David Zaslavsky

Being undead as just a legal technicality #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

Best front wall of a nonexistent building *I've* ever seen... #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

@CardboardRobot@mstdn.social In fact I believe there are one and a half various things happening #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

Nyah has opinions about the wizard Thanks as always @ryan@social.miyaku.media for hosting and everybody for posting! See you next week! #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheWizardOfMars

@ohiofi@mastodon.social @patioboater@mastodon.social Yeah seriously. Though I think it's somewhat close; both of these were mind-numbing movies. #Monsterdon #CenterOfTime1967 #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheWizardOfMars

Ahh so they stopped time, that explains everything #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheWizardOfMars

@klu9@ohai.social @ohiofi@mastodon.social 😂 #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheWizardOfMars

@strangefour@retro.pizza More like Castle Redskull in this case, I think #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheWizardOfMars

@xerozohar@retro.pizza 😂 #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheWizardOfMars

Night of the Living Dead is a pretty good movie for its time. But it's also giving strong #Monsterdon vibes - like, I'm pretty sure I could have checked off most of a Monsterdon bingo card with horror movie tropes that seem dated or cheesy in the current era of movie viewing. (Not a knock on the movie, just a reflection on how our expectations change over time) #MovieClub

I wonder what the ghost is up to right about now #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

You'd think it would be the logical assumption that the space explorers came from Earth given that it's literally the closest planet to Mars (most of the time) #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheWizardOfMars

Those are some impressively well-maintained cobwebs #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

@randy_s@mefi.social Maybe the ghost's only way to interact with the real world is by flickering gas lights #Monsterdon

All I can say is, somebody better get haunted realizing soon #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

My sister says "Who plays the fire in this? They're really good" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheWizardOfMars

Wait what #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

Watch out don't drop the time sphere #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheWizardOfMars

@healyn@normal.style 😆 ...idea: running commentary on a #Monsterdon movie in the style of NFL commentators

I hope the fox haunts every single person in this movie #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

Oh that was definitely a perv mirror #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

RE: https://mastodon.social/@devilgirlbot/117350586243227391 This seems to be a pretty good metric for nonsense level #Monsterdon

Obligatory monologue #Monsterdon

So apparently being dead works like changing careers, if you get tired of it after a while you can just stop #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

@steter@mastodon.stevesworld.co It seems like we have to 😀 #Monsterdon

"I don't think anything" #Monsterdon

I gotta see more adventures of the ghost Thanks as always @Taweret@timeloop.cafe for hosting and everybody for posting! #Monsterdon

@amyfou@lingo.lol @Taweret@timeloop.cafe @JoeWynne@mstdn.plus @LuciaG@wandering.shop @cherizilla@retro.pizza wow very impressive! #Monsterdon

Apparently dramatic gong strikes are also universal to all races #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheWizardOfMars

Time is long. Plots wither and character development crumbles. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheWizardOfMars

"Somehow it senses our presence" yeah you can do that when space theremin is playing #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheWizardOfMars

I know Chicken Kiev is the one with butter and herbs in the middle but I can never remember which is the one that has candle wax #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

@Da_Gut@dice.camp @SnoopJ@hachyderm.io @Taweret@timeloop.cafe Tubi does rotate their selection periodically so it could happen. It might already be on the watchlist, in fact. I could swear I've seen Killdozer suggested for #Monsterdon before.

@klu9@ohai.social Wow, I could barely recognize him until you pointed it out #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

All the best space wizards have galaxies splattered across their face #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheWizardOfMars

Wives are fungible apparently #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

@RachelThornSub@famichiki.jp "I love Vincent. He's very sweet. But, going in, you suspect that Vincent could bang cats, chickens, girls, dogs, everything." um okay then #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

@SnoopJ@hachyderm.io @Taweret@timeloop.cafe ooh sweet Yeah I do think it'd make a great #Monsterdon! It's probably on the more competent end of the spectrum among movies we've done, but it'd be far from unprecedented, and I do think there are a fair number of mock-worthy elements (even discounting the changes in cinematic convention between then and now)

"Your bride seems to be in a reflective mood" really should mean she's a vampire Them's the rules #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

It's a measure of this movie that the characters think finding red dust on Mars is interesting, and I believe it #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheWizardOfMars

Chekov's "I'm glad it's dead" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheWizardOfMars

@apLundell@timeloop.cafe It has to have a Prop 65 warning though #Monsterdon

The fire is clearly getting paid per minute of screen time #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

Good think Rowena remembered a few things from her hypnosis 101 class #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

I wonder what it's like to be physically weaker than a light piece of fabric #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

So this is, like, The Martian but if they took out everything good about that movie #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheWizardOfMars

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheWizardOfMars

@rebeld@cosocial.ca oh you had to remind me of a much more interesting movie #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

I assume from the echo that this is the wizard's second or third time through this movie #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheWizardOfMars