"We were all standing here in the darkness. Waiting for you. For hours, why didn't you check here first?"
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mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-06"my retirement would be the greatest contribution to science that the world has ever known" -Groucho Marx
Hi, on Lemmy I'm Sergio@piefed.social, I'm mostly here for watch parties.
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My fave Kathryn Newton film is Abigail (2024)
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Ready for your training, Jansen-San?
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That "bad guys in the dojo" vignette is my fave part of this movie.
Kitty Did Nothing Wrong
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Vincent Price tried to cabbage his cat!!!!
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MacGuffin? Is that like a Scottish Fold?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottish_Fold
"Welcome to Cocoa Beach, PUNK!"
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The cat SEES ALL!!!
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Gramma's giving up on ya, playa.
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maybe Florida doesn't really have a strong batting culture
SHE'S A MIME!!!
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omg I love this terrible movie.
Don the Dragon Wilson and Cynthia Rothrock are martial-art B-movie royalty.
Jansen Panetierre has a tragic IRL story...
Kathryn Newton has been in a lot of first- and second-tier projects, my fave of which is Abigail (2024).
And it's got a huge supporting cast of stunt performers, action B-listers, and martial arts amateurs. Wilson and Rothrock musta asked everyone they knew to join in. I can't wait to see this again.
did... she almost make the "shocker" in that selfie?
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Just put some garlic around Roeweena and she''l be fine
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the cat just wants some skritches, ffs
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oh no I forgot to check doesthecatdie.com ...
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I wonder what the yogurt is doing....
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Don't complain about the montages - they could have been full scenes!
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we ASSESS this movie as being pretty terrible.
we ASSERT that it's a Karate Kid rip-off.
we DISMANTLE it in comments.
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Caught by the Cajun Cop!
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but... wtf does the cat have to do with anything? The cat was the most interesting part of the whole movie.
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kitty needs to quit hitting the catnip
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Jansen seems awful pale for someone who supposedly spent the last couple months in Florida.
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kitty's like: "bet you wish you had feline sense of hearing now, huh?"
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"If you're looking for trouble here... you'll find it!" -The Dove Foundation, apparently.
He took ya girl, YOGURT-BREATH!
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Don "The Rizz" Wilson
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In this town, everybody is required to perform 5 minutes of exposition daily.
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KILL HIM, kitty!!!!
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Where's the BatMobile?
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"Look, how hard can this be? We LIVE this! We just need to get on screen and be ourselves! That's how the magic happens!"
"He assaulted us, then pedaled away in anger!"
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YES! Cat: 1 Human: 0
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but who played the kitty?
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We need more martial arts Hallmark films!
Next up: "The Seven Samurai... Coming Home for Christmas!"
Big guy shoulda said: "I'm gonna knock your wig off!"
FATALITY!
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DUDE get a death certificate before you cremate them!!!
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aw, they musta cut the scene of the bullies eating yogurt!
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Baudelaire kicking Byron's ass breaks the cardinal rule of movies: DON'T make the audience think of a better film!
I wonder what Jansen's old gang in Cleveland is doing....
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coulda been worse, y'all. they might have shown more about the previous two weeks.
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oh no this tiny creature is hissing at me.
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