idk if anyone on the fediverse knows how i look so uh HIIII #selfie #transgender
ppl just pride themselves on being ignorant and on closing themselves off to new information these days
finding out ppl are tylenol people is insane to me. like hey man do you want to experience painless pain
ppl who have owned ACD's in the past r always like "yeah he was absolutely crazy. tore a hole straight through my couch and no one could stop him yeah like through the wood. had a stalker-like fixation on a leaf. threatened a bird telepathically. best dog i've ever had"
the wipeout lore has all the ingredients to make a killer political technothriller i feel like
id like to introduce everyone to one of the worst crimes i've ever put in a PR commit (i later did change it for readability)
Just ate a zebra stripes cake, a pound of potato.salad, a baggy of twin snakes, a matcha latte, and a club sandwich and frew.it all up :((
noesis my becomplicatedrelationship
resonite flower FESTIVAL........ #resonite #resonitevr
im becoming so normal about the good wife btw. so fuckign norma.l. im so fucking sorry but im so normal here
gun is a fame and i blind poonittt
it makes me so sad that we managed to make a computer model the biological thinking process and its ability to relate arbitrary, nonstandard data and we thought "hey, you know what we could do with this? plagiarize the entire world and make a sycophantic fake guy who makes you dumber, tears through valuable resources for human life, and destroys trust in truth from public figures and entities forever. and also is bad at anything it could be useful for"
tried to fuck with one of those porn spambots on twitter but no i'm sorry i think they won. i don't think i can top that
I be attending that tale. of Sweeney todd ✨
me after my breast augmentation:
