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Darth Hideout 🏳️🌈🎃
@darth_hideout@mas.to
mastodon 4.7.2Star Wars fan account. If the last letter were an S, how would you pronounce it? (Rhymes with idiot.) PST/PDT. No DMs, please.
Ut Vigor vobiscum. Semper.
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Formerly @darth_hideout@c.im.
659 Followers
295 Following
50 Posts
Joined September 20, 2025
Pronouns:
he/him/his
Location:
North America
Birth Year:
1967
Languages:
Deutsch, English, español, français, Gaeilge, 日本語
Live long & avoid embarrassing photos. 🖖🐶
@startrek@fedigroups.social#AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrek60 #Dogs #DogsOfMastodon
Couch 22
The JD Vance Story
#FurnitureMovies #HashtagGames
Marie's Calendar 💅
#RomanticRestaurants #HashtagGames
Not nearly as evil as Elon Musk.
–Mr Burns
#FictionalCharactersSlogans #HashtagGames
Finnegan's Rake
#FallTraitsABook #HashtagGames
Porsche with No Shame
#CaughtOnDashCamASong #HashtagGames
Men in my father's line don't live long lives. Most of them go in their 50s. As I stare down 60, my mantra has become: Where's that heart attack? Where's my giant heart attack? Where's that massive angina?
But what if I just wasn't specific enough? Maybe I'm responsible for the death of #LindseyGraham.
If anyone's feeling gratitude, I'm happy to accept cash.
#USPol #DarkHumor #DorkHumor
The Old Man & His Keys
#ForgottenABook #HashtagGames
Replying to
@studiofox@beige.party Throw in any and all cleaning. It's a losing battle. Best to get over it.
Macbedtime
#TooSleepyAMovieOrPlay #HashtagGames
This is just to say
I have parceled out
all the states
that were behind
the Iron Curtain
and which
you were probably
hoping
to liberate
forgive me
they were
so tempting
and so vulnerable
#1960sLifeASongOrPoem #HashtagGames
Replying to
@heidilifeldman@mastodon.social
Good to know they're impervious to reporting. lulz. Gods, let me off this ride.
Replying to
@maxleibman@beige.party @LoganFive@beige.party
One day you'll look
Back & you'll see
Where you were held
How by this love
While you could stand
There & not move on this moment
Follow this feeling
So say we all.
Cletus, P.I.
#HillbillyTVShows #HashtagGames
Replying to
"Verify your age"
Buy a soda or a candy bar from a vending machine with a quarter. Get a nickel change.
Little Outhouse on the Prairie
#HillbillyTVShows #HashtagGames
The Cliff Notes of the Peloponnesian War
#EasyDoesItBooks #HashtagGames
Replying to
@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social @afreytes@mastodon.gamedev.place
I miss the WWN. I used to have a subscription decades ago but canceled bc my housemates loved to read it but refused to chip in.
RE: https://mastodon.social/@top_news/116915069613217904
So does this affect guillotine order or something? 🤷
Quoting
Hi, I’m a seasoned engineer with 25 years of experience. I’ve got experience in data engineering with high volumes of data, some ML, lots of AWS and IaC,some security.
I’m used to managing and communicating choices and trade offs to implement customer focused solutions, and running them in production.
(FWIW I also sew and grow vegetables)
I’d like to work for a company looking to make a positive environmental impact on the world.
Based around Bath/Bristol or remote #fedihired #mastohire
Open quoted postReplying to
@paul@oldfriends.live @noondlyt@hellions.cloud
"I'm Spartacus!"
"No, I'm Spartacus."
"No, I am."
"I am!"
Ivermectin for what ails you
All the livelong day 🎶
#BadAdviceASong #HashtagGames
Born to Hit & Run
#CaughtOnDashCamASong #HashtagGames
Replying to
@Nonya_Bidniss@infosec.exchange @evert@mastodon.social @TeflonTrout@beige.party @newsguyusa@flipboard.social
💯 Substack is already a thing. Not boosting or reading. I can't understand the thought process that led here.
Alone Again, Act Casually
#NonchalantSongs #HashtagGames
Transmission, all I ever wanted
Transmission, had to upshift
Transmission, meant to break down alone 🎶
#CarTroubleASongOrPoem #HashtagGames
S*M*A*S*H*E*D
#TooSleepyAMovieOrPlay #HashtagGames
The Old Man and Concourse C
#LayoverOrDelayABook #HashtagGames
The Glass Macaroon
#CookiesAMovieOrPlay #HashtagGames
Replying to
@AncTreat5358@lgbtqia.space
I've read the whole of it in Classical Greek. One of my intellectual pinnacles.