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@SK1ZM@nicecrew.digital Holy fuck this hurts.
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90% rambling, like going on about that one time that this guy....
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Oh God, what am I doing?:
I am not good with computers.
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@prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer @monkey@brain.worm.pink Faygo.... rice?
*click*
....
Oh, it's Uwo. Seems on brand for him. Has he found a way to incorporate dozens/hundreds of cigarettes, explosives, energy drinks, or gas station dick pills in to the rice?
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I need this patch...
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Oh man, I haven't seen anyone mention Machinae Supremacy in quite a while. Noy0t since Jets n Guns was popular.... Or JnG 2, which was not.
Think I'll put on some of the JnG1 soundtrack for my boys tomorrow. They like high energy music.
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@Tony@clew.lol @Xenophon@nicecrew.digital I keep seeing good thing about X4. I suppose I should get it some day.
Does it do traditional saves, as in I can save, shoot all my allies, fly in to the sun, and load with no ill effects?
Sometimes I just want to play Elite again and fuck about like that, but the grind (and online only saves) prevent it
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Some actually made the glow blue. He did his homework.
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Good. Keeps them from going somewhere I'd actually want to go.
''I thought you said never cross the memes!''
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Or it's already filled with someone else's child
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If she wasn't a harlot showing undergarments she'd still be a marriable virgin.
We used to shame strumpets and loose women, and for good reason.
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Oh, did that key-jangle finally occur?
Where's my mass deportations?
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Took my boys for late night pizza. They had a blast.
Hit a petting zoo earlier. Also fun.
Who knew by ''reform" he meant ''reform them in to pavement"?
RT: https://poa.st/objects/422f68f4-50df-4567-b8ce-cd8d291c48cb
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@mushroom_soup@poa.st @poastoak@poa.st Also had to take an earlier GF to get things removed from her cervix. Twice. She was bouncing on me both times and we didn't know it was a problem until the next day.
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There were some losers who got locked in their cages because their.... wifi chastity cages were hacked.
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@deprecated_ii@poa.st A fuckin' nerd with a new gas can.
WHERE'S YOUR NEW GAS CAN, PEASANT?
Ah hell, it is June, isn't it?
It's not that I want to put my dick in a woman, they just happen to be the only ones with vaginas.
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I hate this post almost as much as you hate PA.
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Speaking of stuff I haven't heard of in a dog's age....
I.... yeah.
I kinda want to go make an OnlyFans account, go to some streamer's channel, ask what kind of video I can get for $100, and when she says ''Anything.", ask her for a video of her having a healthy relationship with her father.
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@Grumblesock@clew.lol @madison@nicecrew.digital Buddy if mine's left handed and we both like it fine. It's why I asked.
I've never seen one of those tattoos with more than five, maybe six digits, but that's none of my business. ☕
Please help spread awareness.
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@mushroom_soup@poa.st @poastoak@poa.st Suuuure he did.
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@wishgranter14@poa.st Tribal infighting.
Laura Loomer, aka Tires, aka Saw Face ratted him out.
And say what you will about him, but he can organize a good party. Or at least, he could like 10-12 years ago. Dunno about these days.
My children are running back and forth across the house shouting ''anti missile finger!'' and I have no idea what that's referencing, if anything.
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Physique is hot only after the relationship is established, before that it seems like it's offputting
So, kinda like telling a woman how the world works. You've got to (almost?) put a ring on it before you start dropping truth bombs.
Think that meme of ''well, there won't be a second date, but at least now she knows who is really responsible for the state of the world" or something like that.
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@prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer I've been lpokong for a bigger place lately.
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@Waldbrand@poa.st Froot. Cheaters deserve the rope.
Pippa now as opposed to when she was at leaat pretend edgy.
Whatever name and model Gura went to in an attempt to court the loli enthusiasts.
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Is one on the left supposed to be a chick? I thought it was supposed to be some loser trying to hit on a mom while the dad wasn't around.
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100% accurate and I will be showing this to a buddy I was AF Satcom with back in the day.
He's either going to be greatly amused or have horrific flashbacks. There will he no middle ground.
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@s2208@nicecrew.digital @ThePoastmasterGeneral@nicecrew.digital Why? You can tell they're here from the micro earthquakes.
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@madison@nicecrew.digital @Grumblesock@clew.lol Mayo's good.
Are you left handed by any chance?
Do you like Miracle Whip?
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What the fuck? What the FUCK is THAT?
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Protomen is good shit. Their album ''The Coverup" is awesome covers, as the name implies.
''THERE'S NO EASY WAY OU-OU-OUT!''
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@mushroom_soup@poa.st @poastoak@poa.st I had a GF several years back whose doctor told her to yell at me to stop pounding her so hard because I was bruising her cervix.
Many of those impacts came from her being on top.
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Ah, she can have some nice slippers, as a treat. She's had a hard life.
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@prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer I should probably set up some XMPP client so I can chat with you lot more.
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@DigitalYankee@nicecrew.digital If you pull it and let it sit for a while it might reset.
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@xaetacore@neondystopia.world @buckwheat@neondystopia.world @Meetthesandvich@neondystopia.world Ever get a pain in a specific spot in your gut after eating certain foods, especially spicy stuff? Might be diverticulitis. Do not recommend.
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@Elliptica@poa.st @deprecated_ii@poa.st The laat sentence literally says they sent him one.
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@lain@lain.com @mono@shitposter.world LA already had ''HELP'' ''HELP'' ''TRAFFICO'' etc on their satellite view map a while back near some railyard.
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@KidKnievel@nicecrew.digital @jb@nicecrew.digital @Sideshow_Jane@poa.st Well, now I have that song in my head.
Your drug is a heart-breaker....
That's it, everyone. Internet's over. We all died after reading this.
