Post by @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

2026-10-27 21:30 UTC

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for "Everything Is A Conspiracy When You Don't Understand How Anything Works" Tote Bag. Haha very true. Unless it's my conspiracy theory that geometry is a hoax created by the government to sell more rectangles. Anyone who disagrees is an idiot. https://collabs.shop/tkhfuz

Replies (8)

@superflippy@mastodon.xyz 2026-10-27 21:31

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social If you’re not too picky, I know where you can get parallelograms cheap.

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@SvenGeier@mathstodon.xyz 2026-10-27 21:36

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social Rectangles? You still believe in rectangles?

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@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social 2026-10-27 22:00

I am disappointed but not surprised to learn that many of you are in big Geometry's pocket.

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@dereel@mastodon.social 2026-10-27 22:30

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social https://www.euclidea.xyz/ I liked this game. Coincidence? Make your own mind....

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@R_Wheeler@mastodon.social 2026-10-28 00:17

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social I ordered the bumper magnet version!

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@KanawhaCountyWX@mastodon.social 2026-10-28 00:27

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social Honestly if this were a t-shirt I'd buy it.

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@bzdev@fosstodon.org 2026-10-28 01:02

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social Set up a poll to see the fraction of the population that thinks that conspiracy theory is true. Also ask if they are MAGA types. The result of such a poll may explain a lot, even though the explanation might make most of us hold our heads.

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@RevPudDudley@mas.to 2026-10-28 02:28

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social Square biz ! the Pentagon is triangulating on you right now

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