2026-10-18 03:38 UTC
The full story is that I first noticed the gross mole on my neck in the center photo and then a doctor was like "bruh, that looks sus AF" so they did a biopsy which features the photos on the left and then they were like "bad news, homie, it's cancerous" so then they gave me the option of a straight cut that would be like 3 inches long across my neck or the "pucker" option so of course I was like "give me the butthole, fam" so here we are.
Replies (3)
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@Lazarou@mastodon.social 2026-10-18 03:40
@Alice@beige.party Choose Life Choose Neck Anus
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@sunumbral@beige.party 2026-10-18 03:51
@Alice@beige.party I was thinking about vaxes today, and how my smallpox scar is gone, and then I looked around, and most of my scars are gone, not sure how I feel about that.
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@pkprotoplasm@mastodon.social 2026-10-18 03:52
@Alice@beige.party do they have a way of making the butthole permanent? asking for a friend, you wouldn’t know him he’s in canada