Sunday night baff club! Who's in?
yeah, matty, again
oh it's him again, I wish he'd make up his mind
Just two cool guys, about to fuck up their knees
Given the Half Marathon tomorrow, today is a day of pasta. Do not chase me today, I am full of pasta.
If an AI tells me I'm absolutely right one more fuckin time, I will lose it
I've gone rogue and started cooking my meals from scratch with recipes I've memorised in my head. This is a coconut Dal with paneer and aubergine pickle and it's amazing
Project Hail Mary very very good, Andy cried.
Don't threaten me with a good time.
Went to a comedy show tonight, there was:
A woman on ketamine that had smuggled in her dog Spike under her coat
A stag do where the bride's dad was in with a portable oxygen unit
An elderly woman from Cardiff called Trish who's son Lee wouldn't stop calling her
https://www.parseword.com/daily
For anyone still doing wordle, this is a new game by its creator. It is tricky.
Remember, right now celebrities are getting Botox injections into their armpits to make sure they don't sweat at the Oscars
Watching @Lewie_Kong@retro.pizza play Silent Hill
Andy has bought a new phone and now all I see is ads for new phones.
Now I LOVE my phone, a OnePlus Open, it's fantastic, but it's a couple of years old and the manufacturer has confirmed they're not making a sequel for it. Their Chinese sister company is releasing a new model later this month but I don't know if it will reach the UK.
Do I jump to a different phone? It would have to be a foldable, I could never go back.