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  When conservative men see a hot enby...

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  Goodnight Fedi 🩵 Good work, sleep well.. I'll most likely toot at you in the morning.

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  What do y'all think about little hearts, in the same style as all my other ones, that follow these trails all the way down my body? The lavender lines are on the front, and blue lines represent my back. I'd probably go with just black outlines, instead of filled hearts for this. Caution: boobs #AlicePics #Nudity #Tattoos #Boobs

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  Too real, bumper sticker, too real...

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  Omfg I'm dying 🤣☠️

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  Manliness is not being afraid of accepting a "no".

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  Hey @inlivingcooper, #Welcome to the community! :blobcatflower:

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  #Scam #Alert: There's another wave of "Registration/Verification" scams going on right now. I've suspended several today. Mastodon admins will *never* message you to go click links or other shit like that to fix/save/unblock/verify/etc your account. Any account with variations on "helper", "notification", "verification", and so on in their name are almost certainly a scam. Report them.

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  Hey #Fedi, there's an episode of the Kill James Bond podcast that uses a sample of a 50s-style guy's voice saying "she's transsexual" in a kinda suggestive(?) way. Anyone know what that sound clip is taken from? My girlfriend wants to find it, and has so far had no luck. #AskFedi #Samples #Podcasts

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  #DrawACat omg, it works! Re: @lcamtuf@infosec.exchange https://infosec.exchange/@lcamtuf/117411437382236087

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  There's a type of reply-guy that crawls out of the woodwork when I post anything that might inspire others to take action, and they're deceptively insidious. Regardless of the topic, they sound like this: Alice: I don't own a gun because they're for killing and I'm not a fan of killing. Bob: Then only the bad guys will have guns. Alice: I deleted my Facebook account. Bob: If the good people leave then the bad guys win. Alice: I'm openly queer so others know they'r...

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  I hear billionaires are full of the stuff.

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  I just saw "The Oldest Profession", and I highly fucking recommend it. Kaytlin is funny, her show is powerful, and it's packed full of stuff everyone should know about sexwork. We even got to chat briefly afterwards about @AltAfterDark@masto.thefword.club and sexwork on social platforms. I'm planning to binge her podcast starting tomorrow. https://oldprosonline.org/ #SexWorkIsWork

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  It thinks it's security 🥹 Bless its tiny metal heart 💕 #MasterBait #Locksport

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  Speaking of bad pickup lines...

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  Two for one¹. ¹ actually, this key opens basically every warded Master lock #MasterBait #Locksport

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  @livho@tech.lgbt #Welcome to the group 🩷

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  I just went on a follow-fest for women with a PhD, but realized I'm already mutuals with almost everyone who shows up in the limited search results 😋 If you're a Dr. Gal or other female science communicator type, pop into the thread, say hi! I'd love to learn about what you do 💜 (and I'm sure lots of others would too) #WomenInStem #FollowFriday (on Tuesday) #WomenInMedicine #Dr #PhD

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  Gimme your best pickup lines. 🚩 answers only. I'll start. "I named my legs Master lock, because if you pick me they'll open right up." "What's better than Smoke on the Water? Come on Eileen."¹ ¹ a guy at a bar actually used his one on a friend of mine after overhearing her name

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  Security theater. #MasterBait #Locksport

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  More #MasterBait material. I picked 27 different models of Master lock last night. #Locksport

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  I love that there's so much tongue-in-cheek headcanon about me on Fedi. Maybe I'll be on a MatPat video someday 😋

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  @xale@tech.lgbt for a lock called Master, they sure exhibit some subby behaviors.

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  @foone@digipres.club 😉

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  After reading @veronica@explains.social's post about LLM misinfo, I tried anonymously asking LLMs "Who is Alice on Mastodon?" to see if I've escaped containment. (I try to be a ghost outside of Fedi by regularly searching for myself and submitting takedown requests or misinformation for any results I find, but these LLMs are something different—you can't just change the info, or ask for it to be removed like with data brokers or normal search results) ChatGPT cited https...

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  More #MasterBait material 😋 (I actually like picking these, because they have such nice feedback and they make a really satisfying ker-chunk when they pop) #Locksport

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  Continuing my run of going through every model of Master lock... This one has an extra layer of security that I had to bypass before I could even attempt to pick it! #MasterBait #Locksport

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  Now that I've got a setup to make #locksport #videos with commentary¹, what would y'all be most interested in watching (if any)? Please select all that apply. ¹ still need to learn OBS tho 😅

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  Alright, I think I have some sense of what y'all are into, so it's (sexy) poll time! What are the most important features of a fuckable monster to you? (select all that apply) If we're lucky, one of my lovely artist followers might draw something with the top features 💖 #Poll #NSFW #Monster #Sex

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  @skeletor@mas.to that explains why I'm never bored 💁🏼‍♀️