Bloodhound Gang on #TOTP?! Think of the children! 😱
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TeaHands
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mastodon 4.7.3Hobbyist solo gamedev. Currently working on a minimalist city builder project in Godot. Craft YouTuber in my other life.
She/Her, ND, reluctantly British.
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Every few years I revisit #Minecraft, and every time I'm somehow surprised at how scary it is.
Harmless things that have jumpscared me so far:
- The game music
- A friendly squid
- My pet cow mooing
- The axe that I was literally carrying
- The sheep that I forgot was following me
- Saw an enderman from really far away
- Sailing along happily and then realising I'm over a really deep bit
- The game music again
Had a dream last night where I learned that Andy Serkis had formed a gamedev studio and released a game about exploring space, but on investigation it turned out to be a direct clone of Kerbal Space Program with a different name and somehow even worse graphics.
Dream me was rather indignant about it all.
Also for some reason I was disembarking from a cruise ship while learning this.
Dreams are weird.
This week has been almost entirely devoted to settling in our new foster dog, who you can just see peeking out behind the laptop there.
So after a fairly busy week, today's Comfort Game From The Past is Kerbal Space Program, which I have almost entirely forgotten how to play.
Yes I'd just landed on top of the VAB. No it was not on purpose.
Alert! Alert! It's Shania and she's wearing very tight pants! #TOTP
Tiny child me thought Rock Me Amadeus was the coolest song ever made. She wasn't far off tbf. #totp
Closing Time! All is forgiven, it's all worth it for this. If you all hate it I hate you back. #TOTP
This song that I'm pretty sure I've never heard before sounds like something else but I don't know what. Yes I know this is a pointless toot. #totp
This would've been my first Christmas after discovering the joys of alcohol so happily I never realised how depressing 1999 actually was #TOTP
What did we do to deserve this, Cliff? 😭 #TOTP
Phil turning up in the age-appropriate uniform of cargo pants and a fleece. Love that for him. #TOTP
This seemed like an episode built entirely out of the worst bits of last week's episode. No offense to Christina, obvs. #TOTP
Ngl this has all been so bad I've just been playing Freecell the entire time instead of paying attention #TOTP
Just settling down now with belated Easter chocolates and my fledgling crush on Shania. Evening folks! #totp
Leaning from side to side in sympathy as if I'm playing Mario Kart #Gladiators
Not a great start for my intense hatred of Macy Gray. Which I could also have said about last week, and I think also the week before 😩 #TOTP
What I don't get, right, is where people in other cities who apparently wear coats on a night out actually put them? Like, do you all wait in those hour-long queues for the cloakroom? The logistics have never made sense to me! #totp
Forgot it was Lou Bega season. I want to hate it but am doing a wiggly dance on the couch against my better judgement #totp
Could've had Leftfield. Got that cover of Mickey instead.
We should've all just rewatched the banger episode from last week instead tbh. #totp
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@relsqui@mastodon.social @leadore@sunny.garden Actually didn't know that was an option tbh! I'll have to check for it, although my playstyle is so cowardly that losing stuff is rare 😅
Turning subtitles on is my fave trick. They give a direction arrow for the bad noises, so I know which way to avoid digging in my mine.
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@Catwoman69y2k@meow.social I don't even know, I was out chopping down trees and maybe I moved the camera at a weird angle or turned round too fast or something.
These things happen when you recently saw a spider on a whole other island and are stressing out that it might sneak up behind you 😅
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@ric@mastodon.qweb.co.uk It's something about the first person perspective. Same reason I used to freak out so badly with Subnautica 😱
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@ric@mastodon.qweb.co.uk Alright you get back to me when you've been mining / swimming in a dark hole and suddenly something makes a godawful noise right behind you 😭
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@PipGowenlock@urbanists.social Smart, but also a lot of forward planning to avoid ten minutes of being cold in the queue
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@DerPumu@mstdn.games They're showing repeats every Friday night on BBC Four. We have a whole gang of degenerates on here suffering through it together. Tonight's 90s repeats were particularly atrocious though!
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@Catwoman69y2k@meow.social I've just dug into an unexpected cavern while mining and had to log off for a bit to calm down.
Glad my suffering is bringing someone happiness, I suppose!
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@relsqui@mastodon.social I have this bizarre feeling that playing on peaceful would be letting the side down somehow. Like I must persevere and one day I'll get over the crippling fear.
Today might not have been that day, but you never know about tomorrow! :D