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· 6mo ago

"Declare that Sir Kier Starmer MP is the worst Prime Minister in British history." https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/765481

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· 6mo ago

"A petition to keep the parachute regiment the same" https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/761430

Petitions - UK Parliament and UK Government

Petition: A petition to keep the parachute regiment the same

DO NOT TAKE AWAY THE PARACHUTE REGIMENTS WINGS

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· 6mo ago

"Mark The day Of the Loyal Sons of Benagh as Benagh Day and make it a holiday" https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/766927

Petitions - UK Parliament and UK Government

Petition: Mark The day Of the Loyal Sons of Benagh as Benagh Day and make it a holiday

Make the day of benaghs parade publicly marked as Benagh Day. I want it to be marked as a public holiday for the people of Northern Ireland

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· 6mo ago

"Get rid of the adopt me sequence in the eggs and make it randomized again" https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/763181

Petitions - UK Parliament and UK Government

Petition: Get rid of the adopt me sequence in the eggs and make it randomized again

There is a game called adopt me on roblox it's about getting pets, you can buy pets from eggs. It used to be randomized but because of a new UK law it is considered "gambling." They have now added a sequence so the pets you get are no longer randomized.

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· 5mo ago

Boosted by @scarlet@chaos.social

"Turn Colchester castle into a weatherspoons" https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/768922

Petitions - UK Parliament and UK Government

Petition: Turn Colchester castle into a weatherspoons

Transform Colchester castle into a weatherspoons while holding the history in place.

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· 5mo ago

"Make it a legal requirement for drivers to stop when a cat has been hit" https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/767497

Petitions - UK Parliament and UK Government

Petition: Make it a legal requirement for drivers to stop when a cat has been hit

Make it a legal requirement to impose fines, points or prosecutions when drivers don’t stop and report hitting a cat. Same law as dog or horses.

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· 5mo ago

"Bring back triple cheeseburger in McDonalds" https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/768167

Petitions - UK Parliament and UK Government

Petition: Bring back triple cheeseburger in McDonalds

We want you to force McDonald’s to bring back the legendary triple cheeseburger so we can enjoy some quality food after a good night supporting hospitality

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· 5mo ago

"To make prune in sausages illegal!" https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/768891

Petitions - UK Parliament and UK Government

Petition: To make prune in sausages illegal!

Ban the prune sausage all across the uk

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· 5mo ago

"Make the CEO of Warhammer/GamesWorkshop change his legal name to James Workshop" https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/768964

Petitions - UK Parliament and UK Government

Petition: Make the CEO of Warhammer/GamesWorkshop change his legal name to James Workshop

The CEO of GamesWorkshop and Warhammer has control over the IP and is beholden to his board members to make changes to the lore, miniature creation, and more. Therefore, it is our request that he/she must beholden to change their name to reflect their power and status.

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· 6mo ago

Boosted by @scarlet@chaos.social

"Bring back the steak and stilton roll in greggs" https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/767081

Petitions - UK Parliament and UK Government

Petition: Bring back the steak and stilton roll in greggs

Force greggs to bring it back

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· 3mo ago

Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social

"Stop handwaving away nearly every petition that gains traction on this website." https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/771707

Petitions - UK Parliament and UK Government

Petition: Stop handwaving away nearly every petition that gains traction on this website.

The UK Petitions website is useless. Even petitions nearing three million signatures are dismissed in favour of the PM's will. The government must be legally required to genuinely consider any petition meeting the debate threshold, rather than issuing rejections that render the system meaningless.

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· 6mo ago

Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social

"Put estrogen in our tap water PLEASE" https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/766338

Petitions - UK Parliament and UK Government

Petition: Put estrogen in our tap water PLEASE

ok so basically instead of putting fluoride in our tap water give us estrogen instead because it would be kinda peak perchance

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· 2mo ago

"This Petition title is that The nessie should be the national animal of scotland" https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/775887

Petitions - UK Parliament and UK Government

Petition: This Petition title is that The nessie should be the national animal of scotland

The nessie is a mystical scottish animal that has a lot of history and i think the unicorn has nothing to do with scotland so my idea for this petition is us scottish people want the nessie to be the national animal