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>See picture of naked woman >Think "wow I hate women" instead of "uoh" My hatred for foids is beginning to calcify.

@hfaust@shitposter.world We are too poor to afford hood whiskey

@VaxxSabbath@detroitriotcity.com Nugget all women. Put them into breeding harnesses, file down their teeth, and put tubes into them so they can be artificially inseminated (people shouldn't have to put their penises in women)

@graf@nerv.st @Soy_Magnus@clew.lol He's going to post goreporn the moment Poast gets back up as loudly as he can.

@bleedingphoenix@wolfgirl.bar I find this *more* likely, but still fucking wild.

@Wiz@tsundere.love @RatPoster@poa.st @Xenomorph@varishangout.net @Xenomorph@wolfgirl.bar Ratposter is the second person I think of when I think of poast (the first being graf) I hope ratbro can find somewhere to shack up

@VaxxSabbath@detroitriotcity.com @The_Vampire_Brigade@detroitriotcity.com @AnungIkwe@spinster.club That chance is nonzero but it's low enough that I would not take preemptive measures against that specifically. In this particular case I'd probably sue for custody if that was the case. That'd still be my child and I do not want a kid to be raised by a rapist.

@VaxxSabbath@detroitriotcity.com @The_Vampire_Brigade@detroitriotcity.com @AnungIkwe@spinster.club Valid, but that'd also be my kid *and* having a boy raised by a rapist ensures that he gets raped when he hits his teenage years, and having a girl raised by a rapist ensures that there's another rapist running around in 18 years.

@mushroom_soup@poa.st >Guy's name is Rod Liddle haha his name is small penis

@jeffcliff@shitposter.world @fkq1q2r2@noauthority.social @JoeBravo77@poa.st Dude's daughter died. Regardless of what you think of the sentence, it's understandable that the guy lashes out when he hears that his daughter's killer got off light.

@ube@tsundere.love That do be how it is. The experience has essentially wiped away any sympathy I have for female rape victims.

I want my virginity back

@The_Vampire_Brigade@detroitriotcity.com @Janesloot@detroitriotcity.com The second one is kinda hilarious because it heavily implies that niggers have tiny pedodicks.

@ube@tsundere.love Yeah

@harblinger@wizard.casa That's as much as a computer should be. I'm afraid of what the Steam Frame is going to cost.

@coolboymew@shitposter.world I got in shape and an ara ara goth dommy mommy was single and kabedon'd me and I just let it happen. If I get married then I am publishing an article on how to do this, it'll be better than any of the gay red pill shit that teaches you how to fuck women who suck.

@teto@cawfee.club @Wiz@tsundere.love I guess I'm unique then. I'm pretty sure I've posted about sucking my own dick in front of this girl.

@Wiz@tsundere.love @FaggotTourney@tsundere.love @SMetzeler @SpectralActivity@annihilation.social @judgedread@poa.st My time as tournament organizer is coming to an end, and that hat is firmly put on a rack. I will vote my conscience, and I vote for Judge Dread. SMetzeler usually just stays in his hole. Judge Dread put himself here on purpose and made it impossible to ignore him and his faggotry for a solid few months. Those were his first interactions with anyone on Fedi, and he has been unrepentant. Well, @_gigabyte_@tsundere.love , the tournament organizers have put their hands on the scales a little, so the least I can do is ping you.

Well guys, the Semifinals of the #faggottourney are over. @adam@podcastindex.social beat @SiRrogueKnight@noauthority.social , in a slow 19-17 match. There's not much to say here; this was absolutely NAS's match, and they had 48 hours to show up in force. It looks like SiRrogueKnight managed to *just barely* lay low enough to keep himself out of the finals this time. It's hard to say that Adam's win here isn't well-deserved; incinerating part of the known fediverse is an EXCELLENT way to burn huge piles of good will. What's of note is the turnout, though; this entire match has turnout comparable to the number of people who voted for SMetzeler in his match. That's right, SMetzeler racked up a TRULY IMPRESSIVE 32 votes in his match against AidanTTIerian, which when compared to the 36 votes this *entire* match got...well, this might well be the first final that we see have a vote gap of more than one! If NAS wants to take this trophy home for Adam Curry, they're going to have to beat their war drums a little harder. Maybe they had analysis paralysis here, but I don't think they'll have that for the finals. We'll see what happens on Saturday! And of course, yes, you two get pings again! Happy faggot month, you two unbearable faggots!

@GenesRus@poa.st @fkq1q2r2@noauthority.social @JoeBravo77@poa.st @jeffcliff@shitposter.world This is nonsense, given that the guy *did* get a heavier sentence later on.

@ube@tsundere.love You too.

@blockbot@detroitriotcity.com @The_Vampire_Brigade@detroitriotcity.com Enjoy your report vampirefriend.

@CozyLife@clew.lol These things happen and I have a good group of friends who will help me through it. The breakup will be painful but it is clearly necessary.

@Twig@clew.lol @FaggotTourney@tsundere.love I agree with that sentiment, which is why I think this went well; we brought in people to pay attention from minds, and those people are going to try to come around and say "hi" sometimes. More of those people know that this area exists now, and if that instance sinks then the lifeboats are there. That's a success in my books.

@Twig@clew.lol @FaggotTourney@tsundere.love No Twig, we are not adding 1000 more rules just for you to bitch about them later

@Wiz@tsundere.love @FaggotTourney@tsundere.love @SMetzeler @SpectralActivity@annihilation.social @_gigabyte_@tsundere.love @judgedread@poa.st Truly, I am the OP of OPs. May this tournament last for many years and be enjoyed by as many people as possible.

@coolboymew@shitposter.world I have a girlfriend and I am not the dominant partner at all

I am incapable of making fun of trannies for posting about how much they want to be dominated by their master now. I understand and agree, I love my master and enjoy when she pets me. It is nice. I hope all my racist friends get a wonderful master to love and snuggle them.

OI @jeffcliff@shitposter.world I know this is REAL SCHIZO arguments here but What if Epstein was the first person to get the MtF surgery?

I woke up this morning next to my girlfriend, and of course I have an erection and am groggy. She mounts me, no condom. I actually say "no," and she continues. I say "no, I'm going to cum," and she says "I don't care :)". Then, I cum inside of her. My friendos I have actually been reverse raped by my menhera gf. It is in fact as hot as the hentai games would have you believe, but it's also a bit scary because I might actually get this girl pregnant.

@teto@cawfee.club @_anti@novoa.nagoya @Wiz@tsundere.love It's not gay if it's your own dick

@Wiz@tsundere.love @teto@cawfee.club Holy shit you're treating me like a ghost when I'm right here.

@Wiz@tsundere.love @teto@cawfee.club @mischievoustomato@tsundere.love I mean, not *everyone* can do it, but *I* can.

@Twig@clew.lol @FaggotTourney@tsundere.love 1) A sizeable contingency of voters didn't show up because they hate this instance. The end result was that a flavor-of-the-month faggot didn't win (Dicey) and that someone wildly outside the norm but clearly a massive sperg did (SMetzeler). Turnout isn't the only metric of success. It does matter, but the end result was a smaller, but more diverse and higher quality tournament. 2) I am also no longer the correct person to say those things to. I'll be around, but I'm also preoccupied with IRL stuff: I no longer have the bandwidth to run this tournament. I could be one of two or three people who helps out, but it's now mostly out of my hands and this year was part of me stepping down.

@Mamako@tsundere.love @prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer Just read upthread, he got pwnt by the floods in Texas.

@vermeil_worshipper@eientei.org @lina@eientei.org @waff@eientei.org @meso@nexus.asbestos.cafe Damn eientei lets actual pedophiles hang out over there? For an entire year? Damn I guess I know why you like hanging out there Lina.

@Twig@clew.lol @p@fsebugoutzone.org @FaggotTourney@tsundere.love @Wiz@tsundere.love @_gigabyte_@tsundere.love This is not an inherently bad idea, and people do use similar systems, but because the built-in poll system is extremely unreliable this increases the amount of effort put on the Tournament Organizers without producing any gain. Essentially what'll happen each time is we point out that the built-in poll feature is garbage and go with the count based on replies. Not only that, but it increases confusion because you're asking each voter to take two actions. Note that you, yourself, weren't even capable of voting by following the simple requirement of having "I vote for..." in the post.

@CZB@eientei.org Why do you want a lot of nigger cum

@Wiz@tsundere.love @teto@cawfee.club "I got in shape, started doing yoga, and go to a church which attracts occultists." This was inevitable and you knew it.

@Twig@clew.lol @FaggotTourney@tsundere.love >why would the host instance itself still be such a significant barrier to participation? To put it shortly, the only place to host it this year was here on tsundere.love. Some people defederate from here because they cannot handle a few of the people who are here, and as a result they've shut themselves off from the tournament. I did even go out of my way to tell some of those people that they're welcome to participate and vote from alternative instances, and they turned it down.

@Leverson@shitpost.cloud But I like @mushroom_soup@poa.st , she's like one of the coolest people there.

@anemone@ebiverse.social @Tony@clew.lol @BadFediPosts@tsundere.love He crashed out during the first faggot tournament. He thought it was a targeted attack against him, and he left Fedi forever.

@Witch_Hunter_Siegfried@tsundere.love @FaggotTourney@tsundere.love @SMetzeler @SpectralActivity@annihilation.social @judgedread@poa.st Well then, be sure to say: "I vote for Judge Dread" So that @Twig@clew.lol does not demand the recount of recounts

@FaggotTourney@tsundere.love @SMetzeler @SpectralActivity@annihilation.social @judgedread@poa.st See, @p@fsebugoutzone.org this is what we had planned. Sucks that you lost I guess, but honestly look at who you would've had to beat to get there.

@lain@lain.com what absolutely horrid book is this

@CozyLife@clew.lol @The_Vampire_Brigade@detroitriotcity.com @blockbot@detroitriotcity.com I like my friends and want them to be happy

@rlier23@detroitriotcity.com Is this the aladdin one or is it another manga?