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Hyphlosion
@Hyphlosion@donphan.social
mastodon 4.3.2+glitch.donphan.socialI love everything Johto!
I’m here for the chill vibes and to have a good time.
Billy O’nares refer to me as “A commoner with gumption.”
110 Followers
105 Following
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Joined June 11, 2023
Um… I’m just going to back away slowly….
Buy $10-$20 fancy toy for cat.
Cat: -_-
Bottle cap.
Cat: 👀
I haven’t really played an video games for the past several days because I’ve just been so burned out from work. Sucks.
Had my monthly 1x1 today with supervisor. Don’t know if I’m being too hard on myself or what. But I exceeded all expectations last month when it feels like I’m getting by by the skin of my teeth.
I’m the laziest sunavabitch when it comes to making breakfast. I’d sooner have a pickled sausage (which I’m not fond of) than take the time to prepare a meal.
Me: *loves playing New Super Mario Bros. 2*
Internet: Rawr! Most samey, mid-game of all time! Rawr!
Me: ;_;
Replying to
@Siphonay@donphan.social In any case, I really hope it doesn’t come to having to shut down. This place is an introvert’s paradise. You took me in when I migrated from Reddit and I’ve loved this peaceful spot on the Internet ever since.
Replying to
@broadwaybabyto I don’t understand. Masks were a thing long before COVID. Someone was sick and still had to go to work? They’d mask up. Not getting why people would want to ban them now…
Ever give up on getting a peanut out of its shell and you just eat the whole damn thing?
Easter is almost over. And too late do I learn that sugar free giant chocolate bunnies are a thing. Damnit.
We’re so back! Behold the power of the meat! 🥩
just saw a dude biking down the street super hard. in the hot sun. with a large black down winter coat. WTF
When you resort to extreme overkill methods to take out lowly woodland creatures who keep dodging your attacks and magicks. lol
Having fun with my new MacBook Neo! I got it because I’m looking into a career change. Really good that I can mirror my iPhone to it and am actually doing that and typing this message on my laptop but it’s on my iPhone lolwut so cool.
DO AN AILERON ROLL!
Replying to
@lolennui@mstdn.social I saw a bag of “organic” gummy bears at the store. Didn’t trust it though because I couldn’t find on the bag if they had been free-ranged and not just marinating in a gross open enclosure like most gummy bears before they’re slaughtered.
Happy Amy Rose Community Day!
#SpriteZero + Tea is my new favorite thing. Only problems are it’s a limited time deal and I have to go out of my way to obtain some.
So I’ve endeavored to make my own! I carbonated a liter of water with my #SodaStream, then steeped four black tea bags in it. Then I added some #Starry Zero Sugar syrup and BAM!
It tastes good! Mission success!
You don’t **** with a human’s coffee. https://youtu.be/vYPqyBZcTnM?si=OFIIueaTDaXhVQml
- YouTube
Ever attack a bag of peanuts without separating the shells in a separate bag, so after a while you start having to sift through the shells to find another peanut?
Cashew shells look like slugs.
I officially declare that today is unofficially Savage Garden Day! https://open.spotify.com/album/64peTvbTLBDeSBu0GsCRE4?si=MmtIu8fATlO2VutkhtgiPg
I need more Carmen: Habenera in my life.
Proof that UFOs are a government conspiracy! The truth is out!
Robot roll call!
Human Cadet 1-Ups alien weapons demonstration with a slingshot
The Class Was Told to Build a Ranged Weapon — He Made a Slingshot and Shot the Instructor’s Drone.
I think “Mixed Nuts” is just shorthand for “Mainly Peanuts, but a few almonds and cashews here and there and I think I saw a chesnut amd macadamia once, but a unicorn ate them.”
Anyone else ever break apart a pair of chopsticks but it feels like they’re going to break in half or something instead. But it never happens.