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@dani@fosstodon.org ##5285048

It&#39;s easy to spot vibe-coded #AISlop, at least on the &quot;enterprise&quot; world: If it has comments which are longer than one line, or one sentence, it&#39;s vibe-coded. If it doesn&#39;t have a single comment, then it&#39;s written by a human.

@dani@fosstodon.org ##5285047

In the Matrix, agents were evil. In reality, agents are the cool shit. Truth is stranger than fiction #fuck_ai

@dani@fosstodon.org ##5285046

TIL that in mysql , you have to &quot;limit then offset&quot;, because &quot;offset then limit&quot; is an sql error, wtf.

@dani@fosstodon.org ##5285045

I think I&#39;m developing superpowers: I can spot vibecoded slop even before looking at the repo. Just by the name and the description. Spotted two as of today: &quot;An unofficial GB conversion to ZX Spectrum with eight courses, overhead loops and nitro boosts 🏍️ AY music, split-screen 2-player racing and hidden jet power too.&quot; &quot;🌶️ **typepper** — A fast-paced typing game with 5 modes!&quot;

@dani@fosstodon.org ##5285044

lol

@dani@fosstodon.org ##5285043

The night is young ♫ ♫ And my server threads are running high.

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@zimmatore@turtleisland.social ##5285032

It&#39;s chilly. Leaves are starting to fall. I have the heat turned on in one room. I guess I&#39;ll have to turn in my New Englander credentials with shame (violation of the no heat before Thanksgiving rule). Seriously, the weather seems more like what I remember from my childhood for late September. #newengland #autumnvibes

@zimmatore@turtleisland.social ##5285031

Grooving on the fact that microtonal music is having its day #microtonalmusic #anginedepoitrine #kinggizzard

@zimmatore@turtleisland.social ##5285030

Riding the storm out...Marvin really wanted to go outside. In the middle of a Nor&#39;Easter, I wouldn&#39;t blame him if he didn&#39;t go, but he braved it. Now he&#39;s wrapped up in a nice warm blanket. #DogsOfMastodon #Pugs #noreaster

@zimmatore@turtleisland.social ##5285029

Vinny and Stanley hanging out together on our bed. #Caturday

@zimmatore@turtleisland.social ##5285028

Trump is an incredible douchebag, the US&#39; version of Uriah Heep. #trump #hipocracy #mendacity #dickens Trump, Critic of Voting by Mail, Urges Republicans to Do It in Midterms https://www.nytimes.com/2026/10/03/us/politics/trump-republicans-mail-voting.html?smid=nytcore-android-share

@zimmatore@turtleisland.social ##5285027

A thought poem #rumi #poetry

@zimmatore@turtleisland.social ##5285026

I&#39;m exploring the concept of retroactive impeachment for Trump. Impeach him, but backdate it to last year. This way, any pardon he writes for himself will be invalid since he wasn&#39;t in office. It also makes everything he&#39;s done an unofficial act, rendering the Supreme Court decision re: Trump and official acts moot and holding him accountable. #notalawyer #impeachment #hypothetical

@zimmatore@turtleisland.social ##5285025

This changes my whole world view. #Mathematics #logic #genius

@slowe@mastodon.me.uk ##5285021

Everyone else on here is too old to remember kid&#39;s TV programme Watt on Earth. As a kid it felt very off and made me uncomfortable. It was about a shape-shifting alien stranded on Earth. But the alien was effectively an adult man who turned up at a boy&#39;s house, stopped the boy from telling any adults about him, and then lived in the boy&#39;s bedroom. That setup was a dodgy thing to teach.

@slowe@mastodon.me.uk ##5285020

Putting Jeri Ryan as six of nine?

@slowe@mastodon.me.uk ##5285019

Today&#39;s spam emails can&#39;t decide (between them) if I&#39;m too hot or too cold. Presumably spreading their geographic bets.

@slowe@mastodon.me.uk ##5285018

When a publication (e.g. Bylines) starts with a deceptive design pattern like this, how can trust be built in their writing? Making &quot;Reject&quot; almost imperceptible means I can&#39;t trust your &quot;Accept all&quot; is as harmless and that you genuinely think PRIVACY MATTERS. Also, you can _count_ readers without all the cookies.

@slowe@mastodon.me.uk ##5285017

I&#39;m struggling to have any motivation in life at the moment. Everything feels like a vast effort.

@slowe@mastodon.me.uk ##5285016

All UK electricity companies I&#39;ve ever used are dodgy with their billing. They have _always_ over-estimated my usage which they always use as an excuse to over-charge me in advance. They constantly put up my direct debits to get increasing interest-free loans from me. They almost always use the excuse that energy use can vary across a year (obvs) so they need to build up a large stockpile of credit. That excuse sounds most plausible at this time of the year but I&#39;ve had it in spr...

@slowe@mastodon.me.uk ##5285015

Yesterday&#39;s Loconundrum was very pleasing. Loconundrum #225 ⬜⬜🟨 🚂🚂🚂🚂 🟩🟩🟩

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@matt_ellery@mastodon.social ##5284986

R.I.P, old friend 🫡 #cycling #BikeTooter #Brooks

@matt_ellery@mastodon.social ##5284984

New blogpost: Buying a refurbished PC I bought my last PC in 2014. An upgrade is well overdue, but I don&#39;t want to pay 2026 prices. https://mattellery.co.uk/posts/2026/09/29/buying-a-refurbished-pc/