Post by @ethanschoonover@mastodon.social

@anthropy@mastodon.derg.nz 2026-04-08 09:21

@ethanschoonover@mastodon.social I know it's intended as a joke but that's honestly the exact main issue with the drug and trials they have to tackle it's a gene you can switch, it'll just cause the body to start growing teeth again.. but even our natural set of teeth has overgrowth issues (wisdom teeth), so there's definitely a chance of accidentally getting another set of wisdom teeth-like issues

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@cy@fedicy.us.to 2026-04-08 03:47

Where else? Alabama! No idk

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@catsalad@infosec.exchange 2026-04-08 02:04

@ethanschoonover In place of hair!

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@peribotsarah@babka.social 2026-04-08 02:05

@ethanschoonover

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@Azuaron@cyberpunk.lol 2026-04-08 02:05

@ethanschoonover Dealer's choice.

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@MedeaVanamonde@beige.party 2026-04-08 02:05

@ethanschoonover @catsalad Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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@quinn@social.circl.lu 2026-04-08 02:06

@ethanschoonover my guess is New Jersey.

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@avatastic@avatastic.uk 2026-04-08 02:06

@ethanschoonover in their mouths

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@DarcMoughty@infosec.exchange 2026-04-08 02:13

@ethanschoonover presumably in their mouths?

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@wagesj45@mastodon.jordanwages.com 2026-04-08 02:14

@ethanschoonover just get 'em growing wherever, then transplant 'em

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@vadhakara@mastodon.social 2026-04-08 02:15

@ethanschoonover Wherever is fine with me as long as they end up in my mouth and relatively straight

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@gsuberland@chaos.social 2026-04-08 02:16

@ethanschoonover people all up for it until they learn the term "dermoid cyst".

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@Salty@mastodon.nz 2026-04-08 02:21

@ethanschoonover Mad Scientist: ... Where do you want 'em?

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@Rajiv@infosec.exchange 2026-04-08 02:26

@ethanschoonover

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@negative12dollarbill@techhub.social 2026-04-08 02:50

@ethanschoonover Japan, didn't you read the article?

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@rotopenguin@mastodon.social 2026-04-08 02:52

@ethanschoonover yes.

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@niklassinclair@infosec.exchange 2026-04-08 03:00

@ethanschoonover What else do you "regrow", that is the real question.

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@count_01@mastodon.social 2026-04-08 03:08

@ethanschoonover And how many. If it turns people into sharks with endless rows of teeth constantly growing into place as the previous set breaks...

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@thatKomputerKat@oldbytes.space 2026-04-08 03:08

@ethanschoonover @catsalad preferably not in the brain cavity. :neocat_o_o:

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@Stormgren@obsidianmoon.com 2026-04-08 03:15

@ethanschoonover Ah, the Cronenburg Question!

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@crumbletiltskin@mastodon.social 2026-04-08 03:40

@ethanschoonover in the privacy of your own home

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@sloanlance@mastodon.social 2026-04-08 04:12

@ethanschoonover Epstein Island

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@yokofakun@genomic.social 2026-04-08 04:30

@ethanschoonover I saw the movie. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0780622/

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@GroupNebula563@mastodon.social 2026-04-08 04:44

@ethanschoonover oh yknow

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@skjeggtroll@mastodon.online 2026-04-08 04:59

@ethanschoonover Queen of Wands knows where: http://www.queenofwands.net/d/20040121.html

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@badtux@mastodon.social 2026-04-08 05:21

@ethanschoonover The tooth regrowth trials are by Dr. Katsu Takahashi at Kyoto University Hospital. The subject must have intact dormant 3rd row tooth buds that can be activated, so if the former tooth was abscessed and took out the underlying bone and dormant 3rd row tooth bud, it won't work. (We are born with enough tooth buds to grow three sets of teeth, but one set of those buds stays dormant).

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@kaito02@mastodon.social 2026-04-08 05:25

@ethanschoonover did somebody want anus teeth?

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@luc0x61@mastodon.gamedev.place 2026-04-08 05:32

@ethanschoonover Re-grow: just remember where you had them the first time.

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@bennomatic@appdot.net 2026-04-08 05:50

@ethanschoonover Cincinnati.

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@flux@mastodon.unwi.re 2026-04-08 05:55

@ethanschoonover 😂😂