mastodon 4.7.2Yes I love horror movies. I'm also looking to promote my TikTok account where I do cosplay and story creation. I'm a member of the Fang Fam.
@jamijoannerussell@www.tiktok.com
Oh sure, you say you want a woman with "old fashioned religious values" but when I say we should put pedophiles inside a wickerman and burn them to ensure a good harvest suddenly I'm "Satanic" and "too woke" for you.
#religion #givemethatoldtimereligion
So I did a thing -
https://archiveofourown.org/works/81764626/chapters/215076626
Please be nice. I'm not a good writer but I had to get this out of my head.
#Baldurs_gate_3 #fanfic #ao3 #AO3fanfic #fanfiction #BG3Fanfiction #BG3 #selfinsert #BaldursGate3
The worse #BG3 #hottake I saw recently was someone saying #Astarion can't be a dark romance hero because he's "effeminate and wears perfume." Um, our beloved pansexual #vampire absolutely CAN be a dark hero. Dark hero does NOT equal toxic masculinity.
#BaldursGate3 #LarianStudios
#FridayTheThirteenth is almost over but before it is, have one of my favorite videos I made in my #PamelaVoorhees #cosplay
After uninstalling a bunch of programs that came with my laptop I never use, I was able to open #Baldurs_gate_3 without it crashing. So back to my lover boy, #Astarion
Gale Of Waterdeep: *breaths*
Me: "Shut up, Gale."
Astarion: *exists*
Me: "Take me, you sexy vampire."
#BaldursGate3
In honor of #daylightsavingstime I remind everyone of the classic #video My Cousin Oskaar.
https://youtu.be/q5q77MQzU2Q?si=vMXHYXPAjr1FuDby
On other sites to get #verification you pay a monthly subscription. On #TikTok it's free, but you need to apply to be approved. One of the requirements is 4 links to 4 different #interviews so who out there wants to interview a 49 year old #autistic #cosplayer who's special interest is vampire folklore? I want to see if TikTok will finally verify a cosplayer. So far, they've turned all cosplayers down who've applied.
Someone needs to take this song - https://youtu.be/ztZI2aLQ9Sw?si=I4wyJUN8C7GIaxQt - and rewrite it to be about ICE.
#FuckICE #AbolishICE #music
I.C.E. lives don't matter.
When I was 19 I dated a 25 year old man who would beat me for things like the fact I like Star Trek. He was a toxic Star Wars fan. Allowing #Astarion to ascend & watching him carve the same symbols in Cazador's back felt therapeutic. Like if I finally got to beat Kurt the way he used to beat me.
#Baldurs_gate_3
I know my friends told me not to so I could get the "good" ending, but I let #Astarion ascend so I could be his spawn. Sorry not sorry.
#Baldurs_gate_3
If #Baldurs_gate_3 could stop crashing every time I try to open it that would be great! And yes, I even tried uninstalling & reinstalling.
Remember, jerks who claim they're #alphamales are terrified of #vaccines so if you want to repel them, I have 2 shirts in my merch shop that will help.
https://www.bonfire.com/only-vaccinated-need-apply/
https://www.bonfire.com/vaccinated-is-so-hot/
A lot of behind the scenes effort went into this 15 second #TikTok so I hope I get way more views and likes than normal.
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8UBxvNW/
#IDontLikeThisRock #Dinosaurs #inflatabledinosaurcostume #trex #comedy
The song "Andrew In Drag" but it's Thrym singing about Thor in a wedding dress.
#randomthought #Thor #NorseMythology
If anyone wants to fund my #rocktumbling habit, I've added items to my #wishlist I'm especially running low on grit & polish. But I've got big #medicalbills to pay so I can't afford to buy any myself. Got to prioritize.
https://throne.com/jamijr
Every single time I say I hate Gale Of Waterdeep because, just like my mom, he talks WAY too much, I get told to romance him.
1: Why in the ever loving fuck would I romance someone, even a fictional character, who reminds me of my mom? 🤢🤢🤢🤢
2: He has a BEARD! 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 GROSS!
3: I am ONLY playing to romance Astarion! Vampires are WAY hotter than wizards!
#BaldursGate3
Imagine a live action #TheLastUnicorn movie co-directed by #GuillermodelToro and #TaikaWaititi.
I, personally, think it would be EPIC!
If a #cryptid is proven to be real does that mean they've been de-cryptid?
Imagine some Scientologists stumbling through a portal that leads them into Faerûn and they think a Mind Flayer is Xenu.....
#DND #DungeonsAndDragons
I wonder how each protagonist character in #BG3 would act during a Scientology Speed Run.
#BaldursGate3 #LarianStudios #Larian
Decided to make a video while setting my hair pitching a couple of #horrormovie #plots I have in hopes a #script #writer will write them & let me have 1% of the money made to help pay for my gallbladder surgery & maybe mom's cremation.
https://youtu.be/6pETczS40OA
