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Kairos

@LodeMike@lemmy.today · Feb 08

Literally 1984

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MumboJumbo

@MumboJumbo@lemmy.world · Feb 08

Don't do it kids! That earned me a leash!

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QuinnyCoded

@QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · Feb 08

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「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」(old account, migrated to Piefed)

@DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works · Feb 09

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No joke, I remember my parents installing "child safety locks" on the apartment door and it can lock from the outside by turning the key a certain way... cuz sometimes me and my older brother was at home and no adults with us, so they had to lock the door from the outside to prevent us from running away... I think this lock was installed after my running away incident...

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Skullgrid

@Skullgrid@lemmy.world · Feb 09

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Oh god, it all adds up. They were put on leashes as kids, now they want to be treated like dogs

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shneancy

@shneancy@lemmy.world · Feb 08

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strange thing to hear from the mimecraft youtuber MumboJumbo (idc if you are him or not, i read this comment in his voice and this is the reality i choose to believe in)

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Jakeroxs

@Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works · Feb 08

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Chuffed to bits

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Makeitstop

@Makeitstop@lemmy.world · Feb 08

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I prefer to hear it coming from the Banjo-Kazooie character.

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Someonelol

@Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com · Feb 09

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Those couldn't hold me. I'd just unlock it and attach it to a nearby pole and sneak away. The tension from the pole usually bought me about a minute.

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Lexam

@Lexam@lemmy.world · Feb 08

My Mom did not give a fuck! We lived in a small town and could walk home if we weren't with her when she left.

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Midnight Wolf

@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · Feb 08

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Stay in the store, overnight, raid the staff fridge, fall asleep on a mound of pillows, hide again before the store opens, casually leave as they open, repeat for a couple of days.

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Peppycito

@Peppycito@sh.itjust.works · Feb 08

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Watch out when the mannequins come to life

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DrinkMonkey

@DrinkMonkey@lemmy.ca · Feb 08

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Sam Crenshaw would probably narc on you tho

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Peppycito

@Peppycito@sh.itjust.works · Feb 08

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Fuck that guy. ACAB

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UltraMagnus0001

@UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world · Feb 09

My kid did this and scared the shit out of us. The whole store was looking. This meme was posted in our family group chat.

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Formfiller

@Formfiller@lemmy.world · Feb 08

Yep I remember doing this to my grandma

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「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」(old account, migrated to Piefed)

@DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works · Feb 09

Me in the mid 2000s running away from home and my mom had m the police searching for me...

(context: older brother was abusibe and chased me around the house to fight me and I got scared and so I ran)

This was Guangzhou, China...

my mom later told me about the supposed widespread kidnappings throught the country and said I could've been kidnapped...

I still have trauma from that day. 🫠

Oh yea I remember my parents installed those child safety lock thing that can allow you to lock the apartment door from the outside with the key... so that we can't run away when no adults are at home... Fire Hazard wtf...

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RestrictedAccount

@RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world · Feb 09

Me in 1984 working at K-Mart cleaning the crap off the floor from the middle of those fixtures where you were hiding.

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Kowowow

@Kowowow@lemmy.ca · Feb 08

Did something similar once hiding in my little brothers carseat with a blanket covering me just right I guess to be very well hidden

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PopcornPrincess

@PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world · Feb 08

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Don’t leave us hanging… Did she find you, or are you still in your brother’s car seat?

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Kowowow

@Kowowow@lemmy.ca · Feb 08

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I popped out once she started freaking out

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smh

@smh@slrpnk.net · Feb 09

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My parents were checking out the building site for our new house in the woods and I got bored/tired and went back to the car to nap. They looked everywhere for me and I was just safe asleep.

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Lena

@lena@gregtech.eu · Feb 08

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