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I love Americas 1000 regional “fruit with some bullshit on top” desserts. Obviously you have your classics (pie, cobbler) and some solid mid tier players most ppl have heard of (crisps, crumbles) but I love when you get down into the weeds of the really weird ones (pandowdy, slump, grunt, Betty, buckle, sonker etc)

My great-great-grandfather listed his religion as “universalist” and “free thinker” at various points on the Canadian census. Based?

I hate this particular bullshit “fact” about peasant work schedules so much bc everyone repeating it is just saying “I don’t consider domestic labor “work””

While I was reading this post Kate injured herself again….

(She will be fine)

I’ve never understood this complaint bc i literally cannot remember the last time i encountered an annoyingly fussy child in a restaurant. Is it an America B problem?

Ok this is making me wonder how many living mainland Chinese ppl shrike club can name without looking it up bc it was harder than I was expecting

I wish I liked arguing about politics online more but unfortunately I like to preserve the atmosphere around here lol

Straight women calling a whole-ass lesbian a “pick-me” is so funny. Not what that word means!

Vegetables cooked with a little bit of cured pork are so good

All this hipster band discourse is ignoring the obvious: a significant part of the whole idea of the Hipster was finding the most obscure vinyl you could get your hands on to flex on people. It’s basically antithetical to whole thing to boil it down to a single Scene or Band.

lol ran into @junebug@slime.global at scarecrow video.

i miss Andor lol. remember when for a brief moment, there was Good Star Wars again

I have done six loads of laundry today

Every time I do one of these I’m like… I gotta go to New Orleans. I feel like that’s the one Fun State left for me lol

Someone pointed out those koolaid pineapples are kind of the American version of tanghulu and now I’m like damn. I miss tanghulu*

I feel like they could have a Moment if you could find the right fruit substitute. But the only thing I can think of that’s sour enough is maybe cranberry? But those are too small

*tanghulu is super sour Chinese haw fruit coated in a thick red glassy sugar glaze

Seattle dyke alliance still hasn’t announced a time/place for dyke march yet. Guys, we’re supposed to be better than this! We should be running this march like the navy!

Vegans don’t want you to know this but vegan cheese pizza with real pepperoni on it is pretty good

What if I became a massive Jia Zhangke fan

I have distinct memories of watching Some Like It Hot in a high school English class and I wish I could remember why lmao. It’s not based on a book afaik. Was our teacher just really checked out at the end of the year.

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