Sabrina Ryan

seeing a recent ex on a dating app is a full body jumpscare i would only wish on a republican

cis allies should be joining their trans friends in using the "wrong" bathroom in red states right now. that’s solidarity.

this pride month i want you to remember that heated rivalry did not pass the bechdel test

every once in a while, you will meet someone who will tell you that they are (essentially) trans but, for whatever reason, they are choosing not to act on that

do you understand what it feels like to watch someone like yourself choose not to exist

to hear them say it without flinching, as if the choice was obvious

we need help

i don't want realism

i want

magic

it's low-key mortifying that i work really hard and i love my job and i'm the best at it

i was supposed to be cool

RE: https://mastodon.social/@magicalgirlsabrina/116359328580720440

i posted this without the context that, due to post-surgery regrowth, and for the first time in my life, i can have a full ponytail in the right spot on my head and it doesn't look weird. yay this is going to empower me to be an even bigger bitch

zendaya and tom are a masc4masc couple

stimming looks really inconvenient, but i promise you it feels great

i've come to the conclusion that i made the unfortunate decision of getting my entire life kinda together and now i'm just bored

RE: https://mastodon.social/@iris_meredith/116689877036811682

write a show about two trans women playing professional sports and having sex in the first place?

one of my favorite activities to blow off steam is to go on dating apps and filter for conservatives, moderates, and apolitical types and swipe left on them so it hurts them in the algorithm (and i don't have to see their stupid faces again)

most of astrology essentially boils down to a real-time advisory system for whether you need to crash out or lock in right now

i don't make the emotions, i just announce them, don't be mad at ME

the higher ariana grande's ponytail gets the stronger my powers grow

high key love my job 🥺😭 but it's a non-profit so i feel less icky saying that. but also that is how they get you

i think my dream job is to run the spice girls' social media account

90's supermarket sweep has such a different tone now

god is an influencer (derogatory)

practicing magic in nyc means i have a constant stream of tiny pieces of paper which need to be burned or buried and cannot be conveniently dealt with in an urban environment

running out of stuff to set up on my ayn thor and now i guess i have to play games or something but i really wish i had more stuff to set up

i hate taylor swift as a human woman and lana del rey is in my nightmare blunt rotation but damn if they didnt cook narcotics into the second version of snow on the beach

so, uhhh, how do we get in those starter packs @Mastodon@mastodon.social