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You might not like what you find.

New Disney reboot

Only one way to find out.

It’s just “immigrants = invaders” repackaged slightly.

Get there at least fifteen minutes early to finish the paperwork.

Whatcha gonna do with all that junk inside your trunk?

Don’t be afraid to treat yo’self!

I’m sorry, sir, the spaghetti is still seeing another customer and is running a few minutes behind.

Forgetting someone?

Okay, but it's gonna cost five times as much.

I think it kinda makes it hotter? Cuz they're all like, "Noooo...not two women! We're so old-fashioned!" But way more people support the lesbianism of socialism.

I’m running out of appendages over here!

Yet so many young people today will still complain while getting to live out their childhood dreams. 🇺🇸

Watching old episodes of his is a real crapshoot. He wasn’t on the level of the Family Feud creep, most episodes are fine. But then occasionally, Bob gets a wild hair and 😬

I always try not to look too relieved, but I still see that congratulatory gleam of pride in her eye as I walk off all cool.

Pugnacious polecats?

I've always found imdb way less inflated than Rotten Tomatoes.

Regular education is barely a thing.

Obviously the right answer is, "probably don't do this," but in the spirit of actually engaging with it, I think you'd want a diploma mill that gives out law degrees with some sort of track record of being accepted, which will probably come down to the accrediting bodies the "schools" fall under.

You dodged a bullet, my friend.

So cool. Well done. I'm realizing how little I know about vanilla. Have I ever even truly tasted the real flavor!?

Charles Bronson IS James Bond, to me. He embodied the role.

Austere abstinence? Edit: ASCETICISM was the word I was looking for. Phew. There it is.

I used to work in politics and knew of a guy who almost certainly did this. I believe his school was in the Virgin Islands, but could be mistaken.

You might want to read about the concept of codependency and see if it sounds like what you're dealing with.

Tom Ford Tuscan Leather Tom Ford Oud Wood Parfums de Marly Herod Le Labo The Noir 29 and Santal 33

*I am so high, I can hear heaven.*

I ain't sour doe 😬

It's a small-batch, artisinal affair.

I've got "great" news: there are apps for that now.

I always suspected as much.

Hilarious. But fitting, given that Americans hate education, just in general.

Do YOU have what it takes to bring your mom back to life? SPIN THE WHEEL TO FIND OUT!

I’m ranked at Bronze I after a decade or so playing.

Is this still available? I’m making chili.

Surely they can’t be tha…oh. Oh, my.

I thought that was Primus?

Save your breath. It’s honestly not worth it.

With all due respect? Ew.

I’ve never understood the fight. How could no drugs ever hope to beat yes drugs?

The Appalachian Mountains are 2-3x older than sharks.

“Honey, maybe you’ll consider DeVry University’s online MBA program and finally make mommy proud?”

Not a trend. A way of life.

Nobody should work for a game corporation. My actual goal, anymore.

You know Todd?

It’s already a heartwarming motivational poster.

You just wanted to say, “brassicacea.”

Drivers are currently making like $12-$14/hr, so…yup. And Uber will just deny my cleaning fee when someone vomits, soooo…yup. Not accepting that shit in my car and paying out of pocket to clean it after midnight, having to drag an unconscious stranger out of my car, etc.

There are plenty of Uber drivers in SF getting fucked and the CEO’s address is public record. 🤞