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Two Weeks Later ... Film is still not over #KungFuSat

@kshernandez@me.dm I had problems recognizing her too! #KungFuSat

Glad the adults let this get out of hand #KungFuSat

@klu9@ohai.social That Christian values! #KungFuSat

The actors and ambience hints this is a hallmark film but it's not #KungFuSat

Maam, would you care for a glass of piss? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

@newsguyusa@flipboard.social "let them take out Los Angeles, let em take out SanDiego - this is a very small price to pay" https://www.youtube.com/live/lLgzEriszmw?si=RBwbMcMFcDw0t47U&t=739

Could end pretty soon if all the McGuffins stop #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

oh I though she was going down on him disappointing #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

@Terencio@mastodon.social a new technique opening us to the autosuggestion of hoping the film will end soon #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

what bullshit #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

why does she smile right after when wakes up from being unconscious? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

Thanks for the exposition Alfred #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

1. indoor fight scene over, looped musical score
2. and cut to outside, music suddenly stops
3. back indoors to looped musical score

#KungFuSat

END please #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

There is also a planned sequel that kind of never got off the ground yet called: "The Martial Arts Kid 2: Payback" #KungFuSat

this film better end like right now #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

#KungFuSathttps://karateforchrist.com/ https://wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/User:Karate_Jesus

@Terencio@mastodon.social 😂 #KungFuSat

@Stellarkaye@mastodon.social @AlienCG@mstdn.social also *because* he's the Martial Arts kid in the Martial Arts Kid. #KungFuSat

@klu9@ohai.social OK, got that wrong. Thanks! #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

honeymoon in Bognor Regis, which actually was nice at one point #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

@diazona@techhub.social @klu9@ohai.social He was so much younger in this #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

Cynthia Rothrock, post-menopausal bellydancer? Movie just throwing us curve-balls #KungFuSat

Wrasslin fU #KungFuSat

@klu9@ohai.social missed him #HITG#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

uh yeah, the cat was not hurt #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

Get down to the Gas & Go quick #KungFuSat

I was hoping the wax letters would read: FIN #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

@kshernandez@me.dm Karate Jesus! I can see that working! #KungFuSat

@ohiofi@mastodon.social It drags like RuPaul #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

I live in a dungeon #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

@JanineFromPgh@mastodon.social @SesameSquirrel@mastodon.social Christianity reduced to a Dojo philosophy? #KungFuSat

lights? this dungeon has electricity? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

Now the Dojo bosses fight it out #KungFuSat

Of course conveniently fall ON the corpse #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

OMG call the humane society #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

@SocialCommentaryBot@mas.to This wasn't actually a Corman film although it feels like one #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

wow this is boring #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

She's dead, but sill looks great! #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

@ryan@social.miyaku.media Thing about Vincent Price is that he was a great actor, but almost every film he was cast in sucks and was a lemon #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

He's going to beat up every kid in town until he randomly comes across Bo #KungFuSat

@Terencio@mastodon.social I misspelled it it: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MacGuffin #Monsterdon

He's just trading-up on corpses for his necro fetish #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

Is that Cynthia Rothrock? #KungFuSat

The "Dove Foundation" (a Christian group that rates films on family viewability and Christian values) gave this film a 5/5 rating #KungFuSat

@Terencio@mastodon.social a McGuffin #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

that was truly the scariest part of the film #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature