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Tony@clew.lol

<a href="http://Clew.lol">Clew.lol</a> is the only fediverse instance with its own data aggregation software and built-in database.<br/><br/>- Actually Tony<br/>- pronouns short/king<br/>- Business owner (<a href="http://clew.business">clew.business</a>) <br/>- Professional Scraper (probably has your email)<br/>- *former* Tax avoidant enthusiast<br/>- enemy number 1 of the DMV<br/>- Zoning rule disrespector <br/>- Pirate Enjoyer <br/>- reads a lot <br/>- Lift things up and put them down<br/>- Cat appreciator <br/>- You should stop using windows, it&#39;s malware<br/>- pronouns: short/king <br/><br/>Shitposting: <br/><br/>In Internet culture, shitposting, trashposting, or funposting is the act of using an online forum or social media page to post content that is satirical and of &quot;aggr

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    wtf is this? random grafitti on the tl?

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    Clav cat

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    Clavcat doesn’t appreciate the support

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    “Maybe she’ll be good and just look outside…” *immediately gets stuck

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    Walking to grab some tobacco and see some like 6’ 5” dude crossing the street in front of me wearing a winter coat and walking all angry like. Big ass black dude, and he walks like 50ft in front of me mumbling out loud “FUCK YOU WANT NIGGA, CAP YO ASS WHERE YO GUN AT” And like, idk if he was talking to me or just chimpin out but smh. This is literally why we can’t have nice things

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    @dj@parcero.casa @SpectralActivity@annihilation.social @Lyx@cum.salon @Xenophon@nicecrew.digital @Jelqberg_Mcjelqstein@parcero.casa Idk, i don&#39;t have a clew. *shrugs

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    &quot;I&#39;m not gay bro, I didn&#39;t mean nuffin like dat to him&quot; Bro looks like a goddamn lilly pad

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    @theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe ngl, i followed for kitty

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    @leyonhjelm@fsebugoutzone.org @Soy_Magnus@detroitriotcity.com @CozyNCD@nicecrew.digital @matty@nicecrew.digital @tyler@nicecrew.digital @dj@parcero.casa @Superber@poa.st @Terry@poa.st @adequate@poa.st Tony thinks you care? about what? sorry you took so long to respond i forgot :blob_skeleton:

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    honestly, this new muslim arc is not cool man I liked milo yappapappaloppolous but now that he&#39;s muslim i&#39;m like &quot;ew gross&quot;

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    FOR ALL ANNI USERS WHO ARE HOMELESS GET A CLEW WHILE YOU WAIT

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    Mornings be like:

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    @dictatordave@poa.st @Evil_Bender@nicecrew.digital I mean, I already work a manual labor job so I already move 6-10 miles per day lol. And yah, i could get up at like 430am and go but I&#39;m not that motivated lol.

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    @egirlyuumimain@poa.st @Soy_Magnus@clew.lol I have actually seen each one of these things happen on a job site...

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    @Bulletsandbourbon@nicecrew.digital @Soy_Magnus@clew.lol yah, most people don&#39;t care. They&#39;re just like &quot;BUT THE TV TOLD ME....&quot; and i&#39;m like yah, frankly paint is paint. Like if you use behr vs sherwin will the average person notice a difference? no. lol

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    @Bulletsandbourbon@nicecrew.digital @Soy_Magnus@clew.lol Then you don&#39;t need revive. If you wanted to deck wash it you can, but not needed. Pressure washing MAYBE but if its not grey you may just open wood fibers for no reason. You can just hose it off or broom it to get dust/dirt off and stain it.

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    “Where are all the good men?” Average woman be like:

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    One of my favorite parts of getting home is opening the door and Bonny saying: MEOW MEOW MEOW and immediately starts rubbing up on me. Pro tip ladies -&gt; when your man gets home. Rub your face on him immediately.

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    $35 for a tote? wtf is this. It better tuck me into bed at night for that price.

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    Gonna go to Home Depot and try not to buy any tools Wish me luck

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    Holy shit i hate these women. &quot;I just wake up in the morning and post a selfie and make more than a brain surgeon&quot;

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    Gotta go fix that damn ceilng today. The most annoying part is I only have 24&quot; by 24&quot; sheetrock squares. My vehicle doesn&#39;t fit a 4&#39; by 8&#39; sheet. Which is by design. I specifically try not to take large sheet rock jobs... How much you wanna bet it didn’t leak over the weekend? The resident was throwing a fit Friday about it. It smelled like an attic and he claimed it made the room uninhabitable. But he was claiming before I cut the wet shit out that the “mold” was making...

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    @Jelqberg_Mcjelqstein@parcero.casa he came in last place obviously

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    aight youtube, i&#39;ll bite, tell me, why don&#39;t we eat hippo meat...

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    Women get so mad being called &quot;average&quot;

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    @mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click @EllisDee@wolfgirl.bar I really want to follow them for another 20 years. 53 year old tony wants to look at them and see what happens when they are 40 lol

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    Idk why, but this girl pisses me off alot. Idk what exactly it is...