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New tech unlocked for folks who TAS games running under Linux https://monads.online/@dankwraith/117408008688682909
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editor configuration that styles lines whose blamelist commit contains a Co-Authored-By: note in Comic Mono
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@peter@thepit.social you are right. conflating antizionism with antisemitism is a common zionist deflection tactic
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@fay59@tech.lgbt better make sure there aren't any context switches dumping registers to thread state in between either
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@n8@mastodon.social @benfry@information.garden i used FontForge to work on a bitmap font and i found it kept corrupting my saves and losing data
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@stroughtonsmith@mastodon.social gotta bracket all those things in "appear to [X] just barely enough to get the youtube views, and then be forgotten about"
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@sofia@chaos.social @slava@mathstodon.xyz @steve@discuss.systems isn't making up new math already all mathematicians do
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@zwarich@hachyderm.io @fay59@tech.lgbt "want to bulk copy memory anyway? we have an instruction for that: it's called bl _memcpy"
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@gsuberland@chaos.social and when the system crashes you all yell out "oPA!"
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@mattiem@mastodon.social @designatednerd@mastodon.social see also tiktokers asking their French relatives to say "the seal pushed me"
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i was reading the s6 docs, and the note here made me wonder: why *don't* we simply add daemons to supervise to /etc/ttys
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@mcc@mastodon.social @owen@mastodon.transneptune.net the lost art of making a vector font hinted to look perfect at specific non-antialiased pixel resolutions
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@zwarich@hachyderm.io @fay59@tech.lgbt i was going to shitpost about how this is why x86 is actually more secure, since you can just use REP STOSB and/or memory operands to keep your secret out of architectural state
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@atax1a@infosec.exchange sounds like it might be slop? https://circumstances.run/@davidgerard/117406132284858874
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steve jobs to bill atkinson, pointing at a blackberry bush: pointy corners are everywhere!
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"the C standard should add SIMD support"
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these noodles are a bit flat. some Surace will give it a bit of spice
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@slava@mathstodon.xyz @steve@discuss.systems looking back to BASIC, FORTH, LISP, and Smalltalk, perhaps it was when we started treating a "programming language" as separate from the "operating system" that we started straying from the light
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i reported a bug upstream that fixed the evbarm INTEGRATOR_CP kernel config, so now i can run netbsd/earmv4 in a qemu session to experiment with OS configurations before sending it to the pomera
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I won't deny that OpenAI's 25,000-page proof that hot dogs are a sandwich is a technological milestone. Nonetheless, I can't help but be concerned about the effect it will have on the sandwichology field going forward
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x11 isn't really my cup of tea, and wayland doesn't support monochrome surfaces, so maybe i'll write a window system instead
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her work on constant-time algorithms was highly influential on the lo-phi indie compiler scene
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@farside_bot/117389367995996733
wonder why david byrne didn't include this verse in the final song
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#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/10/05/0
Every hour on the hour, a huge truck, made entirely of pressed ham, lumbers its way across dog heaven—and all the car chasers can decide for themselves whether or not to participate.

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we are used to thinking of computer programs as tools, but AI changes everything. while using an agent, the user themself is the
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With the power of local models, your navigation app can now mispronounce place names in a different way with each direction
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@fay59@tech.lgbt @jripley@mastodon.social this seems like a situation where mitigation is still worthwhile to some degree even without a 100% airtight solution, since some of these leakages require higher sophistication and/or a longer exploit chain to get to than if the secret is left sitting
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were the Pyramids of Giza just a massive mummy laundering scheme?
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We've heard your feedback loud and clear. For the first time ever, the next edition of Windows will finally include a "Stop" menu
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the spirit of fast inverse sqrt lives on…for some intel uarches, it's faster to compute vectorized clz/ctz via float conversion and bit hacks than to use scalar ops https://purplesyringa.moe/blog/vectorized-clz-and-ctz/
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