Dani
dani@fosstodon.org
<p>Freelance backend developer located in Spain. I'm Generation X. Father of 2 kids. 3 dogs. Living in a rural area, I like beer, keep calm, death metal, 🦀, retro gaming, open protocols and everything underground. Running Linux since mid 90s. So, what you'd call it an old man loosing it.</p>
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I hope the guy who invented this is now in hell
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There&#39;s no fsck&#39;ing AI here Who&#39;s comming?
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I just pressed &quot;o&quot; by accident while under #elfeed in #emacs and oh! Look what It did! It grouped the posts by feed! I wonder how many more cool features It has that I cannot even imagine.
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Fucking bollocks, tomorrow&#39;s hangover is going to be important
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TIL that in #rust, writing this: let _ = semaphore.acquire().await?; Is a terrible idea, if you want to use a semaphore to limit the number of concurrent tasks, because the semaphore is automatically dropped, as the binding is unused. To fix it: let foo = semaphore.acquire().await?; So the compiler will only drop the semaphore when variable foo goes out of scope.
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https://jan.wildeboer.net/2025/04/Web-is-Broken-Botnet-Part-2/ So If there are companies out there whose business model is driving botnets, the only thing #anubis ends up doing in practice is draining the battery of the phone of some random guy out there :thinking: Because I&#39;m getting 150req/sec, when I should be getting 20. And I&#39;m running anubis. | load average: 68.74, 55.24, 43.47
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Charles Lipovetsky is the most fucked up read I&#39;ve done in ages.
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It&#39;s easy to spot vibe-coded #AISlop, at least on the &quot;enterprise&quot; world: If it has comments which are longer than one line, or one sentence, it&#39;s vibe-coded. If it doesn&#39;t have a single comment, then it&#39;s written by a human.
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In the Matrix, agents were evil. In reality, agents are the cool shit. Truth is stranger than fiction #fuck_ai
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TIL that in mysql , you have to &quot;limit then offset&quot;, because &quot;offset then limit&quot; is an sql error, wtf.
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I think I&#39;m developing superpowers: I can spot vibecoded slop even before looking at the repo. Just by the name and the description. Spotted two as of today: &quot;An unofficial GB conversion to ZX Spectrum with eight courses, overhead loops and nitro boosts 🏍️ AY music, split-screen 2-player racing and hidden jet power too.&quot; &quot;🌶️ **typepper** — A fast-paced typing game with 5 modes!&quot;
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lol
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The night is young ♫ ♫ And my server threads are running high.
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So kde turns 30 years old, and I still remember compiling 1.0 by hand back in the days. Good times.