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@the_gneech@meow.social
mastodon 4.7.3+glitchCreator of fantasy, humor, RPGs, & The Suburban Jungle. Talks in sentence fragments. WARNING: Chatty! Will fill your TL with links and reblogs. (He/Him)
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Joined November 01, 2022
Cognitive dissonance in one picture
I CALL UPON THE WORLD TO BE SILLIER, KINDER, AND GAYER
LIKE, IMMEDIATELY
The devil whispered in my ear, “You will never be enough.”
I whispered back, “And you lost your golden fiddle to some yokel in Georgia, asshole.”
Manager: “We’re rolling out a new butterfly pea protein drink.”
Co-Worker: “Wow, how do they even collect that? Like, in tiny sample cups?”
The Rest of Us: *blink*
Co-Worker: “I didn’t even know butterflies peed.”
The Rest of Us: *blink* *blink*
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Try to live your life such that everyone else doesn’t immediately want to leave the restaurant because you’re there.
I need some good stuff to happen.
I am frequently dismayed at how bad people are at, just, sorta, everything.
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re: And now, for a pallet cleanser
I'd punch AI if I could
Putting a vote before the council for a 20-year moratorium on "nordic" themed video games. The ecosystem is severely overrun and needs time to recover.
Some people don't think the '80s were awesome. Those people have not watched this video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIfAkOBMf5A
This Aerobic Video Wins Everything (480p Extended)
Chekhov's Deus Ex Machina: When you saw the god get into the machine in act one.
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@V_Mags_Fox@meow.social We didn’t ask permission, we just figured out that the west door is never locked.
With all respect to Bud and Lou, Naturally was a great baseball player, he got shafted.
Posting this here for @Chip_Unicorn@im-in.space https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVyJkKKfRFs
Melbourne Ska Orchestra - Get Smart (Official FULL Version)
Um... birds? For some reason? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bp4_7T9J6Fg
birds for some reason
Moenbryda's Parents: (show up)
Everybody:
The American Gen-X Society: Join us! Or, like, don’t, whatever. We’re not the boss of you.
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@Chip_Unicorn Indeed, but you guys punked him like champions. ;D Sharing your vision with Fhadric was a great strategy. :)
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And with that, the session draws to a close, giving everyone enough XP to hit 19th level (which I actually thought they had already, oops). Next time... journey to the bottom of the sea! 10/10
Commission Slots for May/June! is up with public access on Patreon. #AmDrawing #FurryArt https://www.patreon.com/posts/commission-slots-158340446?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link
There's a limited-time FATE in #FFXIV this week called "Serket Breaker" and all I keep thinking of is "Wait, my old pal from the Twitterponies?"
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@BalooUriza@social.tulsa.ok.us It took a little poking around but yes, that seems correct :)
Stream will start a few minutes late but is on the way. :)
STREAMING THIS WEEK!
Tonight: #FurryArt! Shading and maybe even finishing the Saja Lionboys pic!
Wednesday: Not sure! It might even be... (gasp) another art stream! Crazy, right?
Either way, both starting around 7 pm eastern @ https://www.twitch.tv/the_gneech
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Stream done! Thanks for coming, all! <3
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@Chip_Unicorn Much as I'd like to take credit for it, it's more a matter of managerial nincompoopery than anything to do with me. XD
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@Mhera Okay! *takes off abdominal support belt* Phew, I needed a break from that thing anyway.
Back at the grind today; the place has kinda fallen to pieces without me. >.>
The hardest part so far is that my “abdominal support belt” keeps shoving the back of my pants down. -.-
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I miss kung fu.
Posting this for @MulticlassGeek@mas.to in order to elicit a wry smile and possibly a single raised eyebrow. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsuTccKKGjo
Filmation Ghostbusters Theme Song/Intro [HQ - Stereo Remaster]
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@inkblitz The whole dragons-vs-giants backstory came out a little janky, because Aspyras, but I love Swifty, I'm glad she got more story too. :)
I caught Gordon Lightfoot creeping around my back stair again, the hairy old weirdo.
#FurTheMore general attendee registration is open! #furry #convention https://www.furthemore.org/registration-information/
