2026-09-24 11:54 UTC
Pro tip: they're not little, they're not green, and they're not men.
Unless cheap tequila is involved, in which case they're all three, and it's not an abduction; it's Saturday night. That missing time is now accounted for.
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@ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org 2026-09-24 12:02
@spaf@mstdn.social Tequila is often involved. Vodka is a close second.