2026-07-24 00:14 UTC
Real Estate Agent: "You'll get access tomorrow after all the paperwork is filed with the county"
Me:
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@Tony@clew.lol 2026-07-24 05:20
@r000t@ligma.pro I’ve always wanted a lock lick
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@r000t@ligma.pro 2026-07-24 05:13
Also when I started picking locks a decade ago, I had vastly overestimated how risky it is. People basically don't care. You don't need to hide it or nothing. People just don't wanna get involved. I once had to pick the lock to a server room at Walmart. The night staff was cheering me on instead of asking why the hell some dude in sweatpants and a hoodie was breaking into where they keep all the sensitive shit that handles money.