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perhaps there's a good cask of Amontillado in here somewhere #monsterdon
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that is an alarm, not a booby trap #monsterdon
bats don't use vision so they don't know about shadows #monsterdon
oops he does have fingers as it turns out #monsterdon
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Me: I'll just start the dishwasher and then go to bed, so it'll be done in the morning
Also me 20 minutes later brushing my teeth: WHAT IS THAT NOISE WHO IS BREAKING INTO MY HOUSE
I think this one is better actually #monsterdon
this is why they choose the bear #monsterdon
"I keep rewriting the dialogue for the this scene over and over and it's just crap, I'm totally stuck"
"it's cool we'll just put a helicopter over it. ACTION!"
#monsterdon
it's the sea peoples!! #monsterdon
"oh no, where's 'e gon?" #monsterdon
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@neatnik@social.lol you're right about how bad it is, but what are we supposed to do about it if we were to take it seriously?
"Something's going on!" in this movie? doubtful #monsterdon
flashback to 25 years ago with the exact same actors and the exact same makeup #monsterdon
didn't expect the ethics of scientists working in the military-industrial complex to show up in this B movie #monsterdon
it'll take too long to explain? I think you've got a while, mate #monsterdon
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@lcamtuf@infosec.exchange I'm a white hat insight and humor researcher. Can I get private access to the original toot if I pinky promise not to share it?
I thought she was supposed to be naked #monsterdon
that tiny little skin of gunpowder is actually a bag of holding, you see #monsterdon
"but he's green!" okay, racist #monsterdon
lol the mannequin closeup #monsterdon
ultraman's like "nah sorry my battery is low, y'all got the rest of this fight" #monsterdon
thought the green man could talk to anything? maybe only fully living beings? #monsterdon
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@nev@status.nevillepark.ca somehow, it remains true that every single #monsterdon is The Magnetic Monster
they're both in love with all these idiots getting bitten by giant jellyfish #monsterdon
he said the magic word #monsterdon
narrator: actually the end of DMK had occurred a few hours prior #monsterdon
it's good a thing that none of the invisible systems like electricity, sewers, and food distribution rely on humans to maintain them #monsterdon
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@srol@mellified.men yeah, I really thought "something fell on me while I was investigating the radio" was going to come back later in the plot as a deliberate attempt on his life by Egon. Maybe that was actually supposed to be implied even though they never mentioned it again? #monsterdon
of course he's both the doctor and the coroner #monsterdon
oh we got an aerialist #monsterdon
priceless #monsterdon
once again I have set the laundry to be done exactly at the start of #monsterdon 
finish your tea I definitely didn't spike it #monsterdon
mechanical advantage has not been invented here #monsterdon
I found the one place in this universe where I know there's a video feed to the lab, so let's have sex right here #monsterdon
married the secretary eh #monsterdon
and they fucked off into the reverse isekai machine #monsterdon
I can see Kleelly now... #monsterdon
Don't Look Up #monsterdon
we've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas #monsterdon
oh good it's another Moaning Scene #monsterdon
"more than 20 years" so approximately 25 years like you said ten seconds ago or? #monsterdon
wait why did they split them up? #monsterdon
"we'll never get in" he says looking at the big metal gate surrounded by little wooden fences #monsterdon