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Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm:

@wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us
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Maintains :wyrimaps:, :reactphp:, a couple dozen asynchronous #PHP (:php8:+) packages, and destroyer of servers.

Hashtags: #php, #fedi22, #kubernetes, #reactphp, #devops, #opensource, #helm, #k8s

* tootfinder
* Demigod of #async #PHP programming

446 Followers
365 Following
32 Posts
Joined November 20, 2022
Website:
https://wyrihaximus.net/
Blog:
https://blog.wyrihaximus.net/
GitHub:
https://github.com/wyrihaximus/
Twitter:
https://twitter.com/wyrihaximus/
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm: @wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us
· 2w ago
Goood morning!!
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm: @wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us
· 2mo ago

Best Best Before Date I've ever seen on a beer bottle:

#beer #heat #death #universe #heatDeathOfTheUniverse #bottle #BBD

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Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm: @wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us
· 4w ago
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@asgrim@phpc.social How about a pint?
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm: @wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us
· 3mo ago
Lightsaber loading #LEGO #ligtsaber #AhsokaTano #glowinthedark
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm: @wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us
· 2mo ago
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@brunty@brunty.social @asgrim@phpc.social should get a life time supply of these then:
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm: @wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us
· 3mo ago
UPS: We'll be delivering your package tomorrow. Me: Cool, so you got it? UPS: No, but we will deliver your package tomorrow. Me: The package is still in a different country, you won't get it across Europe in time to get it here tomorrow. UPS: See you tomorrow 👋 #UPS #parcels #shipping #packages
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm: @wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us
· 6mo ago

OH: You can start calling software organic if it's been made by humans only

#AI #OH #slop

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Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm: @wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us
· 2mo ago
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@bjoern@social.sengotta.net @homelab@fedigroups.social Self hosted Renovate on GitHub Actions on self-hosted runners
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm: @wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us
· 3mo ago
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@mwop@phpc.social @erikaheidi@fosstodon.org seen them, near a snack bar, glide in behind a cyclist eating icecream; poking the cyclist in the back of his head spooking him and dropping the icecream. Seagull turns back to eat the dropped icecream, probably for the second or more times that day.
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm: @wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us
· 3mo ago

Did some work on the @reactphp@phpc.social PSR-7 v2 PR to reduce the visual diff. Managed to shave off over 4K lines in the diff, and updated clue/http-proxy-react to address a blocker.

Still, by far not my best work, but this will unlock PSR-7 V2 for ReactPHP/HTTP: https://github.com/reactphp/http/pull/549

#ReactPHP #PHP #HTTP #PSR7

GitHub

[1.x] Support PSR-7 v2 along side v1 by WyriHaximus · Pull Request #549 · reactphp/http

This changeset introduces our PSR-7 v2 implementation alongside our PSR-7 v1 implementation and goes with v1 or v2 depending on which psr/http-message version is installed. This is admittedly not m...

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Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm: @wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us
· 3mo ago
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@kboyd@phpc.social it's never too late
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm: @wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us
· 3mo ago
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@rob_erwt@mastodon.nl fair, but they don't have it yet. So they either get it now and yeet it to Schiphol, and process it in time to be delivered tomorrow. Or it will arrive later this week, which is perfectly fine. I just wish they would stop actively lying about it. Because every single time I get something through UPS it spends 36 hours at Schiphol before being delivered.
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm: @wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us
· 6mo ago
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@flowcontrol@phpc.social congratulations 🎊🎉!
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm: @wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us
· 4mo ago

Oops:

#GitHubActions #CI #Actions

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Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm: @wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us
· 5mo ago
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@linuxfiend@vmst.io @sjvn@mastodon.social if it's been up for 10 years you're fine
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm: @wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us
· 6mo ago
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@ramsey@phpc.social aye, because it's not code coming from an industrialised source
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm: @wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us
· 9mo ago
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@xChaos :sloppy:
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm: @wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us
· 42mo ago
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@Mabande@mastodon.social @mac@jawns.club they need a job where that is the situation. While I would love to have more people in the office. My believe that you should work where you work best, office, WFH, train, beach, park bench, is a lot stronger. Zoom and such tire me out a lot more than in person pairings. But when that isn't possible we'll figure something out and I block my calendar to decompress afterwards. Not that it matters as my current team is NA east coast while I'm in Amsterdam
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm: @wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us
· 42mo ago
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@lispi314@mastodon.top @mac@jawns.club Any mandate to control where you work is wrong. Give employees the option to work from the office, go hybrid and alternate depending on their needs that day/week/month, or work remotely.
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm: @wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us
· 24mo ago
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@GeeH@phpc.social @asgrim@phpc.social Ye ye I've heard that one before
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm: @wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us
· 42mo ago
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@ToddVierling@tech.lgbt @Mabande@mastodon.social @mac@jawns.club Love that view
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm: @wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us
· 42mo ago
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@cohomologyisFUN@mastodon.sdf.org @mac@jawns.club It would match my fundamental needs, not sure if it would meet my social needs. Never been in that position before. But in essence a co-working space is also an office, just not owned by the employer. Not sure, looking at WeWork's stock price it's not looking good for them.
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm: @wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us
· 46mo ago
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@kevindees@phpc.social @ramsey@mastodon.social Same now that I notice the timestamp on that toot 😂
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm: @wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us
· 2mo ago
That random junk file to you is a mystery needing to be solved for an LLM: #AI #LLM #junk #code
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm: @wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us
· 3mo ago
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@brunty@brunty.social Looks good! Is it as good as the OG kickstarter one?
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm: @wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us
· 5mo ago
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@alpinelinux@fosstodon.org welcome back 🎉
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm: @wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us
· 2mo ago
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@Dany@hsnl.social weirdly enough I found out after getting back from the gym. 🫂
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm: @wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us
· 40mo ago
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@ocramius@mastodon.social 💚
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm: @wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us
· 46mo ago
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@ramsey@mastodon.social toot toot!
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm: @wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us
· 27mo ago
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@GeeH@phpc.social Bye.
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet :rp: :wm: @wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us
· 42mo ago
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@bobmagicii@phpc.social @Mabande@mastodon.social @mac@jawns.club that's a long flight from SFO to AMS for the board to make every day 😜
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