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Being kind to animals. No really, he means it. I am not kidding here.
Attack Of The 50-Foot Ramen
Perambulation with imagination
The Da Vinci Cod
But I would make 500 piles
And I would make 500 more
Just to be the man who'd make
1,000 piles and block up my front door
Getting something to Mars. Specifically, your ass.
UnitedAgainstHealth
An end to the cruel tyranny of gravity
Flying straight to Mount Doom and just dropping the damned ring into the volcano
"... every step you take,
I'll be watching you"
President make you insane-a?
You need to learn macarena!
Can't get his face out your brain-a?
It's time to do macarena!
Worried for nuclear rain-a?
Come on, let's all macarena!
There once was a real big fan fan
Who got it from his dear old gran gran
She kicked and she kicked
'Til it finally clicked
He was a real true burlesque man, man
The movie adaptation of Wing Commander has a scene where damaged space fighters are pushed over the edge of a "carrier" craft, and instead of floating off in the direction of the push, they fall over the edge, like on an *aircraft* carrier. They also have sonar that works in space.
Eliminate marine law protections for large cetaceans, especially white ones
Slowing down and taking stock of the situation
We Gotta Get (all this crap) Outta This Place
I once knew a guy
He was kind of a jerk
He goofed off all the time
Even when at his work
He made up fake claims
He abused every perk
We all hated his guts
But god damn could he twerk
The Pitt And The Pendulum
The Canterbury Tails
