Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈

Lazarou@mastodon.social

Husband to Rachel ( <a href="https://mastodon.social/@Rachey" class="u-url mention">@Rachey</a> ) <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Bisexual" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Bisexual</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Xennial" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Xennial</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Progressive" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Progressive</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Transhumanism" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Transhumanism</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Space" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Space</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/London" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag"

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RE: https://rssfeed.media/@abcfeeds/117515629520110565 "Can't stop, ...giant ball of eels gathering off the Australian coast, hurry!" #Monsterdon
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RE: https://mathstodon.xyz/@pbloem/117509349388658803 This is the horrifying reality of the Drone War, what we dismissed as 'just stuff happening in Ukraine' could be a very real threat to everyone #DroneWar
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Going to have to pass on Monsterdon tonight, got that pain in my side that'll I'll rather sleep off. Give my regards to Vincent! #Monsterdon
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Like Jump Calculations to the next star, I'm going to have crunch some numbers to see what time Monsterdon is on this Sunday as we fuck about with time this weekend on this island... #Monsterdon #DaylightSavings
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The Treasonous Paedophile the Americans chose to lead them, or failed to stop. Either way it's time Europe moved on. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/oct/22/donald-trump-ukraine-betrayal-putin-nato #Treason #Betrayal #GeoPolitics #Trump #Putin
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RE: https://socel.net/@robotwig/117468536240546670 #Monsterdon
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RE: https://mastox.eu/@mehdirhasan/117447430176912435 She's an attorney in the same way I'm astronaut. What is it with Fantasists and this White House? /s #KatieZacharia #WhiteHouse #Trump
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RE: https://infosec.exchange/@paco/117428853877090755 yayy! I win again! The throne of human skulls is mine for another week! #Monsterdon
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it's like an old PC revving up.... #Monsterdon
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I'm off to bed. they swap heads, don't they? #Monsterdon
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see? No way I'm being disintegrated to travel #Monsterdon
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teleport the cat, defy the laws of Mastodon #Monsterdon
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classic memory wipe... #Monsterdon
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"How long do flies live?" "What am I, Wikipedia?" #Monsterdon
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"Did you brother ever experiment with animals?" "No, he was never in the FBI" #Monsterdon
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I feel Vincent's pain at having to entertain a child for dinner, weird little bastards... #Monsterdon
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"you know how women are" says a 10 year old boy #Monsterdon
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The David Cronenberg remake of this was very different. A baboon hasn't exploded or anything.... #Monsterdon
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I am never stepping in a teleporter, I know the big secret about them.... #Monsterdon
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Not a bad prison cell for having just admitting to murdering your husband. Breakfast in bed... #Monsterdon
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love that antiquated display, with all the dials! #Monsterdon
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So much tea drinking tonight, such delicate cups... #Monsterdon
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"Stroke tonnage" 😉 #Monsterdon
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He knows his industrial presses... #Monsterdon #TheFly
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THE COP! #Monsterdon
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Tells the shit cop just to stay where he is, because he's useless #Monsterdon
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"Hi boss, yeah I fucked up, lol!" #Monsterdon
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My wife would love a house with so many secret passages and rooms. #Monsterdon
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That's so Vincent Price doing those wrestling moves #Monsterdon
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so many men creeping around this house... #Monsterdon