meta:
faves ok, boosts ok, replies ok, unless specified per post boosts/faves not endorsement public posts searchable ok to archive replies for personal use #noAI for my text or media
Contact:
hi@immrdave.com, DMs on, ask for Signal (or Telegram i guess)
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Mister Dave @misterdave@tilde.zone
· 3mo ago
i like having access to the internet. i don't like the internet having access to me.
Eamon (@eamon@social.coop)
social.coop

Eamon (@eamon@social.coop)

Attached: 1 image Me in 1996: Wow, being online is awesome. Wouldn't it be cool to ALWAYS have access to the internet? Me in 2026:

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Mister Dave @misterdave@tilde.zone
· 3mo ago
tonight in product images that do not inspire confidence: you only like it because it’s connectorslop
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Mister Dave @misterdave@tilde.zone
· 5mo ago
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@ahihi@anticapitalist.party i used to get this one on my homework
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Mister Dave @misterdave@tilde.zone
· 5mo ago

my eldest recently informed me of the old adage "Metal is when you can't read the band name. The more you can't read it the more metal it is."

they grow up so fast 🥲

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Mister Dave @misterdave@tilde.zone
· 3mo ago
see also: batteries. even "non-replaceable" batteries. They're more than a few dollars, but if $50 saves replacing a several hundred dollar device, money well spent. a surprising array of faults can be traced back to a bum battery, even when some devices are connected to mains.
cosocial.ca

mhoye but seasonally spooky (@mhoye@cosocial.ca)

Here is a true story about modern appliances: they don't actually break down very often at all. More often, some operating tolerance is exceeded and an internal fuse pops. If you have a voltage pen - $20 at a hardware store- and a screwdriver you can usually: - Unplug thing - Disassemble it - Plug it back in and - with the voltage pen find the place with current on one side of it and not the other. Then, unplug it again, pull that part and look up its tiny part number. Fuses are cheap.

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Mister Dave @misterdave@tilde.zone
· 6mo ago

flat earthers are wrong. the earth is bumpy.

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Mister Dave @misterdave@tilde.zone
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@jellyfriend@plush.city @ahihi@anticapitalist.party wat.
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Mister Dave @misterdave@tilde.zone
· 6mo ago

i know some of y'all are in to fancy computers. check out this chungus of a connector we have at work.

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Mister Dave @misterdave@tilde.zone
· 8mo ago
Replying to
@glyph@mastodon.social @xgranade@wandering.shop @cthos@mastodon.cthos.dev "tell me the name of God you fungal piece of shit" still goes hard, but it's definitely a context changer.
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Mister Dave @misterdave@tilde.zone
· 7mo ago
Replying to
@aworkinglibrary AI will never seize the means of production, therefore AI cannot be an ally of labor
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Mister Dave @misterdave@tilde.zone
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@alienghic @cstross @pzmyers I think this is an important distinction regardless of Clarke's Laws
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Mister Dave @misterdave@tilde.zone
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@b0rk not css specific (would require minor wrangling for that user) but a collection of palettes for various purposes are at https://phillips.shef.ac.uk/pub/cpt-city/ (edit, changed link to a more useful source) and in my esoteric color scheme collection i always have cubehelix https://people.phy.cam.ac.uk/dag9/CUBEHELIX/cubetry.html in case that's handy to you
phillips.shef.ac.uk

cpt-city

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Mister Dave @misterdave@tilde.zone
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@annaecook@mastodon.social subject of active investigation, experimentally true but they're still trying to understand the large variance from what theory predicts.
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Mister Dave @misterdave@tilde.zone
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@typeswitch like Magus/Janus!
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Mister Dave @misterdave@tilde.zone
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@ajroach42 last night (this morning), just to see what i could still reach. but I'm a weirdo. (and i take your point, of course)
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Mister Dave @misterdave@tilde.zone
· 6mo ago
Replying to

@nightjar fucking carpet walkers* ought to know better.

  • how clinical staff refers to non-clinical leadership
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Mister Dave @misterdave@tilde.zone
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@gknauss@mastodon.social yeah, me and Slut Tony dated for a while in college. didn't work out (I'm not slutty enough)
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Mister Dave @misterdave@tilde.zone
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@welshpixie would
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Mister Dave @misterdave@tilde.zone
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@SeanAloysiusOBrien@tenforward.social ever drive on I95?
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Mister Dave @misterdave@tilde.zone
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@annaecook they're popular here too. i wonder if there's some new law or insurance requirement. when it's an adult driving (not the student driver) I like to imagine that they say "stupid driver: please be patient" we have some notably bad drivers here, though
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Mister Dave @misterdave@tilde.zone
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@jk a viable business model, with the right location. not for me but I'm glad it's an option.
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Mister Dave @misterdave@tilde.zone
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@aeva why would you say something so brave and so true?
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Mister Dave @misterdave@tilde.zone
· 7mo ago
Replying to
@c_dan4th a few here, a bunch across all accounts
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Mister Dave @misterdave@tilde.zone
· 7mo ago
Replying to
@foone@digipres.club remember me when early access codes go out
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Mister Dave @misterdave@tilde.zone
· 7mo ago
Replying to
@tefferbear@mastodon.art your son is a prodigy at cat naming
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Mister Dave @misterdave@tilde.zone
· 7mo ago
Replying to
@loosenut@genart.social it's inside of Lord Jabu-Jabu
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Mister Dave @misterdave@tilde.zone
· 7mo ago
Replying to
@ryanc@infosec.exchange @djsundog@fedi.reclaim.technology so are the toes also 568-B, or did you go to 568-A?
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Mister Dave @misterdave@tilde.zone
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange big dog privilege is real
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Mister Dave @misterdave@tilde.zone
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@andnull well we're working backwards through them. 69 (nice), 68 (you do me ill owe you one), 67 (6 7)... is route 66 still funny/relevant enough to count? could we get it there? 65 is 13*5, maybe really bad luck?
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Mister Dave @misterdave@tilde.zone
· 8mo ago
@jyn this is a corollary to "learn the rules so you know when to break them"
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Mister Dave @misterdave@tilde.zone
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@glyph "bro, i hear you. i'm just not sure you're thinking with a clear head right now." but for vibes instead of drugs
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Mister Dave @misterdave@tilde.zone
· 8mo ago
Replying to
@misty@digipres.club Wamerican Sign Language
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Mister Dave @misterdave@tilde.zone
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@ajroach42 man, infosec exchange really is quite rancid
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Mister Dave @misterdave@tilde.zone
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@bri7@social.treehouse.systems the conventional order of genders in english is: Opinion, Size, Age, Shape, Color, Origin, Material, and Purpose girly is opinion(or quality), pastel is color, cyber is... material?and goth is purpose? or something like that
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Mister Dave @misterdave@tilde.zone
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@ifixcoinops as others have mentioned, I've read things about how to identify, prevent, and escape this kind of abuse, but I've never seen anything written about making tools that don't lend themselves to abusive ends. The closest I've read to that subject is probably some guy making a thing that is a blatant opportunity for abuse and then throwing up his hands saying "it's just a tool u can't control how they use it "
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Mister Dave @misterdave@tilde.zone
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@Unixbigot@aus.social oh like bios POSTing!
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Mister Dave @misterdave@tilde.zone
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@0xabad1dea chaotic good interaction
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Mister Dave @misterdave@tilde.zone
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@0xabad1dea it's like if the pizza bench had a friend instead of pizza
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Mister Dave @misterdave@tilde.zone
· 12mo ago
Replying to
@seth@honks.io @ipg@wetdry.world World News from USDDBBC
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Mister Dave @misterdave@tilde.zone
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@andnull It’s been five-plus years of pointedly ignoring them because I understand the cascade, but this is the first time I’ve seen it said so saliently.
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Mister Dave @misterdave@tilde.zone
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@nixCraft@mastodon.social sorry, i kicked the 50MW plug out of the socket
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Mister Dave @misterdave@tilde.zone
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@nixCraft ticket status: "user ceased complaining of issue, presumed resolved or dead. inquire with HR if further clarification is necessary."
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Mister Dave @misterdave@tilde.zone
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@aral 'requires "protecting children"' might be too strong. It’s sufficient (and popular), but not necessary, the proverbial mole we’re having to whack today.
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Mister Dave @misterdave@tilde.zone
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@thibaultamartin@mamot.fr one aspect to consider is that (like all social action) we don't always post about the other steps we're taking. I am very vocal against the use of LLMs in my profession, but i do that in person and in professional fora. I state my opinion on the matter every time it comes up, and if necessary i make it embarrassing for people to admit that they use them or advocate for their use. I attend meetings to object to the zoning and power infrastructure changes that would enable *even more* datacenter development in my area. I learned all these tactics here on fedi.
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Mister Dave @misterdave@tilde.zone
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@feorag@wandering.shop evidently a hard job from the replies, but it does have a "lifeguard at the Olympics" feeling for sure
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Mister Dave @misterdave@tilde.zone
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@dogposting find the answer, save my marriage (/hj)
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Mister Dave @misterdave@tilde.zone
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@eloy now I'm wondering what the smallest possible registrar looks like.
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Mister Dave @misterdave@tilde.zone
· 8mo ago
@emmatyping node 24.5 agrees
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Mister Dave @misterdave@tilde.zone
· 7mo ago
Replying to
@vagina_museum mingle pronounced minge-l?
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