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Percy has been loving these overcast nappy days

or when sounding like “ay”, as in neighbor or weigh And on weekends and holidays and all throughout may. You’ll always be wrong no matter what you say!

The US is not winning the war in Iran.

It does when you pronounce it correctly.

It absolutely doesn’t have a hard E vowel sound. Except when my deep south relatives say it.

Received is the except after C rule. Foreign uses the same ay sound as neighbor.

I cooka da pizza!

Please pull your pants up. Your ass is talking again.

We really haven't delt with what COVID did to us.

It's entire possible they made the poster and actually put it in the ad space.

So instead of being snarky about something you care about, you're snarky about snarky people. _Groundbreaking_

Yes that's half the joke. lol

So are they. That's what I'm barking at.

Why purge if you're going to have consequences?

The 90s were just 10 years ago.

This is just a misinterpretation of dog body language. This good boy doesn't want to smell you. He's opening his jowls so you can put skittles in there.

From my limited sample size it seems like you talk out of your ass a lot.

All these years later they're still missing the joke, but they're still talking about it. That's some kind of consolation prize.

I always imagined him riding this for a race, but fully Fred Flintstoneing it when no one is looking.

Intelligence wasn't really what I meant.

If I'm only at a 4 I'm having a better day than most.

It's okay you can get a subscription to the local food bank for a small monthly fee.

Pow that opinion goes right in the bin.

ADHD

For Percy it’s always a trap. He takes himself far to seriously for belly rubs.

Squat

Awful taste but great execution.