Low Quality Facts

Elon is the worst.

Boycotting Green Day after they insulted the MAGA agenda. Punk rock should NOT be political. Punk rock is about and has ALWAYS been about the following: -respecting cops. -upholding the patriarchy. -saluting the flag, standing for the national anthem, and unconditionally supporting the military.

We made a comic about a mayfly.

That makes sense.

History is so interesting.

I love Ryan Gosling.

Have you ever heard that black cats are bad luck? That's because Europeans used to believe gypsies could shapeshift into black cats, blending into the night to easily pick your pockets. It's a bonkers racist superstition.

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That's so interesting.

We made a comic about a volcano.

Oh, you think it's a bad thing that Trump is constantly falling asleep during meetings? Well guess who else sleeps all day long. Babies, that's who. That means President Trump has the energy of someone 79 years younger than him. Checkmate, liberals.

We must ban yodeling.

That blows my mind.

Norse mythology stole the idea for Thor from Marvel.

It's a dumb take, but far from her worst one.

Wise words from a wise man.

"Hey, that octopus is holding a lot of guns that aren't glocks." Okay? Kevin Bacon is probably holding something that isn't bacon right now.

That blows my mind.

I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.

This kitten is the total opposite of AI, which says "I don't feel shit!!! But I pretend to know things!!!"

I'm gonna become a fortune teller and have a whole deck of nothing but pizza tarot cards. People will line up for miles to hear their fortune. I'll be rich.

Getting married to this gorgeous girl tomorrow, so I'll see you folks later.

Because cats have nine lives, they actually becomes nine ghosts when they die.

Someone asked me what the zombie is made of. Rotting flesh, obviously.

Case in point: Encountering a random bone could be a bit unsettling but finding a random pile of skin would be fucking terrifying.

Trick or Treating used to be so simple. You'd knock on a stranger's door. If you were pure of heart, they'd reward you with a hot dog. If they deemed you unworthy, they'd kill you.

I can't believe people are actually celebrating the death of Dennis Hastert just because *reads literally anything about Dennis Hastert* Oh. Carry on then.

Same.

Gavin Newsom supporters are going to be so confused when the presidential debates begin and they finally learn that Gavin Newsom and Gavin Newsom's witty social media manager who regularly SLAMS Trump are not the same person.

I'd watch it.

Update: The leopard has eaten my face.

That's crazy.

Other things people don't know about Frankenstein: -The book was originally written in braille, and was not translated so that non-blind people could read it until 1986. -The monster was going to wear a hat which a rat hid inside, but this was edited out after Pixar threatened to sue.

Nothing will ever be more relatable than this.

Vampires are also unable to whistle. The fangs get in the way. They're rather inconvenient.

Seems wasteful.

That blows my mind.

This is one of the most wholesome comics we've made.

I've always suspected.