2026-09-28 16:39 UTC
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@guffo@topspicy.social 2026-09-28 16:41
@alice@lgbtqia.space I read one a while back that made me giggle. "Are you a workplace health and safety violation? Because you need a proper railing."
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@pronounshe@lgbtqia.space 2026-09-28 16:44
@alice@lgbtqia.space "Hi, my name is [name]. Ove been following you for two weeks. Wanna see the pictures?"
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@rallias@hax.social 2026-09-28 17:09
@alice@lgbtqia.space Are you a NASCAR driver? Because I'm the waving red flag.
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@alice@lgbtqia.space 2026-09-28 17:28
Okay, now that I've thought of it, I kinda want a little "U" tattooed on my tit, so I can pull my tank top down a little and say... - If you play your cards right, I could see U here tonight. - I have a tattoo of U on my chest; wanna see? - We only just met, but I'll keep U close to my heart forever.
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@dinandmentink@mastodon.online 2026-09-28 16:40
@alice@lgbtqia.space Did it hurt? She, rolling her eyes, what? When you broke through the earths crust on your way up from hell?
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@alice@lgbtqia.space 2026-09-28 18:59
Wanna taste the rainbow?
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@rallias@hax.social 2026-09-28 20:31
@alice@lgbtqia.space "I want to flock you like an american. I wanna spy on you from the inside."
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@dvandal@infosec.exchange 2026-09-28 23:32
@alice@lgbtqia.space this is one of one of the lines ever. “Hey babe, are you from Mississippi? Cuz you’ve got the only Ms’s Piss I’d Sippy”
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@pronounshe@lgbtqia.space 2026-09-28 16:45
@alice@lgbtqia.space "Hi, my name is [name]. Can I just hold you and cry for a while?"
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@mindpersephone@spookygirl.boo 2026-09-28 16:46
@alice@lgbtqia.space One of those kind of men to a lady standing on a bus "Do you need a seat?" "Oh yes please" "Why don't you sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that comes up"
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@benjamincox@writing.exchange 2026-09-28 17:01
@alice@lgbtqia.space Never used a pick up line but I remember hearing “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got Fine written all over you!”
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@xgranade@wandering.shop 2026-09-28 17:06
@alice@lgbtqia.space "I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"
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@jared@spookykitties.com 2026-09-28 17:14
@alice@lgbtqia.space "would you like to see pictures of my raccoon friend Smeagol Shambles and her 4 little hobbits?" Having never been in a scenario where I would the concept of "pickup lines" would ever be needed, I have not had the opportunity to try it. Still, I think it would work
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@iamdavidobrien@mastodon.social 2026-09-28 17:21
Only ever used one: “I’m 18 years and 18 days old today. “ A bit of a unique use-case. But we’re still together 42 1/2 years later. So I guess it worked … @alice@lgbtqia.space
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@unsafelyhotboots@sharkey.world 2026-09-28 17:22
@alice@lgbtqia.space to my wife: "hey hun, I just saw the most beautiful lady in the room." Her: "....it's only us in here" Me: "And the cat can't be called a lady, she's a princess."