2026-10-18 03:37 UTC
This is your annual reminder to get your suspicious moles checked out so that you can end up with a scar that looks like a gaping butthole but at least you won’t be dead from cancer.
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@Alice@beige.party 2026-10-18 03:38
The full story is that I first noticed the gross mole on my neck in the center photo and then a doctor was like "bruh, that looks sus AF" so they did a biopsy which features the photos on the left and then they were like "bad news, homie, it's cancerous" so then they gave me the option of a straight cut that would be like 3 inches long across my neck or the "pucker" option so of course I was like "give me the butthole, fam" so here we are.