2026-10-28 15:40 UTC
Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Sarcophagus Pin.
*Warning: Any sarcophagus you open might not feature an attractive barely clothed woman and may instead contain a rotting bundle of decomposing flesh.
https://collabs.shop/sil2yt
Replies (4)
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@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social 2026-10-28 16:15
Best of luck to the archeologist who opened up this sarcophagus and has to explain his findings to his wife.
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@Perrin42@mastodon.social 2026-10-28 16:33
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social "...Mummy?" "Sorry dear, I was waiting for Daddy."
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@clayfoot@mastodon.social 2026-10-28 18:45
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social Wow way to throw necrophiliacs under the bus. Who says a loving relationship has to be with the living?
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@RustyRing@mastodon.scot 2026-10-29 23:03
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social Or more commonly, a bundle of pumpkin-spice human jerky.