Temu Paulo Coelho for President

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In a further exchange, Patel explained to Senator John Kennedy, the Louisiana Republican, that previously, regulations had barred anyone who engaged in bestiality “on either side of it.” “Either side of what, the bestiality?” asked Kennedy. “So you disqualified the animal?” “We have great canines, but we’re not going to disqualify them,” said Patel. Kennedy said that the change in standards had “really hurt the FBI.” “Why would you even get into bestiality?” he asked. “We’re not into bestiality,” said Patel. https://www.wired.com/story/the-fbi-doubles-down-on-easing-bestiality-hiring-standards/?utm_social-type=owned

Germany really facing a socialism or barbarism moment huh

When your town is really exciting, you don't have "notable people" on Wikipedia, you have "notable person"

Lmao this is the one case that AI Defenders cite to defend AI as being cool because it actually is pretty cool and Google is shutting it down https://www.engadget.com/2225849/google-shuts-down-alphafold/

As someone who has occasionally found the One Surviving Copy of a book and then digitalized it in order to share with other people and try to encourage a reprint, I can't imagine how evil these people are

ahegao hoodie 👎 sweat a capuche du visage de la petite mort 👍

We are in an era of prog-pop, of pop that has forgotten what pop is all about Post-1989, Taylor Swift is unlistenable unless you are heavily invested in her lore The last couple Beyoncé albums are more like Master's theses than pop albums What happened to the simple joys of riding the Vengabus

Look I'm just going to say that if your ~amazing takedown~ of Elite Transgender Liberals is published by fucking Harvard, you're not as subaltern as you think you are https://www.hup.harvard.edu/books/9780674298965

So I finally read this book and I think 1) it's worth reading, because it does contain a lot of decent information on seventies urban guerrillas, 2) this review is right about how annoying the author is and 3) the review doesn't mention the funniest part of the book, which is that he says his parents Failed As Parents because they helped to break Assata Shakur out of prison when he was a kid and BRO THAT'S COOL AS FUCK YOU DON'T DESERVE YOUR PARENTS https://lareviewofbooks.org/article/dangerous-dirty-violent-young-ayers-dohrn-weather-underground/

@hopeful@firefish.oomfie.city this is why the smiths have the best fandom. every true smiths fan wants to do a ritual murder of morrissey

One day we have to have a conversation about the US liberals and leftists who learn about the social and historical problems in other countries but not out of solidarity with the people struggling against them, but in order to restore a sense of wounded superiority Like there's a certain sector of white US liberals who like to hear about racism in France (obviously a very real and serious problem!) not because they want to be in solidarity with and learn from French antiracist activists, who they instead pretend don't even exist, but because they're secretly excited about the idea of a country that is more racist than the US

No me cae bien ni inglaterra ni argentina pero si milagrosamente gana inglaterra al menos podemos hacer memes de "quien gana se queda con Gibraltar" antes del final

LMAO Jim Goad died

Creo que si Samuel L Jackson, Mia Khalifa y Pedro Pascal están de acuerdo que te mamaste, es que te mamaste

Por otro lado, felicidades a Argentina por ganar sin tener que depender de Infantino

This faith that someday after two hundred years of uninterrupted control by the khive the US will somehow spontaneously start respecting international law

Me encanta la conspiración que involucra a Pedro Pascal, Mia Khalifa, Claudia Sheinbaum y Samuel L Jackson

"Nuremburg" has become a meme among certain radlibs but you don't actually get Nuremburg unless you join the actually existing regional and global human rights institutions

@ari@masto.doskel.net @EugeneMcParland@mastodon.ie they celebrate Russian nationalist holidays (evil, militaristic) unlike when US cartoons characters celebrate Veteran's Day (good, righteous) Like I don't think any cartoons should give nationalistic messages to children But it's not any worse than Paw Patrol

@hopeful@firefish.oomfie.city w h a t

@Parasite@kolektiva.social omg if you have any more goss I would love to hear

@ari@masto.doskel.net @EugeneMcParland@mastodon.ie yeah I think this is just the social media account saying Happy Victory Day the way us cartoon social media accounts will say Happy Fourth of July

@etienneconteur@piaille.fr thank you for factchecking the meme, you do an invaluable service to the fedi by scaring the hoes

@ari@masto.doskel.net @EugeneMcParland@mastodon.ie like...victory day and defense of the fatherland day are just holidays in Russia, and will probably continue to be so after Putin dies

@ari@masto.doskel.net @EugeneMcParland@mastodon.ie and unless we're also going after every cartoon that shows characters celebrating the Fourth of July (something I'm open to!) then who the fuck cares

@serverlessaoife@mastodon.social spain vs argentina would also be a pretty clear good vs evil match

@serverlessaoife@mastodon.social the people who expelled the jews from spain also expelled lamine yamal's ancestors

@serverlessaoife@mastodon.social like I'm pretty sure this guy in particular is not a vox voter??

@mattsheffield@mastodon.social I uploaded a picture of a Rodin statue (the one that's on the cover of The Eternal Idol) and bsky classified it as porn

@serverlessaoife@mastodon.social I think it's always amazing how americans want to play the "going to judge each and every single person in this country because of stuff that happened five hundred years ago" game when we definitely don't have to go back that far with the us of a