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<p>Low Quality Facts written in arguably lower quality handwriting.</p>

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    That&#39;s reasonable.

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    Tonight&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Burning Earth Holographic Sticker. I can&#39;t believe some people are actually dumb enough to believe that climate change is real just because it has been &quot;mathematically proven&quot; by &quot;every credible scientist&quot; who has done &quot;extensive research&quot;. https://collabs.shop/bkqnjz

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    I know I do.

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    Tough crowd.

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    Today&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Sarcophagus Pin. *Warning: Any sarcophagus you open might not feature an attractive barely clothed woman and may instead contain a rotting bundle of decomposing flesh. https://collabs.shop/sil2yt

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    I wonder if he used AI to write it.

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    I don&#39;t think people understand how much a trillion dollars is. If you made $1,000 a day it would take you 2,740 years to make a billion dollars. But if you made a trillion dollars an hour, it would only take you one hour to become a trillionaire. Insane.

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    It&#39;s literally the strongest medicine.

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    Tonight&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for &quot;Everything Is A Conspiracy When You Don&#39;t Understand How Anything Works&quot; Tote Bag. Haha very true. Unless it&#39;s my conspiracy theory that geometry is a hoax created by the government to sell more rectangles. Anyone who disagrees is an idiot. https://collabs.shop/tkhfuz

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    We made a comic about sea shells.

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    A staggering 9 out of 10 people suffer from this.

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    We don&#39;t talk enough about the taxonomic class wealth divide. Of the 3,428 billlionaires in the world, 100% of them are mammals. Not a SINGLE reptile billionaire. Disgusting.

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    I&#39;m sick of all the negativity on here, so today&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this inspirational Skull Pin. I don&#39;t know about you guys, but I really needed to see this today. https://collabs.shop/9w7u4d

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    I&#39;m surprised that so many people don&#39;t know this.

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    That&#39;s why old people have such thick mustaches.

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    Tonight&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Cat Bat Blanket. I know the Cat Bat is adorable, but please do not try to breed one at home. I don&#39;t know if it&#39;s illegal, but at the very least it is a crime against nature. https://collabs.shop/fb9dmf

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    I love Keanu Reeves.

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    Nature is crazy.

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    Wow, I never knew that.

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    Today&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Mood Indicator Pin. It can spin to display different moods. But let&#39;s be real, it doesn&#39;t need to. This is exactly how you&#39;re feeling. https://collabs.shop/obneny

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    I love owls.

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    All true superhero fans know this.

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    That blows my mind.

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    Tonight&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Halloween Felting Kit. They estimate these will take you two hours each to make. Or if you&#39;re artistically challenged like myself, two months. https://collabs.shop/jvw7em

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    We made a comic about the Teletubbies.

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    Camels are so greedy.

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    Tonight&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Adopt A Familiar Shirt. When I say &quot;Adopt, don&#39;t shop.&quot; I am not talking about some run of the mill golden retriever. Please adopt a raven who was abandoned after it told its previous owner how they will die. https://collabs.shop/w4ybr3

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    I love Pedro Pascal.

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    That&#39;s fair.

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    Today&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Cowboy Boots Cat Pin. This is why you should always check your boots before putting them on. There could be a cat snoozing in there. Even if you don&#39;t have a cat, they&#39;ll still find a way. https://collabs.shop/hxeudj