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@Wiz@tsundere.love WOAH SSEEEG-
>step-sister
Eww, don't you know it's only hot when they are blood-related?
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Kerosene - Most Raped Kikeslave and Femslop Gamer
@Kerosene@detroitriotcity.com
akkoma 3.20.0-0-g98fcccc--stable-
For a healthy life a man must keep a balance between effortposting and shitposting.
Permanently out of my element :donnie:
I HATE "HAPPY" BY PHARRELL WILLIAMS
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English / Español / Can somewhat understand other languages.
Other ways to contact me (sure to reply within 50 thousand business days):
Nostr:
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OLD FEDI ALT: https://fsebugoutzone.org/kerosene
Permanently out of my element :donnie:
I HATE "HAPPY" BY PHARRELL WILLIAMS
I HATE "HAPPY" BY PHARRELL WILLIAMS
I HATE "HAPPY" BY PHARRELL WILLIAMS
I HATE "HAPPY" BY PHARRELL WILLIAMS
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MS I HATE "HAPPY" BY PHARRELL WILLIA
AMS I HATE "HAPPY" BY PHARRELL WILLI
IAMS I HATE "HAPPY" BY PHARRELL WILL
LIAMS I HATE "HAPPY" BY PHARRELL WIL
LLIAMS I HATE "HAPPY" BY PHARRELL WI
English / Español / Can somewhat understand other languages.
Other ways to contact me (sure to reply within 50 thousand business days):
Nostr:
npub164lfv2ulgzs6qp3cgtfup92p4pa77t5upa2q9a6xx7mwnls2tlzqy3ufjv
Session:
05b8d4b93689e7743b4d6147729df48f495ae48989b95f9db26c46e17d2a8e7006
SimpleX:
https://smp11.simplex.im/a#sBDGKvGG8h76MARr3UaAVuzfuYKyQaFNNbsBSM9t4EI
OLD FEDI ALT: https://fsebugoutzone.org/kerosene
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@Momther@merovingian.club @HotTubUnc@nicecrew.digital There was this REALLY sexy hag teacher I had back in the day. She could have molested me but instead she decided to ruin my life.
Actually, Rent A Girlfriend is just a very subtle allegory for home ownership. Even after spending 250k on it and deluding yourself, it still won't be yours (you are The Raped).
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@PanzerTan@poa.st Average fedi user in public 
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@VD15@pl.valkyrie.world @themilkman@shitposter.world >woman doesn't reciprocate his love
>he accepts it
We must cull the fake rapists around here.
When you wipe, you die. #never_wipe
>dirty
>sleep-deprived
>insane
>smelly
>basement-dwelling
>pervert
>literally retarded
Eww
>also a girl
Damn, wife material.
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@VD15@pl.valkyrie.world @cdlp@clubcyberia.co @phnt@fluffytail.org @Waldbrand@poa.st @WoodshopHandman@poa.st Alright, that isn't nearly as bad as I thought, but given the name I was expecting some shit like drunk_skrillex_molesting_dolphin_earrape_edit.mp3
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@bleedingphoenix@wolfgirl.bar Drained from too much work, or too much 
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@wertimer@clubcyberia.co @Flanker@decayable.ink It's called piss.
How long until x86 games start getting their own "recompilation" projects and get ported to ARM natively 
Higher chances at successfully pairing two devices via bluetooth than at finding a wife (lower than zero).
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@RehnyNytes256@shota.house @yamiaiska@detroitriotcity.com Actually femslop is a cornerstone genre. t. femslop enthusiast
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@BrazilianContrarian@poa.st finally blacks vs blacks :thasrite:
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@Fullmetal2255@shitposter.world Gwen sex
I'm reading about alternative optical media that never became popular, and I feel like something important was lost to the Flash storage jew 
Lots of people sleeping well... not anymore
*magically turns both sides of the pillow warm*
Fuck you.
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@RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co And I imagine it's set up and administered by a woman, right? (having a man do the whole technical work for them would be just too funny) so props to the foids for having 'puter skillz.
I believe in tickle-down economics.
>erm, don't you mean trickle-down?
No.
*tickles you down there and gives you 10 dollars*
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Drank so much water that I'm feeling sick now. Fuck this shit man and all of you niggas who told me to stay hydrated.
Faggot devs lose their jobs, God laughs 
Man I miss Obama's presidency. His name just has this ring to it that feels really nice when you yell it and blame him for every inconvenience.
@ShadowBroker@nicecrew.digital has been practicing his graffiti.
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@redneonglow@detroitriotcity.com @Omega_Variant@nicecrew.digital @Dudebro@nicecrew.digital @MaleGoddess@poa.st @bronze@pl.kitsunemimi.club @fwc@0.5dollah.click It's when you want to fuck a telly. UOOHHH bratty 4K 60 inch display 
I wonder what happened to that painting of Big Pig and if it has already been used by some drug lord to launder money.
Inventing a fictional language for my book with the only purpose of making it so canonically "Good morning" and "I like penis" are spelled differently but are pronounced the same.
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You can't truly wrap your mind around right-wing thought unless you have played Wii Sports.
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@deprecated_ii@poa.st Literally me 
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PSPThat's it, I'm doing it
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@quad@akko.quad.moe I already have an original DS Lite (and like its compact size), but I see this as a great option for those who don't have one and would like to get something that stays true to the original console. I at least would love to have an analogue stick while playing Super Mario 64 DS 
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@milk@poa.st @Wormwood@poa.st I DON'T
(locked for necroposting)
When your height is low enough, you gain the much rarer "manlet chill", turning you into a hobbit (literally me).
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@VD15@pl.valkyrie.world This can't be real 
If you do this to a jewish child, the demonic energy contained in his nose is removed and his soul is restored.
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@Tony@clew.lol Hell yeah, at least cats let you carry them without complaining (this is actually a lie)
Please don't post memes about games I haven't played, I don't get them.
Damn, posting with one hand is difficult.
Don't worry, I'm not masturbating, just driving.
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@creamqueen@clubcyberia.co "Wow you're good at this, you should monetize your hobby!" is the kind of advice I sometimes get from people who don't get that the point of a hobby is that it's not work 
When I'm fucking a robot girl and my Solid Snake gets caught in her Metal Gears.
you know, when I see so many of us immediately clicking on a link where an AI tells us about ourselves, I realize we're not so different from the Tumblrettes who spend their days clicking on surveys to find out which flavor of pizza they are. We should set aside our difference and engage in animalistic breeding.
Hey, anon.
*sits down and watches you play without your consent*
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@Azur_Fenix@detroitriotcity.com @Terry@poa.st Fascism is when sports-loving tomboys have a delicious swimsuit tan peeking through their clothes.
If my thoughts were audible, every time I came across one of my cats there would be a loudspeaker yelling
"FAT FUCK ALERT 
FAT FUCK ALERT FAT FUCK ALERT 
"
FAT FUCK ALERT FAT FUCK ALERT "
