I’m getting an “owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome” vibe

I can’t tell if that’s the legit size of the hat, or, while still comically large… It’s been “enhanced” for extra humour (like kirks small face edits). Like the internal rim that should sit on her head looks too wide to r free sitting on her head the way it is

ಠ_ಠ

You can clean them?!?

Not necessarily, have you ever tried to eat a fleshlight? Doesn’t work. Have you ever tried to eat a rotisserie chicken? Delicious. Who cares if it’s filled with the cum of my past 6 ejaculations. Plus you can make some tasty broth with the bones after. Oh and one more thing, why is a rotisserie chicken ten dollars at the grocery store but the raw uncooked ones are like 14 dollars? Is the discount because I’ve already ejaculated into it 6 times before I even bought it? What a deal!

Also, who can afford a Zendaya in THIS economy?? Disclaimer: just being silly, no actual objectification of or disrespect towards Zendaya intended

Rotisserie chickens are pretty cheap, the hat might be thrifted, and the movie might be a matinee

Future is made of it, after all.

One of my favorite music videos.

Yeah, that’s right. Turd Ferguson. It’s a funny name.

Is that the pedo-finder general?

In what way does this relate to Hasidic Jews

Do you think a group can claim a monopoly on large hats because you are a supremacist, or some other reason?

Her name is Zendaya.