This should be the mainstream #marketing position.
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mastodon 4.7.3Come for the #shitposting,
stay for the #sensemaking.
Absurd itinerant 🇺🇸
Inadvertent chronicler 📚
Pro-am cyberneuroanthropologist 🧠
Indio Gringo™ in ruthless pursuit
of the #Ineffable up GA-400 ❤️🔥
studia dork humanitatis on🔥
#history, #language, #comedy, #storytelling, #institutions, #information, #education, #psychology, #culture, #governance, & being #American🖖🏼
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A budget is a moral document.
Boosted by @PhilipCJames@mas.to
I don’t make the rules 🤷🏻♂️
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Boosted by @cstross@wandering.shop
Sherman’s #MarchToTheSea has entered the chat.
Can’t wait hear how it’s Joe Biden and Hillary Clinton’s fault that the U.S. military carpet-bombed Tehran and sank an unarmed Iranian ship, leaving survivors to drown.
#comedy
This video via @rogueclassicist@scholar.social is for people of the meme: https://youtu.be/Nn4ERgc04hc
The thing that the entire Democratic elite and institution fails to grasp is that “a spine” is on the midterm ballot.
#USpol
This is because #WordsMeanThings
RE: https://hachyderm.io/@rdp/115974715887364536
Creepy weirdos are terrified that they are outnumbered by the virtuous, and are hateful and resistant to admit they are isolated and alone.
For folks awake and paying attention, living the U.S. right now is like Black Mirror meets Get Out.
It’s wild.
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Wilhoit’s Law is an idea about how some people think about rules. It says that in this way of thinking, there are two groups of people:
One group is protected by rules, but the rules don’t control them. The other group must follow all rules, but the rules don’t protect them.
Imagine a game where some players get special treatment—safe from penalties, and can bend rules.
Meanwhile, other players have to follow every rule, but don’t get any protection when something goes wrong.
RE: https://tomkahe.com/@GiftArticles/116119747556902519
“The latest tranche of files made public by the United States Department of Justice show that Ferguson took her daughters Beatrice and Eugenie to meet Epstein five days after he was released from prison for soliciting prostitution from a minor. The introduction of her goddaughter to Epstein was 16 months later.”
WTAF
RE: https://tomkahe.com/@GiftArticles/116242783414317780
“Iran does not like #Dubai, because Dubai shows that doing the opposite of what #Iran does yields good results. The same is true of #Ukraine, whose democracy (with its substantial flaws) #Russia could not abide as a standing alternative to its own system, and of #Taiwan, which cannot threaten #China, but whose flourishing demonstrates that Beijing’s system is not the only option.”
It’s okay to write in public.
Visibility isn’t vanity.
Being legible is the act of being seen.
You own your voice.
Being palatable for everyone rings hollow.
Niching down to build your reputation is dedication to craft.
You stack credibility by being known, trusted, and admired for climbing to the top of cringe mountain.
The view from the summit is clear.
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You might be hopeful and say that buying new construction avoids most headaches, but…
Contractors are throwing up new construction in weeks and it shows up in maintenance/upkeep shortly after closing.
#TheJoysOfHomeOwnership
So Mossad and Saudis joined forced to run a psy-op on POTUS to light up Persia?
This #TomClancy remix of #Herodotus is wild af.
You know who loves exposing cooperating witnesses?
Mobsters.
It’s a mafia move.
None of this should be surprising.
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RE: https://tomkahe.com/@GiftArticles/116217542486589060
TIL the average HOA fee is almost $300 per month, according to the National Association of Realtors.
Wealth builds walls of praise.
Within them, good advice becomes meek.
Truth grows rare.
The bots become friends.
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Thanks to the #TheJoysOfHomeOwnership, I’m trying to remember why people buy homes.
I have forgotten.
#AI implementation will quickly reveal a lack of enterprise data governance, quality, and stewardship.
- me, 2.5 years ago
https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/ground-truth-gut-check-sam-panini
This is the reason #affordability is a thing that lives in people’s minds rent-free.
People can’t afford to live, work, not work, or die.
I was today years old when I learned this is an excerpt from a @cstross@wandering.shop book.
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The belief that ungoverned work products will be trusted is a powerful drug.
#productivity #engineering
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@thetnholler.bsky.social
Yeah, the Democrats are cooked with @schumer.senate.gov@bsky.brid.gy in leadership.
I stopped reading after “St. Peter intervened”
https://www.mprnews.org/story/2026/01/30/st-peter-police-chief-intervenes-prevents-federal-agents-from-arresting-resident
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@bibliolater@social.vivaldi.net
This is map displays how and why Breeds Hill and Bunker Hill were confused.
#American #history
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@jonesmurphy@mastodon.social
FTFY: “The overwhelming majority of white Americans [think they] are Republicans, along with most [self-hating] Latinos and many other [brainrotted] non-black people of color”
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@nf3xn@mastodon.social
Since 1739, “about 130…[dodecahedrons] have been found in Austria, Belgium, France, Germany, Hungary, Luxembourg, the Netherlands, Switzerland and the United Kingdom, but not in the Roman heartland in Italy.”
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@mondoweiss@social.mondoweiss.net @jnl@hcommons.social
They are burying seeds.
That always ends well.
Everybody knows that.
#history
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@beckett@triangletoot.party
This takes #shitposting to a whole new level, bro
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2026/01/14/walz-calls-on-people-to-record-ice-for-future-prosecutions/88187191007/
Would not be surprised if the Insurrection Act is invoked to shut down recording and dispersal of evidence of crimes
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@RVLara23@mastodon.social
It me 😬💀
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@samlitzinger@journa.host love to hate to love it
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@claesdevreese@mastodon.social @ErikJonker@mastodon.social
In a 1988 essay, sociologist Andrew Greeley called #BruceSpringsteen a “Catholic meistersinger,” arguing his rock music unconsciously channels #Catholic imagination—imagery of sin, grace, and redemption—despite his lapsed faith.
https://www.americamagazine.org/from-our-archives/1988/02/06/catholic-imagination-bruce-springsteen/
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@carnage4life@mas.to
When Tay meets Siri
RE: https://mastodon.world/@paninid/116126886704121767
One of the few times that this GIF encapsulates a reaction vibe.