Low Quality Facts
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<p>Low Quality Facts written in arguably lower quality handwriting.</p>
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That's reasonable.
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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Burning Earth Holographic Sticker. I can't believe some people are actually dumb enough to believe that climate change is real just because it has been "mathematically proven" by "every credible scientist" who has done "extensive research". https://collabs.shop/bkqnjz
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I know I do.
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Tough crowd.
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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Sarcophagus Pin. *Warning: Any sarcophagus you open might not feature an attractive barely clothed woman and may instead contain a rotting bundle of decomposing flesh. https://collabs.shop/sil2yt
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I wonder if he used AI to write it.
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I don't think people understand how much a trillion dollars is. If you made $1,000 a day it would take you 2,740 years to make a billion dollars. But if you made a trillion dollars an hour, it would only take you one hour to become a trillionaire. Insane.
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It's literally the strongest medicine.
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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for "Everything Is A Conspiracy When You Don't Understand How Anything Works" Tote Bag. Haha very true. Unless it's my conspiracy theory that geometry is a hoax created by the government to sell more rectangles. Anyone who disagrees is an idiot. https://collabs.shop/tkhfuz
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We made a comic about sea shells.
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A staggering 9 out of 10 people suffer from this.
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We don't talk enough about the taxonomic class wealth divide. Of the 3,428 billlionaires in the world, 100% of them are mammals. Not a SINGLE reptile billionaire. Disgusting.
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I'm sick of all the negativity on here, so today's Low Quality Ad is for this inspirational Skull Pin. I don't know about you guys, but I really needed to see this today. https://collabs.shop/9w7u4d
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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
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That's why old people have such thick mustaches.
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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Cat Bat Blanket. I know the Cat Bat is adorable, but please do not try to breed one at home. I don't know if it's illegal, but at the very least it is a crime against nature. https://collabs.shop/fb9dmf
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I love Keanu Reeves.
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Nature is crazy.
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Wow, I never knew that.
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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Mood Indicator Pin. It can spin to display different moods. But let's be real, it doesn't need to. This is exactly how you're feeling. https://collabs.shop/obneny
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I love owls.
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All true superhero fans know this.
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That blows my mind.
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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Halloween Felting Kit. They estimate these will take you two hours each to make. Or if you're artistically challenged like myself, two months. https://collabs.shop/jvw7em
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We made a comic about the Teletubbies.
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Camels are so greedy.
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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Adopt A Familiar Shirt. When I say "Adopt, don't shop." I am not talking about some run of the mill golden retriever. Please adopt a raven who was abandoned after it told its previous owner how they will die. https://collabs.shop/w4ybr3
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I love Pedro Pascal.
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That's fair.
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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Cowboy Boots Cat Pin. This is why you should always check your boots before putting them on. There could be a cat snoozing in there. Even if you don't have a cat, they'll still find a way. https://collabs.shop/hxeudj