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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon

@Tony@clew.lol

pleroma 2.9.1

Clew.lol is the only fediverse instance with its own data aggregation software and built-in database.

- Actually Tony
- pronouns short/king
- Business owner (clew.business)
- Professional Scraper (probably has your email)
- *former* Tax avoidant enthusiast
- enemy number 1 of the DMV
- Zoning rule disrespector
- Pirate Enjoyer
- reads a lot
- Lift things up and put them down
- Cat appreciator
- You should stop using windows, it's malware
- pronouns: short/king

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"For of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these: "A fucking leaf"

- LeafLord

"So, actually, therefore, the course of wisdom, what is really sensible, is to let go, is to commit oneself, to give oneself up and that's quite mad. So we come to the strange conclusion that in madness lies sanity."

- Alan Watts

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Joined March 19, 2023

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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon @Tony@clew.lol

· 1w ago

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@Soy_Magnus@clew.lol they make a drywall primer called PVA primer for $8/gallon but it takes about 3-4 coats to get solid coverage because there is such low pigment in it. There's a lot of chemistry that goes into painting but no one gives a shit so JUST SLAP IT ON becomes the default. But usually you can save a lot of time/material with the right product.

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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon @Tony@clew.lol

· 1w ago

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@Soy_Magnus@clew.lol I've literally seen people do all of those things...

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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon @Tony@clew.lol

· 1w ago

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@bronze@pl.kitsunemimi.club @D00B@clew.lol I haven't , dis new?

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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon @Tony@clew.lol

· 1w ago

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@Soy_Magnus@clew.lol @VaxxSabbath@detroitriotcity.com Oh, yah i can do that. And with both hands lol. I can spray while walking, climbing and changing levels. lol I can also cut within about 1/2 inch lines with a sprayer. if there isn't wind, I can spray a house without masking.

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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon @Tony@clew.lol

· 1w ago

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@Soy_Magnus@clew.lol @VaxxSabbath@detroitriotcity.com its actually pretty easy. Take you a day with someone showing you how to move and you'd have it down. And yah, i only spray ceilings now days. I did exteriors for about 7 years and just don't anymore because you need big ladders and meh, I just don't want to do it anymore. 32' ladders aren't as fun as they were when i was 20

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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon @Tony@clew.lol

· 1w ago

aight youtube, i'll bite, tell me, why don't we eat hippo meat...

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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon @Tony@clew.lol

· 1w ago

$35 for a tote? wtf is this. It better tuck me into bed at night for that price.

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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon @Tony@clew.lol

· 1w ago

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@lord_nougat@nicecrew.digital @Soy_Magnus@clew.lol @egirlyuumimain@poa.st Listen to yourself - is that really the solution?

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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon @Tony@clew.lol

· 1w ago

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@verita84@poster.place a day in the life I may go back today - I need a vacuum and the Milwaukee one is calling to me…I already have the batteries so like, you know it’s not a waste

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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon @Tony@clew.lol

· 1d ago

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@mitchconner@clubcyberia.co @rees@pleroma.ree.social Mitch, you should legitimately get this as a mug.

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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon @Tony@clew.lol

· 1w ago

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@Soy_Magnus@clew.lol @VaxxSabbath@detroitriotcity.com yah i got trained by sherwin reps, product reps, and have done pretty much every kind of painting. I can do staining, refinishing, exterior, interior, metal, water damage, grease, i've done drug units, concrete, decks, etc. lol

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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon @Tony@clew.lol

· 1w ago

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@Soy_Magnus@clew.lol you'd think someone wouldn't reach their hand directly into the paint...you'd think...

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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon @Tony@clew.lol

· 1w ago

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@Soy_Magnus@clew.lol Yah, i've done lots of those. My go to now is 3 coats of pro-block latex primer (if they won't let me use oil) and i plastic off everything, put on a mask and spray the fuck out of it. If they let me use oil i can cover it in one, but you need ventelation (or just get dizzy like a man) lol.

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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon @Tony@clew.lol

· 1w ago

Gonna go to Home Depot and try not to buy any tools Wish me luck

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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon @Tony@clew.lol

· 1d ago

FOR ALL ANNI USERS WHO ARE HOMELESS GET A CLEW WHILE YOU WAIT

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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon @Tony@clew.lol

· 1w ago

Replying to on poa.st

@dictatordave@poa.st @Evil_Bender@nicecrew.digital I mean, I already work a manual labor job so I already move 6-10 miles per day lol. And yah, i could get up at like 430am and go but I'm not that motivated lol.

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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon @Tony@clew.lol

· 1w ago

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@bronze@pl.kitsunemimi.club The very first thing she did was spray paint her Instagram handle onto it...

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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon @Tony@clew.lol

· 5d ago

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@pernia@cum.salon This is exhausting. Using the old message board model for fedi would make this a nightmare. The TL updates too fast bro

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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon @Tony@clew.lol

· 1d ago

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@pernia@cum.salon cum salon looks like a 1998 message board

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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon @Tony@clew.lol

· 1w ago

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@Xenophon@nicecrew.digital lol clown. Aight, i laughed, I'm into it

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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon @Tony@clew.lol

· 1d ago

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@mitchconner@clubcyberia.co @rees@pleroma.ree.social LISTEN AND LEARN

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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon @Tony@clew.lol

· 1w ago

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@Bulletsandbourbon@nicecrew.digital @Soy_Magnus@clew.lol I'd reccomend it. Ideally you get enough on there to where the second coat stops soaking in. Basically apply it until the stain is pooling and then spread it out. But if you can get oil to soak all the way in it'll last the longest. oilbased is the best in my opinon This stuff. I like it because its old school actual oil based stuff. Like it'll kill your plants lol. Not the FDA safe bullshit that still dissolves when it rains. Its called varathane oil not cabernet. Idk what i was thinking of. Maybe the color i used or something.

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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon @Tony@clew.lol

· 1w ago

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@Bulletsandbourbon@nicecrew.digital @Soy_Magnus@clew.lol for paint yah, but their deckscapes are sus. I haven't tried the oil based version of it though, so maybe thats good. idk

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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon @Tony@clew.lol

· 1w ago

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@Soy_Magnus@clew.lol nah, i don't do enough cutting for rthat.

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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon @Tony@clew.lol

· 1w ago

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@Bulletsandbourbon@nicecrew.digital @Soy_Magnus@clew.lol For sure! I hate to say it but sherwin just doesn't make good stains. RIP sherwin.

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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon @Tony@clew.lol

· 1w ago

“Where are all the good men?” Average woman be like:

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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon @Tony@clew.lol

· 1d ago

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@Soy_Magnus@clew.lol when did you get into gems? lol i know absolutely nothing about gems other than they are valuable. and cuts matter alot

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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon @Tony@clew.lol

· 1w ago

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@Soy_Magnus@clew.lol BUT, the benefit of PVA is actually that the finish coat (after 4 coats) is really nice looking, and it blends in like crazy, you can touch it up for years and it'll just blend in. The trade off is you need to do 3-4 coats. So like even the "cheap" products can have a use.

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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon @Tony@clew.lol

· 1d ago

honestly, this new muslim arc is not cool man I liked milo yappapappaloppolous but now that he's muslim i'm like "ew gross"

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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon @Tony@clew.lol

· 1w ago

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@RandoDragoDude@tsundere.love @D00B@clew.lol @bronze@pl.kitsunemimi.club Just the whole episode "Bro i gotta shit so bad"

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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon @Tony@clew.lol

· 1w ago

Replying to on poa.st

@egirlyuumimain@poa.st @Soy_Magnus@clew.lol I have actually seen each one of these things happen on a job site...

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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon @Tony@clew.lol

· 1w ago

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@BiancaFights@nicecrew.digital @Soy_Magnus@clew.lol @VaxxSabbath@detroitriotcity.com what? "different set form"?

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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon @Tony@clew.lol

· 1w ago

One of my favorite parts of getting home is opening the door and Bonny saying: MEOW MEOW MEOW and immediately starts rubbing up on me. Pro tip ladies -> when your man gets home. Rub your face on him immediately.

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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon @Tony@clew.lol

· 1w ago

Replying to on 0.5dollah.click

@mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click @EllisDee@wolfgirl.bar I really want to follow them for another 20 years. 53 year old tony wants to look at them and see what happens when they are 40 lol

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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon @Tony@clew.lol

· 1w ago

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@Soy_Magnus@clew.lol yah, the stain blocking oil primer is around $56/gallon (at my price so 40% off retail), you can get cheaper latex for about $32 per gallonn but it takes multiple coats. That townhouse i did took three rounds of primer with latex primer. They could have just bought oil, but they'd rather pay for 3x the materials and 3x the labor. smh

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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon @Tony@clew.lol

· 1w ago

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@BiancaFights@nicecrew.digital @Soy_Magnus@clew.lol @VaxxSabbath@detroitriotcity.com It is. There are two different classifications I I make are "art trade" and "mechanicaltrade". Art trades are thing that requrie skill/nuance like painting, mudding, texturing, ect. Mechanical trade would be something that doesn't require like "feeling". Like Carpentry (basic). You know? If you're building a deck its just measure, cut, fasten.So like roofing, carpetnry, sheet rock installation,etc. Basically anything where you can read the directions and then do it i consider a mechanical trade. And then stuff that requires like specific "touch" is stuff that like requires reps and practice.

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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon @Tony@clew.lol

· 1w ago

Mornings be like:

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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon @Tony@clew.lol

· 1d ago

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@Soy_Magnus@clew.lol nice what is that ? Opal? Idk rare stones

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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon @Tony@clew.lol

· 1w ago

Gotta go fix that damn ceilng today. The most annoying part is I only have 24" by 24" sheetrock squares. My vehicle doesn't fit a 4' by 8' sheet. Which is by design. I specifically try not to take large sheet rock jobs... How much you wanna bet it didn’t leak over the weekend? The resident was throwing a fit Friday about it. It smelled like an attic and he claimed it made the room uninhabitable. But he was claiming before I cut the wet shit out that the “mold” was making it uninhabitable…

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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon @Tony@clew.lol

· 1w ago

Holy shit i hate these women. "I just wake up in the morning and post a selfie and make more than a brain surgeon"

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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon @Tony@clew.lol

· 1w ago

Replying to on nicecrew.digital

@Bulletsandbourbon@nicecrew.digital @Soy_Magnus@clew.lol Then you don't need revive. If you wanted to deck wash it you can, but not needed. Pressure washing MAYBE but if its not grey you may just open wood fibers for no reason. You can just hose it off or broom it to get dust/dirt off and stain it.

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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon @Tony@clew.lol

· 1w ago

Replying to on nicecrew.digital

@Bulletsandbourbon@nicecrew.digital @Soy_Magnus@clew.lol yah, most people don't care. They're just like "BUT THE TV TOLD ME...." and i'm like yah, frankly paint is paint. Like if you use behr vs sherwin will the average person notice a difference? no. lol

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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon @Tony@clew.lol

· 1w ago

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@Soy_Magnus@clew.lol @VaxxSabbath@detroitriotcity.com I haven't actually. I could maybe. I've applied to work at sherwin before but they won't let me because of my background. I always had too many speeding tickets (they require you to drive company vehicles) even though I've been using their products for 15 years and know all of them lol

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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon @Tony@clew.lol

· 1w ago

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@Soy_Magnus@clew.lol @VaxxSabbath@detroitriotcity.com I'm also ambidextrious with cutting. Like ceiling lines I can start with one hand and go both directions so I get like 5' per ladder movement. Just fucking years of doing it

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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon @Tony@clew.lol

· 1w ago

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@Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital its the grills and face tattoos for me

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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon @Tony@clew.lol

· 1w ago

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@Soy_Magnus@clew.lol hit them right in the soft spot with a roller lol

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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon @Tony@clew.lol

· 1w ago

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@Soy_Magnus@clew.lol @VaxxSabbath@detroitriotcity.com thats true. The people who work those places are god awful lol never actually know shit. I could sell so much paint

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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon @Tony@clew.lol

· 1d ago

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@pernia@cum.salon smh

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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon @Tony@clew.lol

· 1w ago

Women get so mad being called "average"

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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon @Tony@clew.lol

· 1w ago

Replying to on parcero.casa

@Jelqberg_Mcjelqstein@parcero.casa he came in last place obviously

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