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<p>I wrestle penguins and spiky fishes for a living. Very cranky old *nix geek with a beard. You know the type. (now, get off my lawn!).</p><p>&quot;I support transgender rights. Trans rights = human rights.&quot;</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/nobridge" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>nobridge</span></a><br /><a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/nobot" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>nobot</span></a><br /><a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/noai" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>noai</span></a></p>

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    No, Windows, I already have 3 screens, I just don&amp;#39;t need another desktop!!! Shut up about it already!!

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    - What&amp;#39;s for dinner? - DEATH BY SNU-SNU! - Yes, please! 🤤

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    🎤 Cherchez le garçon... 🎶

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    Headline on the Guardian: &amp;quot;Trump’s approval rating drops to 36% two weeks before midterms, poll finds&amp;quot; That&amp;#39;s still 36% too much.

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    Fun fact: I never ever used PHP. E V E R

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    Updated main PC to latest version. Now Gnome displays: not output device for audio. I am tired of this crap. Seriously. Either the laptop is falling apart or some crappy Linux went kablooey.

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    You may need to know that #OpenBSD has released today no less than 8 security patches for 7.9: 022: Update nsd(8) to version 4.15.2. 023: Update unbound(8) to version 1.26.1. 024: Fix a variety of bugs in libressl 025: An errant process could cause ps(1) to crash due to a buffer overflow in sysctl(2). 026: A reference counting bug could lead to use-after-free in the kernel. 1/2

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    Well well well... My problems are about to start, so to speak. Cc: @jolla@techhub.social

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    You can&#39;t spell Nazis without AI. Just saying.

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    Yeah, if the 3 IP addresses you have used to connect are in: - Croatia - Iraq - And China I am afraid I can&#39;t let you have an account on this server. Sorry, not sorry. #MastodonModeration

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    If all of you all (you know who you are) currently exploring #NetBSD (for, uh, reasons*) would donate a little bit of money to the NetBSD Foundation, I am sure that sad little gauge under the logo would look a lot better. https://www.netbsd.org/donations/#how-to-donate Because right now, it stands at about 12K out of a goal of 50K and it makes me sad. 😔 Donate! 💶 💵 💷 (* good reasons, I might add) :netbsd:

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    Headline in the guardian: &quot;If you build something vastly smarter than you, it better be on your side’: can we stop AI from deceiving us?&quot; Mate, AI is NOT smarter, it&#39;s just parroting what it has read elsewhere, calculating the most probable response to your input and consistently failing to provide correct replies. Because it&#39;s not intelligent at all. And it does not even have any process remotely looking like intelligence. AI is just a marketing term. Stop repeating the B...

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    And of course, FODMAP guts has decided to FODMAP extra hard tonight. Ah well... 😩

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    It&#39;s not (yet) the expected crash, but it certainly looks more and more like the beginning of the end: &gt; Dear reader, it blew up: https://edition.cnn.com/2026/07/31/business/situational-awareness-explained https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/companies/his-wedding-guests-were-arriving-just-as-his-45-billion-fund-was-falling-apart/ar-AA2997uK https://nypost.com/2026/08/01/business/nostradamus-of-ai-leopold-aschenbrenner-didnt-have-the-crystal-ball-seeing-hedge-fund-portfolio-dip-67/

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    I just discovered that the calming method I have been using for years has a name, and it&#39;s called &quot;box breathing&quot;.

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    Also: yes, I know that poor little machine is filthy. Cleaning will have to wait for tomorrow. 💻🤓

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    &quot;As the fight over AI data centers heats up, some polls have shown that AI is less popular with Americans than Immigration and Customs Enforcement.&quot; Now THAT takes some hard work! Congratulations to all involved. From: Terrified Tech Execs Are Traveling With Armed Bodyguards as AI Backlash Grows https://www.yahoo.com/news/politics/articles/terrified-tech-execs-traveling-armed-195630019.html

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    Me in front of the world cup final game.

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    Oh. That explains a lot. Let&#39;s hope that&#39;s its final form. Great Northern Kaiju or something. (Source: https://slrpnk.net/post/40463796 )

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    I have come to hate the term &#39;AI&#39;. I hate it because AI does not exist. Just because you have an automated parrot on your computer does not make that machine &#39;intelligent&#39;. Even if you have 10000 computers running the same software, those machines are not &#39;intelligent&#39;. What you have is a poor statistical model. So, stop using &#39;AI&#39;. This term is pure propaganda, designed to make you despair. Use better terms: &#39;machine generated&#39;, &#39;statistical non...

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    Asking the important question right now. Did it make you happy? (From: https://lemmy.world/post/49149393 )

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    Have a great day everyone!

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    OK, off to bed I go. Lord Cthulhu, I am dead tired.

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    Yes. This is what we all want. (Source: https://lemmy.world/post/48905532 )

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    Current temperature here is 40C. If anyone needs me, I am over there, melting next to the open refrigerator.

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    Today. In great dialogues at work. (Screams from the switches in the background. Lots of blinking lights) Them: ... Me: ... Them: it&#39;s not DNS Me: ... Them: No, seriously, it&#39;s not DNS Me: ... Them: it can&#39;t be DNS Me: ... Them: ... Me: *stops systemd-resolved* Them: ... Me: ... Them: ... Me: *ping crucial_address* Ping: (works) Me: it was DNS AND systemd, young one Them: freaking DNS Me: My work is done.

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    Well well well... 001: SECURITY FIX: June 2, 2026 All architectures Multiple vulnerabilites in the X server dri2, sync, saver and Xkb extensions. 002: RELIABILITY FIX: June 2, 2026 All architectures Fixes for a variety of crashing bugs in smtpd(8). 003: RELIABILITY FIX: June 2, 2026 amd64 arm64 In vmd(8), fix a variety of crashing bugs and misbehavior of -b flag. Of course syspatch is your friend! Update your #openbsd 7.9! :openbsd:

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    Well... Guilty as charged, I guess. (Source: https://literature.cafe/post/31408282 )

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    At the end of the day, COVID-19 made people realize: - They could work from home and that most offices are shitty places. - Their job was really shitty. - Governments could finance pretty much anything they wanted. - Global warming could be stopped. - The really important jobs were the ones that are the worst paid (nurses, for instance). - Most governments are run by idiots, who are in the pocket of the wealthiest.

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    I think I need to repeat this: - No info in your bio = no follow. - No alt text for images = no boost. Sorry, not sorry. I want people to interact with, and not anonymous chum. And if you can post an image, you can also take two minutes to write a short description in the alt text. This helps a lot of people. Also, please learn what a content warning is and use it. That also helps. A LOT. Do I sound like an idiot? Maybe, but there is a good chance I was on the Fediverse before you.