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josh buermann

@buermann@mastodon.social
mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-06
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"Man has survived hitherto because he was too ignorant to know how to realize his wishes. Now that he can realize them, he must either change them or perish."

Profile picture alt text: Nelson Mandela Muntz Sr anchoring the news and armpit farting at camera one, then turning to camera two with another breaking armpit fart.

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josh buermann @buermann@mastodon.social
· 2w ago
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NYT reporter Azmat Khan explains how by American standards of warfare the world trade center was a legitimate military target. https://responsiblestatecraft.org/precision-strikes-iran-civilians/
The US kill count in Iran makes the phrase ‘precision strikes’ absurd
Responsible Statecraft

The US kill count in Iran makes the phrase ‘precision strikes’ absurd

Pulitzer Prize winning war correspondent Azmat Khan says the Pentagon still obfuscates, lies, and manipulates the truth about civilian deaths in war

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josh buermann @buermann@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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Gotta inquire with the NY Fed about hunger in this economizing golden age because the USDA stopped tracking it a year ago. Food in bellies filches figures from the accounts of the affluent, may the rich never diminish in their glorious raiment nor their elective unregulated hormone replacements. https://fortune.com/2026/05/28/americans-going-hungry-new-york-fed-says/
More Americans are going hungry now than during the pandemic, as people face a 'remarkable' rise in food insecurity, New York Fed says | Fortune
Fortune

More Americans are going hungry now than during the pandemic, as people face a 'remarkable' rise in food insecurity, New York Fed says | Fortune

A higher percentage of households report dipping into savings and skipping meals than during the pandemic in 2020.

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josh buermann @buermann@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

The director of the Pentagon’s new “Economic Defense Unit” helped train four of the Saudi bonesaw operators who dismembered Jamal Khashoggi.

https://responsiblestatecraft.org/khashoggi-cerberus/

New DoD leader connected to firm that trained Khashoggi’s killers
Responsible Statecraft

New DoD leader connected to firm that trained Khashoggi’s killers

George Kollitides is part of a cadre of Cerberus financiers brought into Pentagon budget and procurement over the last year

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josh buermann @buermann@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago
Boosted by @angry_drunk@union.place
Replying to on mastodon.social
The monumental manpower manning the tech press -- seemingly the last large labor pool of reporters in the country, are they all on the silicon valley payroll? -- could easily stuff their pages full with tales from revolutions in healthcare and energy but all they ever want to blather about are murderous scammy chatbots that spawn spaghetti code and technical debt, blindly steal the efforts of artists, and flood the courts with endless fabricated citations.
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josh buermann @buermann@mastodon.social
· 1mo ago
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So America's war on terrorism started out the gate with at least three wedding bombings in its first year, and another cluster in Bush's final year in office, with that one in 2004 sitting in between just to keep young couples' feet cold, and then Obama picked up where he left off bombing at least one in his first year in office and another in his second. I'd give Biden more credit for bombing the fewest weddings if he hadn't been such a brazen proponent of bombing everything to begin with.
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josh buermann @buermann@mastodon.social
· 8mo ago
Boosted by @octothorpe@mastodon.online
Tesla's quarterly net income is down 61% from a year ago, in which time frame our savvy investor classes have bid its stock up 9%. https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/tesla-annual-profit-plunges-lowest-level-pandemic-129651624
abcnews.go.com
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josh buermann @buermann@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
Mitch McConnell may or may not be conscious or even alive, nobody knows why his wife is spending his hopsitalization abroad meeting with the vice president of China, but that's nothing compared to the cover up of Joe Biden's age.
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josh buermann @buermann@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
perhaps police shouldn't be allowed to stalk random women and threaten their families using the full leverage of state and corporate mass surveillance without an iota of oversight https://www.404media.co/footage-shows-cop-stalking-woman-he-met-on-a-tv-set-after-surveilling-her-with-a-license-plate-reader
Footage Shows Cop Stalking Woman He Met on a TV Set After Surveilling Her With a License Plate Reader
404 Media

Footage Shows Cop Stalking Woman He Met on a TV Set After Surveilling Her With a License Plate Reader

A Florida police officer met a woman on a TV set, surveilled her for weeks, stalked her, and nearly caused a head-on collision while chasing her to pull her over.

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josh buermann @buermann@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago
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@BenAveling@infosec.exchange @draNgNon@hachyderm.io @grammargirl@zirk.us The AI is generating language from some matrix algebra that regurgitates transforms of the test data or mirages of it. Only users can hallucinate and believe the mirages are real while a whirring vortex of vectors can't believe in anything.
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josh buermann @buermann@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

Israel is always innovating in its efforts to control collateral damage. For instance consider this week's quadruple-tap strike in Mayfadoun, which managed to murder paramedics from three separate ambulance services as each attempted in turn to rescue the last first responders.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/apr/16/israel-escalates-attacks-on-medics-in-lebanon-with-deadly-quadruple-tap

Israel escalates attacks on medics in Lebanon with deadly ‘quadruple tap’
the Guardian

Israel escalates attacks on medics in Lebanon with deadly ‘quadruple tap’

Lebanese health ministry says killing of 91 healthcare workers shows ‘total disregard’ for international law

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josh buermann @buermann@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@cwebber Weird to adjust historic spending on infrastructure projects by a consumer price index. This is better. https://x.com/finmoorhouse/status/2044985359281381690/photo/1
Fin Moorhouse (@finmoorhouse) on X
X (formerly Twitter)

Fin Moorhouse (@finmoorhouse) on X

@JorgeA77832 I agree the spending is more modest as a share of US GDP at the time — here's the graph

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josh buermann @buermann@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

"Every Black kid is now just standard put on Adderall, SSRIs, benzos, which are known to induce violence. Those kids are gonna have a chance to go [to one of my wellness farms] and be ‘reparented,'" Robert F Kennedy Jr explained on a podcast without explaining what "reparented" means, letting him off the hook two years later when a congress member asked him to explain it and he could blame his cocktail of toilet seat cocaine, crystal meth, heroin, and DMT.

https://www.al.com/politics/2026/04/terri-sewell-slams-rfk-over-black-children-on-adhd-meds-needing-to-be-reparented.html

al.com
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josh buermann @buermann@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

Self-driving tech going so well I'm seeing billboards advertising at women to get into long haul trucking, a career with year after year 100+% turnover because working conditions are too miserly for the self-driving humans.

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josh buermann @buermann@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@fazalmajid@social.vivaldi.net @codinghorror@infosec.exchange It's pretty funny that the more successful radio operator paying rent to the failure not to broadcast is the optimal market outcome in the original thought experiment, and somebody thought that was a generalizable argument for self-regulation?
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josh buermann @buermann@mastodon.social
· 8mo ago
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@SeanCasten@mastodon.social Republicans made Minnesota an open carry state, simply being armed is no pretext.
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josh buermann @buermann@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@inthehands Just trying to share some good news in return, haha, well, somewhat less stupid and awful.
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josh buermann @buermann@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@inthehandshttps://mastodon.social/@buermann/116422930214573337
mastodon.social

josh buermann: "@cwebber@social.coop Weird to adjust historic s…" - Mastodon

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josh buermann @buermann@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@inthehands I wonder what happened last year that I missed the good news.
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josh buermann @buermann@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@Spirit @cwebber We can recycle the silicon and steel into the solar panels and wind mills we couldn't afford to build instead.
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josh buermann @buermann@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@inthehands Flint got clean drinking water? I thought Elon Musk bailed on that promise long before he illegally cancelled USAID.
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josh buermann @buermann@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@EndlessMason @maxleibman More than adequate to the task
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josh buermann @buermann@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago
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Taxing foreign pharmaceuticals 100%, decriminalizing domestic fentanyl exchange 50%. https://www.propublica.org/article/trump-doj-immigration-bondi-declinations-criminal-investigations
Trump’s Justice Department Dropped 23,000 Criminal Investigations in Shift to Immigration
ProPublica

Trump’s Justice Department Dropped 23,000 Criminal Investigations in Shift to Immigration

Under Attorney General Pam Bondi, the DOJ abandoned a record number of cases — including hundreds of investigations into terrorism, white-collar crime and drugs — in just the first six months of President Donald Trump’s second term.

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josh buermann @buermann@mastodon.social
· 37mo ago
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@SwiftOnSecurity@infosec.exchange A vast everything-belongs-to-the-cloud conspiracy against private data so they can surveil it into the advertising industry's universal spyware.
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josh buermann @buermann@mastodon.social
· 24mo ago
On this day in 1983 the world almost ended in nuclear holocaust when the Soviet Air Defence Forces' early warning system detected five incoming ICBMs, potentially triggering retaliatory strikes, but for lieutenant colonel Stanislav Petrov's critical decisions to await corroborating evidence rather than forward the alerts up the chain of command. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1983_Soviet_nuclear_false_alarm_incident https://www.amazon.com/Man-Who-Saved-World/dp/B07DVVKFTW
1983 Soviet nuclear false alarm incident - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org

1983 Soviet nuclear false alarm incident - Wikipedia

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josh buermann @buermann@mastodon.social
· 11mo ago
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@cstross@wandering.shop Living his best life. https://www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/387/house-on-hillside
thefarside.com
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josh buermann @buermann@mastodon.social
· 1mo ago
Replying to
The May 2002 American bombing of a wedding party in Mukaradeeb, Iraq was more of a turkey shoot with air support: "Among the dead were 27 members of the extended Rakat family, their wedding guests and even the band of musicians hired to play at the ceremony, among them Hussein al-Ali from Ramadi, one of the most popular singers in western Iraq." https://www.theguardian.com/world/2004/may/21/iraq.rorymccarthy
'US soldiers started to shoot us, one by one'
the Guardian

'US soldiers started to shoot us, one by one'

Survivors describe wedding massacre as generals refuse to apologise.

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josh buermann @buermann@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

"I’m beginning to regret having lived so long — because we’re going downhill."

https://www.statnews.com/2026/03/02/stanley-plotkin-profile-godfather-of-vaccines-worried/

A titan of vaccine development sees his field’s achievements slip away
STAT

A titan of vaccine development sees his field’s achievements slip away

Stanley Plotkin, the 93-year-old "godfather of vaccines," is watching his field’s achievements slip away.

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josh buermann @buermann@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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"The benchmark was the 2003 invasion of Iraq, where roughly 2,000 people worked the targeting process for the entire war. During Scarlet Dragon, 20 soldiers using Maven handled the same volume of work. By 2024, the stated goal was 1,000 targeting decisions in an hour. That is 3.6 seconds per decision, or from the individual “targeteer’s” perspective, one decision every 72 seconds. The Maven Smart System is the platform that came out of those exercises." https://www.theguardian.com/news/2026/mar/26/ai-got-the-blame-for-the-iran-school-bombing-the-truth-is-far-more-worrying
AI got the blame for the Iran school bombing. The truth is far more worrying
the Guardian

AI got the blame for the Iran school bombing. The truth is far more worrying

LLMs-gone-rogue dominated coverage, but had nothing to do with the targeting. Instead, it was choices made by human beings, over many years, that gave us this atrocity

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josh buermann @buermann@mastodon.social
· 1mo ago
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America's bombast at weddings is so memory holed... A US raid on December 29, 2001 in Qalaye Niazi, Afghanistan, vaporized over 100 attendees at a wedding. No one reported the names of the dearly departed couple, establishing the record of indolent disregard that remains one of the nation's sole realms of categorical consensus. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2002/jan/07/afghanistan.rorycarroll http://www.rawa.org/100kill.htm
Bloody evidence of US blunder
the Guardian

Bloody evidence of US blunder

The attack on Qalaye Niazi was as sudden and devastating as the Pentagon intended. American special forces on the ground confirmed the target and three bombers, a B-52 and two B-1Bs, did the rest, zapping Taliban and al-Qaida leaders in their sleep as well as an ammunition dump.

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josh buermann @buermann@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

Found myself calling a hotel to make a reservation yesterday when none of the websites could complete one, like the stack of bugs running the industry finally swallowed its servers.

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josh buermann @buermann@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@gavi@bagel.ing That's my first response whenever I see someone wearing a cross.
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josh buermann @buermann@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

It's kind of funny how much despair people can knot themselves up into without observing the elementary stripping of publishers' liability for promoting harmful speech.

Would this resurgence of orality be so awful if people with terrible things to say weren't being promoted as ubiquitous authorities? The race to the bottom of the discourse has been unhindered by consequence in novel, disregulated ways. It was a choice that Candace Owens became a public health authority.

https://thebaffler.com/salvos/we-used-to-read-things-in-this-country-mccormack

We Used to Read Things in This Country | Noah McCormack
The Baffler

We Used to Read Things in This Country | Noah McCormack

Technology changes us—and it is currently changing us for the worse.

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josh buermann @buermann@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@fazalmajid@social.vivaldi.net @codinghorror@infosec.exchange public choice theory is a classic example of psychological projection
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josh buermann @buermann@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

An incomplete catalog of Trump's projects to turn Washington DC back into a swamp.

https://www.readtangle.com/the-everything-everywhere-all-at-once-corruption-story/

The everything, everywhere, all at once corruption story.
Tangle

The everything, everywhere, all at once corruption story.

I'm pleading with you to look at the president's self-dealing.

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josh buermann @buermann@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

"The 15 largest hospital systems charged an average of 282 percent more than the Medicare rate, the study found, resulting in $22 million in profit per hospital per year."

https://prospect.org/2026/05/08/corporate-hospitals-bilking-americans-gop-destroys-health-care/

Corporate Hospitals Bilking Americans as GOP Destroys Health Care - The American Prospect
The American Prospect

Corporate Hospitals Bilking Americans as GOP Destroys Health Care - The American Prospect

Patients are caught in the middle of a corporate money grab and lawmakers who refuse to regulate.

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josh buermann @buermann@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

mar-a-lago face is for masking the ideological inbreeding of the master race

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josh buermann @buermann@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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Generating flimsy pretexts for wars from chatbot hallucinations is a more humane way to start them than torturing guys like Ali al-Fakheri until they tell you what you want to hear. The suffering aside the processes are otherwise indistinguishable.
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josh buermann @buermann@mastodon.social
· 1mo ago
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America bombed a wedding in Bal Khel, east of Khost, in May 2002. https://www.theage.com.au/world/us-plane-bombs-afghan-wedding-20020518-gdu7td.html
theage.com.au

US plane bombs Afghan wedding

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josh buermann @buermann@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

The lab leakers are such vindictive blockheads.

https://www.science.org/content/article/guns-and-bulletproof-vests-how-federal-agents-arrested-fauci-aide

Guns and bulletproof vests: How federal agents arrested Fauci aide
science.org

Guns and bulletproof vests: How federal agents arrested Fauci aide

David Morens, 78, was stripped and handcuffed for email violations

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josh buermann @buermann@mastodon.social
· 37mo ago
Replying to
@mike805@noc.social @GeraldKutney@noc.social What about the phrase "while climate change is an important factor affecting wildfires over many parts of the world, it isn’t close to the only factor" sounds like "climate change isn't important" to you? Why do you think the decline in tree ring widths in regions plaugued by acid rain in the industrial era should be kept in the proxy record?
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josh buermann @buermann@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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"Garlasco... recommended 50 strikes on senior Iraqi leadership... None of the 50 killed its intended target. Two weeks after the invasion, Garlasco left the Pentagon for Human Rights Watch, went to Iraq, and stood in the crater of a strike he had targeted himself. “These aren’t just nameless, faceless targets,” he said later. “This is a place where people are going to feel ramifications for a long time.”" https://www.theguardian.com/news/2026/mar/26/ai-got-the-blame-for-the-iran-school-bombing-the-truth-is-far-more-worrying
AI got the blame for the Iran school bombing. The truth is far more worrying
the Guardian

AI got the blame for the Iran school bombing. The truth is far more worrying

LLMs-gone-rogue dominated coverage, but had nothing to do with the targeting. Instead, it was choices made by human beings, over many years, that gave us this atrocity

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josh buermann @buermann@mastodon.social
· 1mo ago
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It is hard to find a copy of Anand Gopal's July 2009 report from Garloch village in Laghman province Afghanistan, but not as hard as it is to find Garloch, which no longer exists after America bombed a wedding party there and the survivors abandoned what was left of their homes for refugee camps. https://www.thefreelibrary.com/Uprooting+an+Afghan+Village.-a0201994097 https://reliefweb.int/report/afghanistan/afghan-civilians-said-killed-us-led-air-raid
thefreelibrary.com
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josh buermann @buermann@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

"The Trump team said the economy was in a secret recession because it was dependent on health care jobs. Stephen Miran of the CEA and Secretary Bessent argued at the beginning of 2025 that “73% of all jobs created [during the Biden years] were due to government-adjacent sectors like [...] education and health care"... during the first 10 months of their administration... private education and health services were responsible for a comical 255% of all job growth."

https://newsletter.mikekonczal.com/p/the-irony-of-a-jobs-pickup-that-ends

The Irony of a Jobs Pickup That Lands Right Where It Started
newsletter.mikekonczal.com

The Irony of a Jobs Pickup That Lands Right Where It Started

And what tariffs and immigration have to do with it.

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josh buermann @buermann@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@lerxst@az.social Looking forward to being reparented by an amateur taxidermist's hood ornament whale carcass this summer, myself.
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josh buermann @buermann@mastodon.social
· 1mo ago
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Was the July 2002 Urzurgan wedding bombing America's first? Mukaradeeb in 2004; Haska Meyna and Wech Baghtu in 2008; the Radda wedding convoy bombing in 2013... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uruzgan_wedding_bombing
en.wikipedia.org

Uruzgan wedding bombing - Wikipedia

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