These two have a seriously weird vibe. 😬
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Mme Zabet
@mmezabet@craftgoblin.club
mastodon 4.7.3Death fat. Vantablack enthusiast. Bisexual Berry Hag. Lazy knitter. Lazy goth. Lazy pagan. Scots-Cuban-American. Obsessed with the pixel death on my Chromebook. Absolute gobbalin (IYKYK).
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Don't worry, the Doctor will eventually set them right.
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Jesus, they really spent their entire budget on carpeting and that bodacious alien rack.
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THE END
Thank the Gods.
I think my first Monsterdon movie was something about a cat woman, and so far it's the worst one I've seen, but this one is a close second. Yikes.
Thanks to @Taweret@timeloop.cafe for hosting and @miru@social.miyaku.media for the stream!
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Oh no. I fear that Egon is actually the jellyfish monster.
Get those fuckers, Egon. Get every single one of them.
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Talk about shooting yourself in the foot!!!
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We're all going to be rooting for the monster, aren't we?
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All these actors are terrible, but Egon is the best of them.
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Wait what where did the bukakke come from???????????
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Why does that house connect to a cheap-ass motel room?
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Spacetime CONUNDRUM, amirite, guys? Eh? Ehhhhh????
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I'll just put this doohickey here to make the thingamabob go!
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Ah, the 60s, when even
temporal labs had conversation pits.
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What do you want to bet Egon lost his eye to a jellyfish... or jellyMONSTER???
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I thought neither airboat had enough gas in it for this shit?
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That girl is dead by the time all of you get your gear on.
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PLOT TWIST! He becomes one with the mamajamma jellyfish!!!!
I relate better to animals too, Egon.
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If it makes you feel any better, those assholes in the polyester satin shirts are absolutely going to die of heat stroke before filming is over.
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I don't know what they made those "jellyfish" out of, but I bet you they left all that fucking plastic in the water when they finished filming for the day.
(I'm getting a real used-condom vibe off of them, tbh.)
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Time had a snazzy car
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Ok, so it killed people, dogs... Can we assume it killed all unprotected mammals? Did it kill birds? What about amphibians? Did it kill insects? What about slime molds?
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Where does she keep getting gum from lol
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Uf. Goodnight y'all 🦖🎥
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And those fish are just not even fucken bothered lol
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Shoutout to my exceptionally good cup of coffee this morning.
Apparently I am the go-to person in my social group for faerie identification.
I'll take it. ☺️
Can you make a homunculus out of hummus, and if so, is it a hummusculus?
Another claymation classic down! Thanks, @Taweret@timeloop.cafe and @miru@social.miyaku.media !
Oh no, the centaur is choking the chicken!
Replying to
@rstevens@mastodon.social So that little bout of nice weather we had was hell freezing over? :D
I feel like the griffin here is supposed to be indicative of Allah coming to the aid of Sinbad.
Or I might be reading too much into a brownface'd 70s hollywood orientalist flick?
Rachid the Picador, with the assist!
I AM INVISIBLE!
Except, you know, the sword. Which is getting parried quite well.
A crown of untold RIDGES? That sounds uncomfortable!
Simmered a big pot of chilli while Monsterdon'ing and now I have delicious chilli 😋
Nice blood fountain effect, A+!
It's weird because I remember the Sinbad movies from my childhood, but it's been 40 years or so since I last saw them, so I don't really remember plots, only claymation bits.
I got about one spoon, zero mental bandwidth, and I need about five cold beverages, so yes, I ordered the powered 보리차 (barley tea). Am skeptical, but must hydrate somehow.
RE: https://craftgoblin.club/@mmezabet/116264007149260446
They are only $1831 away from their goal, fundraising ends Wed, March 25, 2026, 6:43 PM EDT -- c'mooooon look how adorably unhelpful those ducks are!!!
How did he know that knife was in there??? Any WHY was it there?
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Look at those beautiful, crisp shadows!
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Cautiously optimistic about the midterm election for my state based on the dem primary.