2026-10-01 20:41 UTC
Replies (24)
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@JennyFluff@chitter.xyz 2026-10-01 20:42
@alice@lgbtqia.space no thank you, imagine a billionaire donating blood and then they expect you to be their servant or something
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@Shdwdrgn@tech.lgbt 2026-10-01 20:46
@alice@lgbtqia.space Billionaire blood is tainted, why do you think vampires avoid them?
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@eedly@mindly.social 2026-10-01 20:52
@alice@lgbtqia.space Thinking about all the questions I have to answer every time I donate blood, I doubt there's a billionaire out there who isn't full of halfassed fountain-of-youth drugs. I'd have to be in seriously rough shape before accepting billionaire blood in my body.
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@kirtai@tech.lgbt 2026-10-01 21:00
@alice@lgbtqia.space Just don't let the vampire billionaire near it.
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@thomasajahnke@nerdculture.de 2026-10-01 21:24
@alice@lgbtqia.space "Come on baby, drain the rich! Stick a needle in that son of a bitch!"
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@ygor@floss.social 2026-10-01 21:50
@alice@lgbtqia.space https://youtu.be/Wl5K4CDXp2I
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@lispi314@udongein.xyz 2026-10-01 21:57
@alice@lgbtqia.space Bioshock and Repo mental imagery successfully generated.
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@Longspeak@bardicperspiration.club 2026-10-01 22:30
@alice@lgbtqia.space Huh. The one I... uh... examined... was bloodless.
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@paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange 2026-10-01 22:57
@alice@lgbtqia.space they're also totally full of stuff you can use as fertilizer, as long as you thoroughly wash all produce before eating.
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@cainmark@mstdn.social 2026-10-01 22:59
@alice@lgbtqia.space I welcome child vampires 🧛♀️ 🧛♂️ getting all the blood they need from Billionaires until they are gone.
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@aeva@mastodon.gamedev.place 2026-10-01 22:59
@alice@lgbtqia.space i think if i needed a blood transfusion and the uh blood technician or whatever was like you're in luck this came from a billionaire i'd probably politely ask if that was the only option lol
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@catsalad@infosec.exchange 2026-10-01 22:59
@alice@lgbtqia.space Paint the town red!
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@kyonshi@dice.camp 2026-10-01 23:21
@alice@lgbtqia.space uhm So there's a need for blood... And the picture of a kid. Is it just me or does this sound like a vampire coven asking for donations?
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@KitsuneVixi@sakurajima.social 2026-10-01 23:27
@alice@lgbtqia.space I have some garlic
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@Elizafox@social.treehouse.systems 2026-10-01 23:55
@alice@lgbtqia.space There are insufficient numbers of them to fulfill required demand 😢 Plus you can get all their blood... once. :P Not to mention the population is so small there's a good chance they lack rare blood types we need.
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@Heartofcoyote@neuromatch.social 2026-10-02 00:32
@alice@lgbtqia.space There’s something really ominous here. Like, uh oh, the kid’s need for blood is rising, is it coming for me? 🫣
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@autolycos@beige.party 2026-10-02 00:56
@alice@lgbtqia.space they only have ten units, like the rest of us But I do advocate a 90% wealth tax. Leave the other 10% as a tithe for Jeebus
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@trib@aus.social 2026-10-02 01:01
@alice@lgbtqia.space @stufromoz@aus.social this sounds like propaganda from Big Vampire.
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@JustinDerrick@mstdn.ca 2026-10-02 01:36
@alice@lgbtqia.space Yeah, but it's full of ketamine and estrogen blockers and fake testosterone and cocaine and whatever else these high-class tweakers are on.
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@benjamincox@writing.exchange 2026-10-02 02:06
@alice@lgbtqia.space No, that’s shit. They’re full of shit.
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@crouton@aus.social 2026-10-02 04:11
@alice@lgbtqia.space Buffy S3E9 "The Wish" - blueprint for a billionaire to blood pipeline
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@spanghero@ioc.exchange 2026-10-02 04:53
@alice@lgbtqia.space Drain the toxin then mulch the remaining husk. I can get behind this.
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@thirstybear@agilodon.social 2026-10-02 08:30
@alice@lgbtqia.space They’re full of something, that’s for sure…
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@dianea@lgbtqia.space 2026-10-02 08:35
@alice@lgbtqia.space The Last of Us, but only the billionaires catch the virus ☠️