Oh, there's something queer alright....
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If this movie has Mel Gibson in it, I'm going to bed.
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The house is infested by carpenters. Soon they'll be pulling up the floor boards to make mid-century modern furniture!
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"They say The Bat....got 'em."
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1 million in securities huh?
So, nothing valuable was stolen?
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Replying to
Really, I think libraries should also be actual data centers.
As in, a server closet. Preferability solar powered by panels on the building's roof.
It can host neighborhood email and bulletin boards, personal websites, offer some shared services and compute.
'Ol gran runs on GCODE, right now she's translating on the Y axis.
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Ahhh, someone *finally* cleaned the shower drain.
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DAMMIT AGENT 47!
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The secret enby in the group is immune to both ghosts and murder for the night.
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An outfit that screams "Have you seen my boobs!?"
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"We were particularly surprised by the leg we found *inside* the water heater."
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YOU HAVE BROUGHT DISHONOR TO THE CONGA LINE!
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No, I am not joking about sorting tiny screws.
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RE: https://meow.social/@Bwee/117324773255774016
When I encounter the bug? No.
When I replicate the client's bug? Oh yeah.
Quoting
What I imagine every programmer does when they say they've encountered a bug:
You know, it's getting so a girl of questionable moral standing cannot lay down on a ceremonial plinth with the phonebook of the undead in this town anymore.
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RE: https://infosec.exchange/@catsalad/117288522170654180
So, what's the FTTF on the new cat?
(First time to Fursona)
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I love people tagging me in their cat posts and cat related news articles!
Also, new cat species just dropped!
Leopardus pardinoide
╰┈➤https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clouded_tiger_cat
Leopardus tilcayo
╰┈➤https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tilcayo_tiger_cat
EDIT: Wrong kitty, the new one is the tilcayo tiger cat, Leopardus tilcayo
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@davesdogmaggie@mstdn.social There were nice things!?
RE: https://beige.party/@thisness/117327575256156428
Being dead sounds nice sometimes.
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There is a strange thing that happens when you have spent most of your life surviving. You become very good at it. You learn to read the room before anyone speaks. You learn which footsteps mean trouble. You learn to anticipate moods, swallow needs, stay useful, stay busy, stay alert. You become capable. Independent. Productive. Maybe even impressive. You can carry an enormous amount because you learned early that somebody had to. And then, sometimes years later, you finally reach a place where the war is over. And you are exhausted.
— God’s Huntress
Open quoted postEgg Nog-Sothoth.
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Of course! You just don't *throw away* a good vat of acid!
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This old House (on haunted hill).
"What we have 'ere Norm, is Ghosts!"
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LIzzie must become the night and fight crime now.
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"Hurry"!? Why you late for a cotillion or somethin'?
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House on Home Automation Hill.
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The Dullwich Dullard staring Dean, and stock footage.
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He died as he lived, with his head in a balloon.
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Rodger Corman was the progenitor of "Don't show the monster", today a popular position in horror movie project (mostly because...he couldn't afford to.)
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To be fair, those are balloons with strings attached. That really elevates the cinematic experience.
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Price, *I'm* desperate for money and my house is already haunted? Can you just give it to me?
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Oh, that looks promising, #monsterdonhttps://archive.org/details/ZontarTheThingFromVenusrestored
I really appreciate the forward thinking, futuristic design of an automated door that can STAB YOU FOUR WAYS.
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Still chuckling over my high-concept gag of sorting tiny screws during the last #monsterdon
Not even the dog wants to be in this film.
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Sea Hunt (in color)
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He head looks like a mushroom cloud.
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The offering of Yankee Candle wax is key to a good orthodox Yog-Sothoth burial service.
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Wondering aimlessly through time and space might be more interesting...
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Oh no. Over on Bsky the B Movie Maniacs are *also* doing a Vincent Price month...
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PAGE 1274, Ye, did our Lord God IKEA spake unto us, "DOEST THOU HAVE AN ALLEN WRENCH?"
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The Bat! Thrills! Chills! Deposit slips!
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All the capacitors in their computer traveled forward in time and started leaking.
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"Lance....are you *profoundly* dense"
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I very much doubt this film has master, control, or danger.
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Stockwell PUNCH!!!
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House on Conceal and Carry Hill.
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The Dunwich Boredom.
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John is holding your sexual satisfaction hostage, Price.
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